/turnleft/ - Advance Auto Parts Clash Pre-race/Race Thread

Start Command: 11:30 a.m.
Green Flag: 11:35 a.m. (approx.)

Format: 75-lap/187.5-mile, two-segment race. A competition caution on Lap 25 will separate the segments.

Forecast: 71°, 80% humidity, 15% chance of rain

Presentation of colors: Embry-Riddle Naval ROTC
Invocation: Sonny Gallman, Central Baptist Church in Daytona Beach
National Anthem: Candace Walker of Orlando, Fla.
Command to start engines: Marcus Herman, Owner of Triangle Auto of Merritt Island.
Honorary Pace Car driver: Courtney Force, NHRA driver

Row 1: #2 Brad Keselowski - #11 Denny Hamlin
Row 2: #1 Jamie McMurray - #3 Austin Dillon
Row 3: #78 Martin Truex Jr. - #48 Jimmie Johnson
Row 4: #4 Kevin Harvick - #88 Alex Bowman
Row 5: #22 Joey Logano - #41 Kurt Busch
Row 6: #42 Kyle Larson - #10 Danica Patrick
Row 7: #18 Kyle Busch - #24 Chase Elliott
Row 8: #20 Matt Kenseth - #19 Daniel Suarez
Row 9: #37 Chris Buescher

Regular Daytona qualifying begins at 3 p.m.

Justin Fontaine lives

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Calling it, this year will be SHRwinslol

>Monster

Krut will grab the chip again. Danica will still be shit

Firstrow has no link, stream?

Oh shit nice post format

Repeating digits & minority figure wins.

Rolling for lap with the Big Juan

Aaron's must be losing a fortune sponsoring Mikey

Every sponsor is losing money by sponsoring

Daniel Suarez will win the Daytona memepole

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diversity

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Tax write offs user, Aaron's screw ppl everyday with their rental rackets. Least they can do it support something more than the damn gubmint

kys

>2034 Cup Champion

Part of me believes Nature's Bakery will win this lawsuit and this, coupled with the Kevin Ward deal, will be the undoing of SHR.

just hope clit gets a win for the first time in years

Shit I forgot Carl is gone

free natures bakery bars was the best part of going to tracks

>arguably the best driver on the best team
>one meme block short of a title
>retire

What did le backflip man mean by this?

Queit goy

Carlos Slim Cucked him for sénior Daniél Suárez

Diversity is our strength
Buy Toyota

JOONYA IN THE BOOTH

Not if they win another Championship

>Trap NASCAR driver when

Carl had advance knowledge of Monster's three-year plan for the cup series and fucked off because he saw how retarded it was.

tired of how shit nascar is now

INB4 gimmie crashes like the last 5 years

>no Carl

why the FUCK am i even watching

this
I'm fucking bummed they won't be back this year
I walked away with a backpack full of fig bars after last year's race that I attended

All the Nature's bakery products are slowly going on closeout at my local store too. That company won't exist 6 months from now

I think it was Political, remember Carl always had the Don't Tread on me flag by his name on the car. Plus JGR is the most Cucked team in Nascar.

Add in the big sponsor money influence from Arris and Carlos Slim to put Suarez in a cup ride, and Carl saw the writing on the wall.

I'm sure Kenseth was their first choice, but Edwards probably stepped up and just decided to get out now with this new format beginning that was heavily influenced by his nemesis Brad K.

I hope he runs for the Senate.

He will

i hope Steakhouse gets a win this year desu

Is it true that Carl Edwards is actually secretly nursing a concussion and that's why he stepped out this year?

I wrote a giant article with a graph and shit this week explaining why the Daytona 500 pole isn't rigged.

It's disappointing to me that the meme will persist if Earnhardt/Suarez/Kurt wins the pole no matter what I actually present.

>tfw sneak isn't driving

The numbers have spoken, this user is telling the truth.

I think it's cause his wife is some brain injury doctor. She probably talked him into retirement after his wrecks

They were stale as fuck. There are a lot better fig bars you can buy.

