WWYD to my wife?
WWYD to my wife?
throw rice at her as you walk down the aisle
grease her up
you mean salt to purify the ring
Just kick right in the puss...... wait, can't find that, so anywhere.
Gastric bypass surgery.
Harpoon it
Take a selfie, then throw it back in the ocean.
gravitational wave test rig
You guys. Here's my wife with her grandpa. Cute right?
I would make her strip naked, cover her entire body with salad oil then shove her into a Smart Car which I would then set on fire and push off a cliff with a full tank of petrol! What FUN! Then I'd fuck a tranny prostitute all night....
Yep, he's definitely handsome for an elderly chap.
I'd make her sit on this skinny bitch's face and watch her struggle to squirm her way out until she suffocated.
Put her on a diet.
he's holding her down in case she floats away.
give her a nice salad
Haha you "B"-people. Here's another picture. Just her solo
Do you ever get tired of trying to stick your micro penis inside of her? It must be hard with all the fat in the way, I'd probably break down and just fuck her fat rolls for a bit and then leave
Forgot pic. She looks GREAT witt those new glasses :D
buy a HUGE life insurance policy with me as the benefactor because that farm hog isn't long in the world before she dies ab obesity related deatg
it's the Revolting Blob unmasked
Make her stand and walk for a while.
Look out lookout!! I think it's going to eat that old man.
The glasses...thats my jam. I'm gonna cum buck oh oh ohhhhh
send her to ethiopia
Let her out of that pen for some free feeding. But put her back up at night so the coyotes dont fuck with her.
put her on a health regime, she's going to die by 50 if she doesn't improve up.
His osteoporosis is like snap.
Man the harpoons we got us a great white land whale