>H-Hey user! I'm mighty sorry to interrupt you, but I couldn't help to notice that you've been acting awfully lonesome these here past coupl' o' weeks. Heck! I ain't ever seen you talk to someone outside of pleasantries n' answers. An' that makes me feel horribly worried for you!
>You seem like a real nice feller' user. How bout' chu' come on down to my house for dinner tonight? I ain't as grand as a cook as my momma, but I'm betting I could whip up something that'll suff up our bellies real good! N' maybe you could tell me whats on your mind? I-If you'd like too of'course.
How do you respond?
James Baker
I ain't no fag
Jason Myers
Free dinner and a friend sounds great, but I'm assuming Op means this to turn into something gay I'd go and talk about gym routines, guy is swoll af. Maybe he could be a gym buddy. If it goes gay I'm out though
Bentley Garcia
my mind:
Michael Long
>Implying my broke ass would ever pass up some free food
Josiah Foster
>go to dinner with my new southern friend >im southern too so we have lots in common already >friend for life
Plebs.
Carter Green
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Jason Morris
I don't trust him cuz he's ginger and they don't have souls.
Lucas Cruz
I'd actually try to befriend the big guy. Nobody ever tried to talk to me about my issues. Ever.
Elijah Gray
Fuck off you big chested gorilla faggot you look like s gay teddy bear fuck outta here bitch
Lincoln Myers
Same here tbh.
Tyler Torres
>bad words make me cool on the internet
Christian Perez
And that my friends is how you get raped.
Nathaniel Bennett
He seems like a good guy, so if I was in that situation I will do it.
Luke Cox
Fucked any family members today?
Nathan Edwards
I'd grad his nipple and twist it and give him a purple nurple
Hunter Roberts
I would cry. This would be the nicest thing another dude has ever done for me.
Luke Brooks
Nice trips, but no. Though I probably would, some of my cousins are pretty hot.
Aiden Davis
>manlet speak
Jaxson Gutierrez
Ok buddy but you are posting a picture to anime you're so kawaii nao chan
Evan Torres
Your mom and your sister, still working on your dad.
Juan Reed
He sounds like a nice guy, and it would be wrong to judge him by his appearance and not by his actions.
Leo Adams
>fitness counselor
Thomas Gonzalez
The fuck is wrong with you op? Seriously, realize that you made this thread. That this is your life. You are dying and you actually thought to write whatever the fuck that weird fucking dumb shit is in your post. Holy fuck.
Jacob Cooper
That sounds dangerously gay. Ask him if he has a gf. If not make up a reason not to come.
Andrew Cruz
>a purple nurple
Jackson Brown
How faggy do you feel while typing that greentext?
Robert Nguyen
Mental. Illness.
Oliver Cooper
OK buddy but you are posting in a weeb board made by a weeb for weebs
Aiden Adams
comin thru
Christopher Mitchell
Calling Sup Forums a weeb board today is stretching it.
Nolan Perry
Checked
Eli Thomas
I smell a sex offender.
My response: >y-you too
Camden Taylor
It's now an edgy board for the cool kids.
Aiden Jenkins
I meant the original purpose of Sup Forums in general, but I know you're right. Quit trying to take away my thinly built defense.
Lincoln Ortiz
I would thank him and proceed to his house. Southern gentlemen are the best.
Ayden Ortiz
Eh seems like a cool dude and doesn't afraid of anything.
I hope he finds someone to make him happy.
Xavier Reed
When someone posts a fucking anime picture i always imagine some sad lonely pathetic smelly faggot with empty mcdonalds bags/cups all over his floor waiting for someone to reply to his obscure bullshit picture he posted.
Dylan Long
>Mfw not sure if bisexual because virgin I wunna do it with a grill first because pussy and boobs.
Mainly boobs
Owen Cruz
I'd say "what is sum deep south dude doing in England?"
Adam Morris
>Holy quads Batman!
I'd be delighted to buddy! There are a few things I'd like to get off my mind and I can do with a hearty meal.
>go off with new friend >talk about life and feelings >he helps me get swole as fuck at the gym >I improve my quality of life and get a better job >I pass on his advice to my gf and her quality of life improves too >Swole Bros friends for life
Fucking win.
Aiden Carter
I imagine the same thing about you.
Ayden Ward
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Alexander Richardson
hihi
Dominic Ward
He'll be deep in your southern charm mate.
T. Australia
John Taylor
Underrated Post.
Colton Peterson
>360 >walk away >???? >profit
Jose Hughes
110% into it
Owen Harris
...
Christopher Perez
>southern drawl Shoot him in the head. It's not like he's a civilized person anyway.
Hunter James
I'd shave those fucking shoulders for him Jesus... Then suck his dick
Bentley Wood
I would make sure I had a knife with me in case he gets aggressively gay.
All for making friends but I don't want to have to fight someone that big to protect my manhole.
Sebastian Young
Dis.
T. Same virgin that had bisexual friend
Was tense desu
Jacob Peterson
Thanks for the (you) senpai
Brandon Hall
Dude I wouldn't pull a knife on that guy, he could wrestle it from you pretty easy if you get sloppy.
Wyatt Sanchez
Thanks for checking my quads friendo, I will now check your trips.
Leo Bailey
cute desu "S- Sure bara-kun"
Elijah Wilson
I'd eat the dinner up as fast as possible so I could get to eating his ass and get it ready for a pounding.
Carson Lee
It's not 2008 anymore. Your stupid faggot hobby isn't what this site is about. Back to your containment board, disgusting friendless queers.
Kayden Flores
Lmao, oh senpai, you are so adorable
Wyatt Hernandez
Tell him that's a mighty kind gesture and Ask him if i can bring my boyfriend along
Jacob Thompson
Thanks but I was born without an anus.
Zachary King
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Cooper Walker
what chinese cartoon is she from
Sebastian Bennett
u a girl? :3
Carter Lopez
I'm so acoustic to realise he wants my butthole so... yay a new friend with free dinner!
Dylan Adams
Free food and someone to talk to Toss in a sixpack and I'm sold
Evan Jackson
Id let him ravage me, no homo
Ian Lewis
I know what you want, mister...
Samuel Wilson
>BROWSES AN ANIME IMAGE BOARD
>CALLS PEOPLE WHO POST ANIME IMAGES PATHETIC
Michael Hall
I'd ask him when he got out of the navy, and what his beef with Popeye was