He walks up to you and says in a southern drawl

He walks up to you and says in a southern drawl

>H-Hey user! I'm mighty sorry to interrupt you, but I couldn't help to notice that you've been acting awfully lonesome these here past coupl' o' weeks. Heck! I ain't ever seen you talk to someone outside of pleasantries n' answers. An' that makes me feel horribly worried for you!

>You seem like a real nice feller' user. How bout' chu' come on down to my house for dinner tonight? I ain't as grand as a cook as my momma, but I'm betting I could whip up something that'll suff up our bellies real good! N' maybe you could tell me whats on your mind? I-If you'd like too of'course.

How do you respond?

I ain't no fag

Free dinner and a friend sounds great, but I'm assuming Op means this to turn into something gay
I'd go and talk about gym routines, guy is swoll af. Maybe he could be a gym buddy. If it goes gay I'm out though

my mind:

>Implying my broke ass would ever pass up some free food

>go to dinner with my new southern friend
>im southern too so we have lots in common already
>friend for life

Plebs.

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I don't trust him cuz he's ginger and they don't have souls.

I'd actually try to befriend the big guy. Nobody ever tried to talk to me about my issues. Ever.

Fuck off you big chested gorilla faggot you look like s gay teddy bear fuck outta here bitch

Same here tbh.

>bad words make me cool on the internet

And that my friends is how you get raped.

He seems like a good guy, so if I was in that situation I will do it.

Fucked any family members today?

I'd grad his nipple and twist it and give him a purple nurple

I would cry. This would be the nicest thing another dude has ever done for me.

Nice trips, but no. Though I probably would, some of my cousins are pretty hot.

>manlet speak

Ok buddy but you are posting a picture to anime you're so kawaii nao chan

Your mom and your sister, still working on your dad.

He sounds like a nice guy, and it would be wrong to judge him by his appearance and not by his actions.

>fitness counselor

The fuck is wrong with you op? Seriously, realize that you made this thread. That this is your life. You are dying and you actually thought to write whatever the fuck that weird fucking dumb shit is in your post. Holy fuck.

That sounds dangerously gay.
Ask him if he has a gf. If not make up a reason not to come.

>a purple nurple

How faggy do you feel while typing that greentext?

Mental. Illness.

OK buddy but you are posting in a weeb board made by a weeb for weebs

comin thru

Calling Sup Forums a weeb board today is stretching it.

Checked

I smell a sex offender.

My response:
>y-you too

It's now an edgy board for the cool kids.

I meant the original purpose of Sup Forums in general, but I know you're right. Quit trying to take away my thinly built defense.

I would thank him and proceed to his house. Southern gentlemen are the best.

Eh seems like a cool dude and doesn't afraid of anything.

I hope he finds someone to make him happy.

When someone posts a fucking anime picture i always imagine some sad lonely pathetic smelly faggot with empty mcdonalds bags/cups all over his floor waiting for someone to reply to his obscure bullshit picture he posted.

>Mfw not sure if bisexual because virgin
I wunna do it with a grill first because pussy and boobs.

Mainly boobs

I'd say "what is sum deep south dude doing in England?"

>Holy quads Batman!

I'd be delighted to buddy! There are a few things I'd like to get off my mind and I can do with a hearty meal.

>go off with new friend
>talk about life and feelings
>he helps me get swole as fuck at the gym
>I improve my quality of life and get a better job
>I pass on his advice to my gf and her quality of life improves too
>Swole Bros friends for life

Fucking win.

I imagine the same thing about you.

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hihi

He'll be deep in your southern charm mate.

T. Australia

Underrated Post.

>360
>walk away
>????
>profit

110% into it

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>southern drawl
Shoot him in the head. It's not like he's a civilized person anyway.

I'd shave those fucking shoulders for him Jesus... Then suck his dick

I would make sure I had a knife with me in case he gets aggressively gay.

All for making friends but I don't want to have to fight someone that big to protect my manhole.

Dis.

T. Same virgin that had bisexual friend

Was tense desu

Thanks for the (you) senpai

Dude I wouldn't pull a knife on that guy, he could wrestle it from you pretty easy if you get sloppy.

Thanks for checking my quads friendo, I will now check your trips.

cute desu
"S- Sure bara-kun"

I'd eat the dinner up as fast as possible so I could get to eating his ass and get it ready for a pounding.

It's not 2008 anymore. Your stupid faggot hobby isn't what this site is about. Back to your containment board, disgusting friendless queers.

Lmao, oh senpai, you are so adorable

Tell him that's a mighty kind gesture and Ask him if i can bring my boyfriend along

Thanks but I was born without an anus.

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what chinese cartoon is she from

u a girl? :3

I'm so acoustic to realise he wants my butthole so... yay a new friend with free dinner!

Free food and someone to talk to
Toss in a sixpack and I'm sold

Id let him ravage me, no homo

I know what you want, mister...

>BROWSES AN ANIME IMAGE BOARD

>CALLS PEOPLE WHO POST ANIME IMAGES PATHETIC

I'd ask him when he got out of the navy, and what his beef with Popeye was

There are no women on the internet, user

Let that sink in.

>360
>Rotates in place and bumps into his chest