Does anyone have green-text stories of them defeating/owning a chad?

Does anyone have green-text stories of them defeating/owning a chad?

Well, evidently not.

>beating a chad

I beat a Chad the other week, but I think the thread is going to die before I can send it

Bump

Its hardly worthy of greentext, but here
>Be reasonably attractive nerdy univarsity student with an incurable case of yellow fever
>go to asian student club to pick up yellow qt's
>only hot fob korean is getting chatted up by a Tapout shirt wearing douche
>hes 5'6", wearing a shirt covered in skulls and looks dumb as a rock
>wait until the group activities seperate them and immediately approach her
>woo her with my whiteness and immediately suggest we leave to go eat alone
>she agrees, and we walk out
>chat sees this, and can only manage a weak "y-youre leaving already?" as we pass by

Her friends eventually warned her away from me because there's no worse crime than liking asian girls, but I did smash her first. And that's how I stole a girl from a chad

>Be me
>Pretty spergy cos ADHD so I'm just wired and do dumb shit all the time
>Chad try fucking with me
>Absolutely crack him a stiff one
>Was a notorious one hitter quitter
>In my entire time at school people may of talked shit about me but I had never lost a fight

CBF telling individual stories lol

I got one. This guy was one of the terrors of my town.
>Be chubstrong
>Sitting with junkie friend
>Chad gets mad at junkie for scraping resin
>Says he's going to kick all of our asses
>Week passes by
>Crazy Chad pulls infront of me in a suburb and hes ready to go
>Step out. Thinking I'm about to get beat up badly
>Asks if I have his money
>Tell him he's fucked if he thinks I'm paying for resin I didn't smoke.
>He jabs and busts my lip first punch. Hits me so hard with a hook I spin and colors flash
>Block and hit him so hard with a left hook he stumbles.
>At this point it becomes just a brawl. Him having the upper hand.
>He doesn't look hurt at all.
>My lip is busted, nose is bleeding, cut on my eye.
>I just spear him. He catches me. Starts to crush my head. Fucker is terrifying for a reason.
>I bite a chunk out of his side..
>Get upper cut
>He reaches to grab me as I'm about to just say fuck it and let him kick the shit out of me
>Spear him again. Suplex in same motion
>Roll on top of him and start lifting him by his hear and then elbowing him into pavement.
>His friends pull me off and so do my friends
>He rolls up and is like "Sorry. I went overboard. You want do some coke?"
>Proceed to go over to his house. He gives me a towel to clean up. His girl friend swabs my cuts
>Proceed to do a half oz of coke
>Been the friend I am like "Fuuuuck. This crazy son of a bitch." ever since.
>Get rep of being the unable to be KO'd

I have 5 facial scars from that fight. He looked fine. I looked way worse. However, I didn't go out like no bitch.

Then I transitioned to female. He tries to fuck me ever so often.

>5'6
>Chad
0/10

Oh I'm 5'11 220 at time of fight. He is 6'2 200.

You proceeded to do a half ounce of coke in one sitting?

He just "gave" you a half ounce of coke? Which costs upwards of $600 dollars?
Calling bullshit.

The last line ruined your entire wall of green text

Yep in about 8 hours. With Him, his girl, 3 of his friends, and 2 of mine.

Considering it's easy to rail a gram if you do it frequently. I think you ought to rethink. Some of us live interesting lives.

>be me
>love oats
>eat oats

Okay so you split a half ounce?

Pertinent. People think we're all sissies. Though I pretty much am now. Technically I still own him, because he buys me clothes some times.

14 grams. Between 7 people. everyone got 1-3 grams each. .

Yea aigh that makes sense

>massive crush in highschool, constantly thinking about her, not fucking her just dating her.
>InLove.png
>chad that used to bully me starts dating her
>enraged.mkv
>i know this bitch likes my personalty more than his, hes just looks good
>timetochange.wmv

I was 6.2" 103kg, fasted for 2 months, got down to 68kg, learnt to count macros and started ppl.

pic related is from when i was 68kgs to now, i didnt have a body pic from when i was fat.

me and qt went now go to same college, asked her out a month ago and everything going good

OP here.

Congratulations!

How'd you fast for two months?

bump, i wanna know how you lost so much weight/tips to fasting