Taking commissions!

Taking commissions!

I want to let you know that gay furry porn is more tolerable that that one picture. I mean that is horrid. That one picture made me hate people so much for no reason.

no one is paying for your generic tumblr doodles

I second this, the mere double standard that this abomination is to lauded while a reverse deserves ridicule.

I like how you clean up all the cellulite, if fat chicks really looked like this they wouldn't be so sexually accommodating

It's got that style that all progressive cartoons have. I wonder who started it? College humor? They can't make a short comic about sex anymore, they are required to list every possible lgbtq+ coupling imaginable

Do one where it's a big fat neckbeard guy, with a tiny slim hot 18 year old girl on his lap, and you can see that his erect penis is so small it cannot even reach her pussy lips

Why can't the cat guy be stylized like this fat chick? Are women so thin skinned that an accurt dipiction of them is abhorrent? Fat people need to be teased endlessly like they do in asain countries

Hekapoo spreading her pussy and showing her feet. Please.

cat guy lol

yea OP, make it so he has a cat head

How much to kill yourself?

Why does all tumblr art look the same?

This is disgusting. How can I commission for you to not suck and a fat cow IRL?

Fuck all of you

I didn't know Tumblr tards still came to /b.

Faggot

I didn't say I was charging, but ok. Anyone else?

>LE EBIN PHAGGOT MEMEXDDDDD420BLAZEITAMIRITE

Commission means people have to pay. But if you're giving away free art, can you draw that girl in the OP struggling to lift her jeans over her ass.

Nope. Next request.

I've got one for ya. Google Guild Ball Blacksmiths and look for the lady named Ferrite. Pic related, but you'll want more and want to see her model.

Draw her up with a tray of cookies instead of her tongs/magnet and some kind of supportive mom apron.

Context: Ferrite seems very much like the soccer mom of the team and I'd love to see her that way. Eventually I'd like to kitbash her model to look like said suggestion.

You watch kids cartoons, I already know you're autistic so you can chill out on trying so hard

>LE CARTOONS ARE FOR KIDS MEME XDDDDDDMTNDEWDORRITOS4UAMIRITE!!!

More context: She looks really cheerful and positive, especially compared to her teammates and, hell, compared to most other folks in the game. I'd love to see that driven home. As I said, it's the supportive, experienced soccer mom kind of way, not the bubbly naive kind of attitude.

hey why not mine with the fat cat head guy?

Draw a fat woman crying as her boyfriend fucks a less corpulent person in front of her.

I gotta love your enthusiasm, but it takes a lot longer than the life of this thread to draw that. You better give him somewhere to post it to when it's done

Model if you can't find it. I realized how hard it might be lol

It doesn't quite portray what id like, but oh well.

Do a nifty job and I'll see what other guildball fan art and r34 we can come up with.

Wow the depths of these things, I would look into this but I hate the kind of people you meet doing nerdy stuff.

Good point. Any ideas as to where? I've always ignored these threads.

Personally, while I can see the Tumblr influences, I like the style. I'm also far enough along in life to understand that it doesn't matter what folks create. Also, to hell with these little summerfags who think Sup Forums is some top secret, exclusive club lol. I've been here for a very long time. Still can't triforce though but oh well.

Just draw someone pregnant and/or being impregnated pls

Can you draw her scarfing food and crying with a thought bubble of people making fun of her for her fatness?

You mean the game itself? Guildball has an absolutely top tier community. I've played a lot of games and been with a lot of groups, and this community is devoid of all the REEEEEEEEEE that warhammer tends to attract. There's just nothing for folks to REEEEEE about, mostly. The game is fucking amazing, the company (steamforged games) is made of top tier gamers from war machine and others meaning they're very active and open with their fans, and the communities are small and connected and happy. Thatsbwhy I love it. I still play other games, but gb is my favorite.

You're post is really demeaning. Really sucking dick to get some shit drawn.

