Let's get a green text/story thread going about what you have done when your at a party and found a drunk or passed out...

Let's get a green text/story thread going about what you have done when your at a party and found a drunk or passed out girl.

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i.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/93534920/brandon-roche-and-brooke-rolleston-guilty-of-raping-15yearold-girl-at-party
i.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/94616158/man-strangled-to-death-with-computer-cord-by-girlfriend-with-trust-issues
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Made her eat all the eggs.

Put a blanket on top of her

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If i see her, I would take a lot of compromising photos of her and write my mail close to her pussy with a paper in her pocket (look at your pussy, email me, I have pictures),

I put a blanket over her and let her sleep. Wait, sorry...

>be me
>invited to party
>be hard-up adult virgin
>go to party
>girl drinks too much and passes out on couch
>find blanket, put it over her and let her sleep
>married now, to a woman who hates anal, but let's me fuck her in the ass every now and then
>thankyoulordjesusforthiskindblessing.jpg

Can someone deliver threadshot?

Story's?

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In my city two guys age 19 had been texting a 16 yo chick for a couple weeks. She was keen for the d. They met her at a party, she got wasted, gave them the all clear, they took her to a room and spent 15 minutes with her. All was sweet, they joined the party and hi fived people.

She decided it wasn't concensual after all. Pressed charges. They guys have just been sentenced to 10 years in prison.

Meanwhile a 22 year old woman strangles her boyfriend because she had 'trust issues' and is sentenced to six years.

Just be careful guys. Shits not worth it.

KEK

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What state?

Fpbp

New Zealand.

i.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/93534920/brandon-roche-and-brooke-rolleston-guilty-of-raping-15yearold-girl-at-party

i.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/94616158/man-strangled-to-death-with-computer-cord-by-girlfriend-with-trust-issues

The article says the girl was 15. AoC is 16 in NZ, so it would have been considered rape even if she insisted outright that it was consensual.

>15 minutes
>10 years
They couldn't at least make it worth it?

You need to get consent all the way through. If someone is unconscious, they can't give consent. Pretty simple stuff. If you enjoy fucking an unconscious girl, you're a sick fuck anyway. I'm not judging you, I realize I'm on Sup Forums. But you have to embrace that fact.

You can still fuck an unconscious girl, you just need to make sure she's oKay with it. My wife thinks it's hot, so we made a rule about it. I can fuck her when she's unconscious, but I have to ask before she's out.

Yeah you're right. I got the age wrong.

Nah not condoning it at all. Just pointing out the hypocrisy. A woman can kill her bf and get a 6 year sentence and be out in 3 years good behaviour yet a guy can fuck an underage chick and spend a decade in prison non parole.

Anyway not wanting to hijack OPs thread. Carry on.

I have a few stories
> Couple at 18
> Couple at 17

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What if I get her permission, hold a plastic bag over her head, fuck her, invite the football team int the room to fuck her, take her picture and post it on Sup Forums, invite guys to tribute her, then repost the pictures?

I get that reference

Amen bro

Completely fair. But I doubt that's the case in the story user was talking about.

just out of pure interest, how do you get your wife unconscious usually?

Is there a name to go with this, i think I know her.

Any more of her?

vodka with a hint of choking

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congratulations, you only need to lurk a little bit roar instead of a whole fuckload

>still new as freshly baked bread

>Be 17 at party, never had sex, never had a BJ
>To explain I have a family that teases so much that i basically never had a decent relationship with anyone.
>I also care to much what people think of me, even good stuff that i cannot bring myself to do things.
>Most of my experiences came from a "fuck buddy" that i fooled around with since 15 but never anything past them giving me a hj as she did not want me to finger her????

>So back to the story...
>I am at a party with 2 friends but one gets shit faced in less than an hour and other friend takes him home.
>Drink entire bottle of Jager and sit on the sofa wondering wtf i do now
>sudden realization that i am "alone"
>people partying but no one who really knows me knows me.
>Girl "Jane" just turned 18 starts hitting on me, she is drunk!!
>Win.jpg
>she is sitting on my lap fondling my hair and beard.
>Women always seem obsessed with my super curly hair and beard, i have no fucking idea why???? Confused.com
>She says "I find it hot that you aren't afraid to have long hair"
>My hair is like a mini Afro not long but not short
>she keeps running her hand though my bear and hair talking about "manliness"
>I have no fucking idea what to do.
>Getting hard from her moving in my lap and she knows it.
>she doesn't do much else which makes me think i need to make the next move.
>So I put my hand on her inner thigh.
>She does not freak......Win!!!
>I start rubbing her inner thigh, she widens her legs slightly and says it feels good.
>I cannot feel much as she is wearing thick jeans but the thought of it was all I needed to get into it.
>She seems to be enjoying it but this is stalemate.
>I start sliding my hand under her knitted jumper (Jacket) she has like 3 layers on.
>Sliding my hand up to her breasts slowly i hit under boob and bra.
>Fucking heart is going nuts, the world around me is silent.
>slide my hand under her bra.

