ITT: The most useless super powers
I'll start:
The ability to be have pleasure-free orgasms.
The ability to step out of your skin, but not back in.
The ability to replace your eyes with tongues that have yeast infections.
The ability to pee acid.
ITT: The most useless super powers
I'll start:
The ability to be have pleasure-free orgasms.
The ability to step out of your skin, but not back in.
The ability to replace your eyes with tongues that have yeast infections.
The ability to pee acid.
The ability to die lmao
The ability to make quality posts on Sup Forums
Deadman...nananananananana..Feadman
The ability to shrink your arms
ability to eat beans through the nose
Could be quite nice actually, assuming you can make em big again
the ability to make pancakes
The ability to speak fluent mandarin
But you can never leave Argentina
the fuck is wrong with those tits?
-ability to shoot fire
- but comes out of a random orifice
The ability to fart out of your mouth
Ability to control any Sony Blu-ray player remote control with your mind, but only when you're in physical contact with it.
unlimited money - in zimbabwe dollars
The ability to have something wrong with tits
The ability to shapeshift into any registered sex offender.
you realize that unlimited in Zimbabwe still means unlimited in USD, as it is unlimited, you can get as much USD as you want if you have unlimited Zimbabwe dollar
Ability to breath fire, but you burn your mouth everytime
>Shapeshift into sex offender
>Offend someone with sex
>Shapeshift back
>???
The ability to fuck any woman - that weighs over 300 lbs
You are just saying shit
The ability to be good at any video game but you have to drink cat piss
the power to be a sand mermaid
How good? Drink cat piss to be world class at cs:go might not be so useless.
The ability to breathe underwater - when you're being raped
You are the only one that got this game right
>The ability to pee acid.
I dunno user, I think that's quite useful at times
The ability to bend French fries with telekinesis.
You say that like that's something people don't do, what kind of normie are you?
ability to shit through your mouth
The ability to get STDs without having sex
are you 9 years old?
jesus christ...
Being able to see through walls but only when a gay orgy is taking place within a mile radius.
There are a lot of chinese cunts here in Argentina so you could live like that
they are not really eating they are just snorting it, I mean literally eating like it would be done in mouth with teeth, but instead in nose
A stipulation: Once you shapeshift, you have a 3 hour cool down before you can change back or into someone else.
The ability to detect and smell any farts within 10 miles of yourself
The thing would be if you could not come back to your form unless you are a sex offender
Ability to speak (not read/write) any language
You are mute
Super strength but no appendages
If you are mute, you can't speak. That's not a superpower, that's a paradox.
>The ability to pee acid.
You know that pee can be acidic, right?
So just don't get caught for three hours? Not that hard unless you act retarded.
Not to mention that there would still be various ways out of the situation even if you were caught.
75% levitation
The ability to become allergic to everything you touch
The ability to become the prime suspect in any crime
Are you dumb?
>the ability to have pleasure-free orgasms
Can stealthy fuck someone without accidentaly make noise
>the ability to step out of your skin
When it's burning you can step out and get a quick skin transplant
>yeast tongue eyes
Lick 3 things at the same time
>pee accid
Free sex change operation
>Can stealthy fuck someone without accidentaly make noise
What?
>can stealthy fuck someone
>there is no reason to do it because is pleasure-free
being op and having the ability to not be a faggot
Wasn't it?
>user if you can't please me right now, i will let that black dude shove his fudge-stick in me
The ability to jump backwards
The ability to levitate 0.000001cm
Hey OP, peeing acid would be very useful actually. Hell if I could do it I would pee all over your already disgusting face and disfigure you for life. You feel me dog?
The ability to shrink your penis but only shrink it
Are you fucking autistic?
Not true at all. This would apply only to another currency that is backed/used by a country with an actual GDP
Underage b&
Maybe ;-;
the ability to have these nipples
The ability to know the winning lotto numbers for any future date but not being able to play or tell anyone the winning numbers by any shape or form
The ability to transport 5 meters, but the entire process takes 20 minutes
If it is paper money, you can sell the raw material for recycling.
the ability to talk ONLY in lines from Oz episodes
Still extremely useful to get in or out of restricted areas (bank safes, prisons, secret research facilities, the girl's next door bedroom) that are not being heavily monitored.
The ability to grow hair on demand
My nigga i wish