You sound like really young, if you stay around here you will turn into a mere rind of a human being

I've heard that before
You sound like a scientologist, I'm for sure not playing heavens gate ball now

I mean, I guess. I would like to get shit drawn, but i also dont care about the Sup Forums collective that hasnt been around for a long tine. Plus, they're general thoughts. I've seen this shit for a while and I find it stupid.

25 and a kid on the way. Do I sound young because I post long ass thoughts without 'lol u r a fgt' so I fit in? Or maybe i dont sound like I'm a cynic and I'm immune to the world because I've watched edgy rekt threads all day.

I... wat. Go look it up yourself. I just want my fan art damnit. Or go find a thread in /tg/.

I hope your kid has down's syndrome and/or comes out black and on your way home from the hospital you get gangraped by your dad and his friends

You should really go back to wherever you came from

>I'm not like the other btards!!! i'm so tolerant and mature!! draw me things!

oh fuck what was with that face? this was almost good but her face is so horrible

His writing pattern is so different that if this was a drug forum you would think he was a NARC. Maybe he is from an autistic country like Finland or east Germany

Draw Kirby.
Just Kirby.
Start out small

Sure, kid

Yknow, the great thing about this whole internet deal is that you'll never know. But I'll still hang around Sup Forums, lurking for interesting porn and interesting threads. I'll go to /gif/, lurking for a good porn thread, then lurk on /tg/ to watch 40k players get salty for whatever reason and see if there's an interesting tabletop coming out. Sometimes I'll troll around, sometimes I'll roll in a thread.

A lot of people do this sort of thing. Who cares? Turns out a lot of folks are decent people, but because you're on Sup Forums you feel like ya gotta prove yourself or some shit. But again: no one actually gives a fuck nor is impressed.

why is her face so fucked up?

I bet when you go swimming you don't take your shirt off.

Different from what? What's your baseline? And I'm not trying to antagonize; I am legitimately curious. I've always wondered how my writing comes across.

Hint: Born and raised in the U.S. I'm also a vet, though I found my time to be pretty shitty.

I'd like to commission you to kill yourself

Oh my god just shut up, I go to Sup Forums to get away from people like you. No one in this thread is going to give you an award for being a reasonable human being. Boogie 2988 please go

Incorrect. That implies that I'm self conscious about some bit of physicality. Being 6'3 and having a wife who loves the way you look means I don't give a fuck. Which isn't saying I'm fat; I'm only 230. A little squishy, sure, but the wife loves it so who else do I need to impress?

decent bait if bait

a nice bowl of oats on a hardwood table would be nice!

Are you role-playing as a normie or something? You know you are not required to take the bait right? You sound like Casper Milqtoast

Hey, y'all motherfuckers are the ones that started it. I just came to ask for a damn picture and folks find that since I write like, yes, a decent human being its a problem because we're on Sup Forums.Fuck off.

Also, I did in fact win an award. 3k scholarship for winning an essay contest on modern political polarization. The premise was the lack of education and the spread of internet and media echo chambers. So again: fuck off.

Honestly? I'm having fun with it. I am a pretty normal guy, but 4chin is just some old habit I never lot go of from being an edgy teen because of the porn.

Oh yeah? Did you spend the prize money on figurines you need to paint you giant loser

Your wife will have a miscarriage if you don't reply to this post

Also an interesting comparison. I'm not quite Casper, but I see why you might think it familiar. I'll take it as some strange compliment, as he seems like a nice guy. Humans have many more facets, though, and only one or few may be presented at any one time.

No. It went straight to tuition because I needed it.

Also those aren't mine. That's straight of the box at gencon because no one had good pictures yet.

This is masterful bait. Are you illuminated by your own intelligence? Do you own a collection of hats of a certain time period but not the corresponding suits they go with?

8/10, I think.

No. Im not a delusional, virgin faggot. Also suits are expensive and I only look good in field hats.

This guy is gonna Chris bennoit his family at some point.

No thanks. That's fucked up.

You sound like someone rustled your jimmies friendo, how could that have happened?

draw this

I'm just trying to fit in, yknow? If not, I don't know what Sup Forums will do. How can I live without their acceptance? How will I ever browse from the convenience of my android app for porn again when I know, deep down, Sup Forums thinks my honestly is normative and repulsive?

