>I remember being 7 and I would spend Christmases with my dad and my stepmom, and it was Christmas Eve and I was writing out a Christmas list in crayon, which probably included, like, Reebok pumps and a basketball. That’s probably what I wanted.
>You played basketball?
>I loved basketball. I was a point guard for a winning elementary school team, undefeated four years in a row. Not a big deal. I had my peak at 12. Just didn’t want it enough after that, really.
>Back to Santa.
>So I’m 7 years old, writing, “Dear Santa,” and my stepmother comes in, who was quite a bit younger than my dad and didn’t have any kids of her own, and said, “What are you doing?” I was like, “I’m writing my Christmas letter to Santa.” And she looked at me and she said, “Are you kidding? Santa’s not real.” She shamed me for believing in Santa. So that’s like hilariously brutal.
>a rugmuncher played basketball Wow what a shocker
Jose Green
She is very old
Austin Roberts
Not only that.
Nathaniel Johnson
XX sucked btw
Wyatt Mitchell
Fidel Castro: baseball
John Rogers
>Stepmother tells a fucking SEVEN year old Santa isn't real
Evil bitch desu. 9-10 is the perfect age
Gavin Gonzalez
Prince was the GOAT celebrity baller
Xavier Myers
The first Prez Bush played first base in college and W throws a solid fastball
Nicholas Bell
Prince was so short he could collect disability. GOAT musician though
Blake Howard
This bitch is a confirmed liar, so take what she says with a grain of salt. In one interview in her mid 20s, she talks about discovering Kate Bush "only six months ago", and in her 30s just three years ago she is interviewed giving this sappy story about how she remembers discovering her at age 16.
In an AMA she is asked what sort of training she has, and she responds
>"i have very little in the way of formal training, i suppose. i just have ears and some finely tuned motor skills (re: guitar playing)..."
it's just marketing. don't be mad. metallica has never ridden lightning, george clinton has never traveled the galaxy in a ufo.
Wyatt Johnson
>constantly lying and contradicting yourself is just marketing If it's marketing its bad marketing
Thomas Green
absolutely based
why is woody so underrated in hollywood? did he do something to piss off the jews?
Christopher Gray
>Yet she went to Berklee. You think she learned how to play at Berklee?
Luke Gonzalez
False equivalence, Metallica never seriously claimed to ride the lightning, and that and singing about UFOs is not the same as lying to make it seem like you weren't influenced by artists you sound and look like a cheap rip off of (Kate Bush) or like you're more indie and self taught than you actually are (being a rich white girl from a rich family who went to the most respected and expensive music school in the country)
James Bell
Nonce
Brandon Lewis
Based
Brayden Bennett
Too bad he went full cuck over Under Amour
James Jenkins
Camus played football with some skill
Isaiah Sanders
Relax, dude. No one cares.
Easton Robinson
Sorry your shit waifu got exposed user :^/
Kevin Peterson
It's Conan Doyle
He played first class cricket and bowled out fucking WG Grace
Hudson Green
Nice joke he was never anything more than a leg breaker and cheat
Nolan Mitchell
Hugh Laurie - Rowing
Asher Miller
>English goalkeeping
USAUSAUSAUSA
Brandon Rodriguez
Noticed it myself at 6 and confronted my parents about it. Get on my lvl scrubs.
Dylan Evans
I saw my dad in the middle of the night go to eat the cookies and drink the milk we left out for "Santa"
Wasn't even really bothered it was always about the presents anyways so I kept up the charade a few more years, also didn't tell my kid sister what I saw
I think at some point my friends tried to tell me as well don't remember the dates