>all the way through

is this ok?
is this ok?
is this ok?
is this ok?
is this ok?

lots of fun.

furthermore, the bitch can still say she changed her mind and the guy is fucked.

Dude see you ever going to finish this story

I could tell you of that time when a guy found my girlfriend passed out

>Just thought i should describe her
>she is plump tbh, but not fat by any means.
>She is dark ginger with fair skin
>at the party she is wearing a white knitted jumper, light colored but thick jeans.
>She have very red lips and blue eyes.

>Sliding my hand up I get to her nipple, It is rock hard and cold, she could cut glass with them.
>Fucking WIN!!!
>never done anything like this
>in "public" at a house party with people around rubbing her inner thigh and playing with her nipple.
>She lets out a few quit sighs.
>I suggest we go to the bathroom.
>She shuts down, not a yes or a not but suddenly seems less open, i have no idea why.
>So we continue as we are for a little while longer when she decides to get up (bored maybe?)
>she goes for more drink, Hard shots etc.
>after a long while we sit back down both of us a lot more drunk than before.
>She says she wants to go to the toilet she she tries to stand but cannot.
>I help her to the toilet and she goes in to do her business.
>When she opens the door to come out she stumbles onto me, i catch her.
>She starts kissing me.
>Not kissed much so i am surprised by the foreign invader in my mouth.. WTF.png
>She keeps going so i join in.
>I slide my hand under her jeans waist band which is an achievement, skinny jeans.
>I get to her slightly wet pussy not making the connection with her having gone to the toilet...drunk.durr
>start rubbing randomly as i don't know what to do, no experience.
>She moans into my mouth as we kiss.
>I walk her backwards into the lavatory and shut the door, she stumbles back

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sorry, i am trying to give you the details

well fuck you know her old name.

>She falls onto the seat surprised.
>She sees I am hard and pauses for a moment.
>She says no sex.
>I mentally freeze, the idea of sex was not even going though my mind, i was just trying not to fuck up.
>I say "that's ok, I am not expecting sex.
>She tries to stand up again but falls, she grabs me as she falls and slides her hand down past my buckle brushing my dick as she falls (i do not think it was intentional)
>I grab her jumper at the last second and slow her fall whilst also pulling up all her layers slightly.
>She is now on the floor with the very bottom of breasts showing, i see no bra.
>confused as to what happened, turned on and confused about no bra???
>realize that it doesn't fucking matter.

>she falls down on the floor
>everyone sucks my dinosaur

>She lays on the floor looking at me.
>I get down and undo her jeans.
>She grabs my hands loosely and says no sex again.
>I say ok and continue.
>I pull down her jeans enough to finger her

>anyone still reading or should i stop?

Readin, keep on it dude

Cont

how about after a party, and then passing out.

Answer: take pictures?

OP, she can't say no if you gag her.

readin

Readin'

Shinji was always a weird fuck

>Image related, her kissing another chick.
>i start finger banging her like there is no tomorrow, NO IDEA if this is even working.
>She starts moaning alot
I am going to post a webM give me a minute

Pass the butter

>lavatory

About as sexy as describing the average wing span of an unburdened swallow. You've never had a pussy in your mouth, faggot.

Moar

love the wetness

Are you from Norway by chance?

If the story turns to win i can let go of the fact he used the word lavatory

>She is moaning loud and a a alot.
>fucking fireworks in my head, i cannot fucking believe i am doing this and it is working.
>Realize that i am nervous fuck and may never get this experience again so I pull out the camera.
>She sees this and starts moaning more??
>guess it turns her on?

How am i supposed to fucking describe it.
The shitter
The Fingering room with a shitter in it.
The toilet.

I really love when they are wet, more man.

Type faster user, type faster

user needs to hurry up and come before his mom walks in

>I've got a story from colleg
Will post after other user finishes up his story if people want me to.

>she starts to shudder
>I think i have done something wrong
>She starts to curl backwards like someone is stabbing her in the back.
>I am fucking thinking WTF is fucking going on!!!

go ahead and give me last 4 digits of one more. from this

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3926 i wanna se her face.

GJ user, Keep on raping drunk girls...

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>she says don't stop so i keep going.
>My back is killing me and my arm is basically numb.
>she pulls her top up and starts rubbing her right breast whilst sort of helping me with her left, i have three fingers in her and it is tight.
>She sort of calms down then starts shaking again a couple of times, I am like i have no fucking idea, is this cumming???
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I am drunk, She is drunk
She is telling me to do it....
I an not gunna say no

alright then

>this goes on for a little while
>she finally says "stop i need you to stop"
>i stop and she lays flat breathing heavily.
>I am sorta confused and impressed.
>She just breathes heavily for a short while then sits up and leans herself against the door.

>2017
>rape
Can we isolate the rape gene and prevent future males from being rapists like every beta virgin itt?

Was not worth it... Fuck.

>be 18
>at first college party
>playing beer pong and such
>get bored
>walk to the front yard
>trip over something in the dark
>realize its a grill face down in her own vomit
>promptly remove her from the vomit
>proceed to find the friend she came with
>move passed out chick into my car
>drive girl/friend home
>have a riveting conversation about bread
>escort them both safely into their apartment.
>they thank me
>return to party which has died down
>go home
>sleep

nice larp
we both know you never go outside Clark

You're gonna have to type faster than that buddy

Video?