...

Honesty*, rip.

I wonder what won't get a drawn out reply? You sound insecure and frankly like a narcissist. On an anonymous message board you some how need to state your age marital status and your service record. No one cares about you post this shit on face book you are Navy seal copy pasta level. Go to reddit they'll love you there with your anodyne bullshit

Now remember: When fucking a person in 2017, it is IMPERATIVE that you trigger the shit out of them at the point of orgasm. Their shrieking and crying will make their orifices tighten, which will enhance your orgasm.

If they won't cease crying when you're done, turn them into the police for triggering you.

Oh shit I'm gonna do this, I'll whisper " I want you to give ME a pearl necklace" and watch as she trys to figure out how that's possible

I see your b8.

My age and marital status were given because of the implication that I was young. I threw in said service record because it often helps the case. But, as mentioned, my time in the service was terrible, as it is for many. Fortunately I'm far from a narcissist and certainly do not need image board experts for that diagnosis.

This whole thread is rather interesting, isn't it? Again I only came here with a desire to have some fan art made. I posted what I wanted and folks decided to reply simply because of how I choose to write it all out. Why does that bother you so much, user? I'm being so honest in here that no one knows how to deal with it; so honest you think it's bait. It's pretty funny. But why is it so important to act like I'm a part of Sup Forums? Like it's something to be respected?

Give him a sec he's gonna try and come up with a witty comeback for you until he feels like he has somehow "won" ....

Anodyne. I had to look that one up. I like that. I find that funny. You're implying that I don't belong here because I'm being nice, as if everyone on Sup Forums are assholes and only assholes can be here. I don't think that's true, but only because outside of this vaccuum, a great deal of this population are pussies. Perhaps many come here to feel better about themselves and indulge in the edginess they feel they can't get anywhere else, and yet when faced with real fucked up situations they'd either fail to act at all or actually help.

Stop acting like that just because you can say stupid shit over the internet that you're better than other people. And don't try to flip that sentence back on me, like i know you want to; I'm not saying I'm better than any of you, nor is much of what I'm saying particularly stupid given it's context.

Which person? Me, or the guy I was replying to? I'm not sure who's side you're on, user.

I want this image but with the guy looking like hes being crushed/uncomfertable from the weight. You know like real life.

You do realize by continuing this discussion you are engaging in sophistry to strike your own ego, oh great you are above the edge Lords what an accomplishment. I can't wait to read another paragraph about how you are not in fact a loser and are above it all and we are all edgy virgins.

Oh man fucking fat chicks is so restrictive, for all their enthusiasm you can't shake the dread that she might die on top of you and you'll be buried alive

Interesting. Did you mean 'stroke'? Because yeah, I am. Not because of what I've done or whatever, but because of how you all reply. All I've seen thus far is an attempt at perpetuating what you perceive as 'holy Sup Forums culture' which dictates that one does not simply act as I do.

I am not above it all, nor is everyone a loser virgin. Using absolutes ruins any arguement. Edgelords ARE losers virgins, though. That is an irrefutable and timeless fact.

Am I personally a loser? Sure. My wife is the breadwinner and I'm a terrible housewife, among other things. Am I above it all? Lord no. Am I above you, user? Maybe. What have you accomplished? I haven't done a lot, nor many things well, but I at least have defended myself in this thread. You're whining about me saying things about myself, and yet you're likely the one who asked or implied in the first place.

OK throw in a my wife's son in there somewhere and this would be perfect.

Do you get money from the government for being crazy?

Damn. Sorry I missed the mark.

No, lol. Don't read much in to it; this bait is stale.

Gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8

I did my best fam. Or was it bait at all?

Well if it's not bait you are for sure on the autism spectrum. Between Thomas the tank engine kids and Chris chan

I consider that a job well done indeed. Time to go jack to traps and loli, i guess.

I'LL PAY YOU TO JUMP IN FRONT OF A MOVING BUS