I am so glad that a fucking cell phone company is no longer sponsering this series. I hope that Monster promotes this series a little better and brings a new audience.

I totally believe that is autistic enough to write "a giant article with a graph and shit" without needing trips.

It will be a monstrous success

Not with this insane new season race format

>tfw Chris Neville quit racing

These little guys are the shit

>limited edition Christmas Pudding one a few months back

GREEEN

god damn that 78 is ugly

>sneak

That's part of it, but not the full reason.

All the drivers knew ahead of time what changes Monster were going to make. You're a fucking idiot if you think they hear about it at the same time the general public does. Carl lel'd at the plan and fucked off.

NASCAR has paid shills to sit on the Official NASCAR Subreddit (TM), and anyone who suggested this one specific theory about Carl once the rules came out was downvoted to hell and told they were an idiot by accounts all created on the same day.

Could somebody give me a quick rundown of the autistic new format. It's a bit confusing t.b.h.

they should always stick with the minimalist flat black

As anyone got sound on the Embedstream stream?

>Buescher out of the draft

Buescher is eating shit

4 guys in the booth are too many. keep talking over each other

James cut down on the tinfoil bro.

All the races are split into 3 segments. the first 2 segments compose quarter distance and the 3rd is half distance. So if it rains, for example, the 3rd segment can be cancelled and the race ends at quarter distance

James can you ever fuck off?

it sounds like they're all reading off a teleprompter that is trying to keep them from doing so but I can't say for sure DW knows how to read

>NASCAR has paid shills to sit on the Official NASCAR Subreddit (TM)
That place went to shit when it went all official and NASCAR took it over
Fucking NASCAR having to astroturf /r/nascar is hilarious

At the end of each stage, there's a CAWSHUN flag and drivers can go to the pits. The top 10 at the end of each stage get points

camrys just get edgier looking every year

It's kinda like two heats and a feature in short-track racing.

Danica up to fourteenth (14th!!!!)

>last three places occupied by the last three Xfinity champions.

>tfw have never ever seen a Chevy SS in real life

lol true, at least I've seen Fusions all over the place

just go to the bathroom and pretend you're taking a shit
i've seen one here, it's very nice looking

on what lap will Bowman get cucked

You don't wanna know how sketchy NASCAR is, even at the shittiest amateur level. All it takes is a good investigative journalist to shed light on some things, sponsors would back out like crazy, and the series would fall like IndyCar.

What made me look into it was how much unanimous praise the new points system received on reddit compared to the universal disapproval on Twitter/Facebook/Instagram.

:)

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>KRUT

>KRUT

Seen the SS everywhere as it's the Commondore here.
Fusion doesn't sell here, but the new Ford 'Aston Martin' nose is universal on every new Ford.
Never seen the new Camry though.

those are limited sports car sales figures.
what the hell america

>krut

>krut

lmao MONSTER btfo

KRUT IS KILL

Great start for Monster

BTFO

>Hendrick still with that problem

jimmie cucked kurt (and I don't care)

M-M-M MONSTER KILL

SAUERKURT
>Monster sponsored car is the first wreck in the Monster Cup

>krut btfo

First accident of the Monster Energy era is the Monster Energy car this """"""""""""sport""""""""""" is so fucking rigged you guys :eyeroll:

America right now prfers to buy bland, angry faced crossovers and bland, angry faced SUVs

jimmy is 99% unlikable

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I actually like limiting damaged cars and giving 36-40th one point. I'd even make it 20 or 25-40th desu

They're called stages goy, not segments.

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wtf that is beyond retarded

thank god im not giving this ratings

>Daytona without bump drafting

Yeah, I mean, not that a place needs to be as lawless as Sup Forums, but there's so many official accounts on Reddit now that everyone just sucks up and hugs everyone else on there.

>tfw no tandems

>PENALTY: Brad Keselowski drove through too many pit stops on exit.

Does anyone feel like that 2014 was the best year for restrictor plate racing with these Gen 6 cars.? They were able to move around much more than this.

Where are the DRS zones

JJ taking out some anger on Monster Krut for changing the format again after #7