>we need a white actor for our new horror film
>I got you pham
We need a white actor for our new horror film
you're gonna play the dad and like it motherfucker
>we need a black authority figure
yeah he's about the most generic looking dude I've ever seen lol I like him in those movies tho
we need an african crime/war/drug lord
He was based in Fargo
>we need a mexican guy
>we need Idris Elba as Idris Elba
>we need a nu-male cuck
Who will you cast?
>Attractive
>Tall
>Blonde
>Usually playing a successful character with wife and family
Non white here this is honestly terrifying. Nothing more scarier than a successful white guy
I like the trope desu it's actually scary.
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You
And Insidious.
OP
congratulation you've got the job
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I don't get to use this reaction image nearly as much as i'd like to.
It's mine now! HAHAHAHA
I hope I look as good as based paddy with a JUST hairline
where the fuck on his head do you see blonde? are you a dog or perhaps a horse? pls respond.
I think eisenberg is the go-to right now
>we need the smuggest man in town
Say no more, patron
eric
MUTHAFUCKA
WHERE'S MY ICONIC SLAVE ROLE
>we need a hillbilly
>say no more
>we need a raging Brit homo with a sharp wit an posh accent
GOOOOOOOOOD EVENING good evening good evening, I fuck your sons face with my smelly cock!
>tfw no successful, tall white dad to adopt me
>the fridge in the break room just shit itself
>say no more
actually surprised he did all those James Wan films.
does Patrick even like horror movies?
Nah dude, you get Danny Trejo if you want a Mexican THUG/criminal. If you just want a Mexican guy, you grab Mike Pena.
He's such a nasty conniving little cuck though. Like the sort of guy who moans and shills for insane progressive agendas but is also crazy enough to shank the protaganist with a blade in a fit of rage.
Are we really gonna ignore the fact that he looks 97% like Saul Goodman?
>We need a mexican criminal/ drug lord
>we need a mexican but one that is less threatening looking and whites are more comfortable around
Nah, more like
>We got a british gay film, but can only afford one decent legit actor.
>say no more
>we need a guy
>say no more senpai
le DVD thriller man
>we need a Mexican cholo
>we need
>say no more, f a m
What went so right?
Patton Oswalt
wtf did he save every penny he's ever earned?
God damn. No wonder he did Bone Tomahawk for peanuts. He's loaded.
>we need to trick people into thinking Tom Hardy is in our movie
I was watching Devil yesterday and thought it was Tom Hardy stuck in that elevator baka.
Fuck you hes good.
Could also say the same for Jeffrey Combs, he started his career by doing lots of horror on stage. It's a lot of fun compared to typical action/drama acting gigs.
I met him a few times. He's really nice.
Fuck you Gamby!
>we need a talentless hack who needs supporting actors
>say no more
mess with the West
never laid to rest
I like him in everything. He just has his own thing going and it works really well.
Elijah Wood
Top kek
>We need a new lead for the sequel
He has such a likeable, inoffensive presence on film. I don't thing anyone can have bad feelings toward him
I WISH I WERE LEVAR BURTON
>we need to cast the protagonist,but I also want people to see us as progressive
>we need an actor for the role of baseball play-
>I got you pham
Forgot pic,damn.
Sup Forums or Sup Forums
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nigger even pulls the same facial expressions as tom lol
>we need a handsome guy in his 40s who looks normal but has some issues below the surface which he tries to mask with sarcasm
>We need a guy that starts screaming at the lights operator like a lunatic.
>oh shit, we need a dislikable protagonist / likeable villain!
>NO FUCKING LIMEYS
Holy shit this is so true. He is magnetic as a villain but he is annoying as hell when he is the protagonist. That being said ,I loved him in the most violent year,you could say he was a villain protagonist.
Stop watching Blumhouse horror films.
>someone clogged the shitter on set, and the janitor's quit
>say no more, he'll do it for food
>we need a minority female in our action movie
>uh... Sofia Boutel-
>she's also the love interest of a white lead
>i've got you covered
WARP SPEED DONT RAINBOW READ ME NIGGA
Based Patrick Wilson I call him.
Also, he has a lot of sex scenes with attractive women in his catalogue. Also a sex scene with Lena Dunham, so he's paid his dues
It just seems like they enjoy working together.
I wonder if he'll be in Aquaman.
the fat guy from Sex Drive and Hot Tub Tme Machine
They already wasted him as POTUS in BvS.
How the fuck did he do that?
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
We'll be right back
He should have been Aquaman
James Wan likes him so he kept casting him in his horror films
based
Classic Paul Dano role.
I like to
the Ed Sheeran of film