Is 4148 her getting dicked?

>After a minute she looks at my bulge and reaches out to my waist pulling me closer.
>She tells me to stand up.
>I do
>She is still breathing heavily and i am feeling like I am going to fall over.
>She then begins to unbuckle my jeans and slides them down.
>She them starts playing with my bulge making moaning sounds.
>she mouths the words wow or woah or something I dont really know as she is not looking at me and i am dizzy from standing up.
>At this point in time i had no reference for dick size, what is big what is small, i had no fucking clue.

no pulled open clit shot.

My girl loves for me to fuck her while shes out. She gets blackout drunk and i film myself Fucking her. Next day or couple days later shell watch the video and get off. Weird af for me when we shared our kinks. I love being agressive and shes into rape play. Starting out had to ask of she was ok with it all. Gave all clear and now we live out our sexual fantasies
>inb4 share pics/vids
She deletes them after getting off. And why would i save them we fuck almost every day

This is what I'd do as well....
... after getting a few creepshots of her tits and/or ass/pussy. Depending on how out in the open she was of course. I'm a creep, but a very cautious one.

Clean

Oh man. I'm in the same situation. I've always been a dominant sort of guy, just never BDSM stuff. The girl I found was kinky and into lots of spanking. I'm not big on rope but whatever it's fun. Anyway, my girlfriend is 100% my sub and we fuck daily. I've got her to let me fuck with her friends and my old fuckbuddies with her. We started swinging too.

my first chick was a plumper too. way it goes.

>Turns out i am only a bit above average but i guess she was trying to do things "guys" like.
>I didn't give a fuck tho, she was still playing with my junk with her tits out, my bulge at her eye level.
>She then slides down my boxers and makes eye contact before going in.
>Bj seems pretty Meh, not rally getting much out of it until she starts doing weird shit
>I have heard people say , never use teeth but damn teeth make all the difference.
>I am in Ecstasy, this BJ everyone always talks about is great!
> She keeps going for a long while and my mind is blank.
>finally the world comes rushing back to me and a cum hard, so hard i buck slightly and jam my dick down the back of her mouth as i cum.
> she sputters but starts sucking harder and damn that feels good, human penis pump!
>she keeps going and this now hurts and feels amazing.

>be me at 16
>party is great
>find hot girl sleeping in a seat
neat.jpg
>take a picture with my 0,3mp cellphone cam

>the day after
>want to send the pic to my buddy
shessohotimdrooling.txt
>accidentally send it to her instead

>be me
>20, only had one sexual partner in highschool
>going to community college
>total fucktard with no interest in actually doing anything
>take art history and sit in rando spot
>slowly become classbuds with 8/10 ethnic chick
>thick glasses, piercings and tats all over, thin, caramel skin and jade green eyes
>make small talk all semester
>last day
>"see you around user!"

Will cont. if people are interested

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christ, grows up sheltered and never been to gym class, then scores drunk chick at party. yu da man, slick.

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>Anyways if she was a spitter, she didn't get much of a choice but I doubt she was.
>This kept going even after i came.
>I said to her i have come expecting her to stop.
>She doesn't stop, "WTF is going" on i am thinking.
>I try to pull away but she had my balls in one hand and the base of my dick in the other.
>This still kinda hurts but feels good.
>IDK why she hasn't stopped tho, what is she hoping to achieve.
>a small amount of time passes when i feel something happening.

Once my girlfriend was spacing the fuck out mid bang from edibles and I let her dogs join us.
>shewonderswhytheysniff.jpg

Saw a "friend" fuck her dog. Shit turned me on, weirded me out and made me curious all at the same time. Good on u man.

Kek

fuck.

>be me in jr. college, the high school after high school, started late so am older than the other students, but pretty good looking compared to the geeky pimply freaks walking the campus
>take psych course.
>sit next to cute but fat chick
>we both ace all exams, teacher notices us for being exceptional, and we joke about shit the other students have no clue
>we are our own "clique", we share jokes only we can get, the whole thing
>semester ends, regret not asking her out, kind of miss her
>a few months go by and I see her in supermaket
>sweet!! we chit chat and I ask her out
>she turns me down
butthurt4evar!!!!

>even after blowing the mother load and being off my face drunk, I feel something coming on again.
>I think I am going to cum again.
>She keeps going sucking like a pro.
>suddenly she stops sucking and starts masturbating me like mad with he hand.
>The surprise of it really threw me off guard but my dick doesn't give a shit about what i am thinking.
>I cum again this time on her face.
>I freak but because i have cum on her face but also because she is not stopping.
>This is fucking painfull!!!!
>She finally stops and my mind is blown...heh
>I say sorry sorry i didn't mean to cum on your....
>As i am mid sentence she licks her lips and starts "cleaning her face"
>This is hot and i am pissed off my battery died but fucking elated by what has happened.


Anyways we go back to the party and have fun, i never speak to her again.
A few months later i find out she is a lesbo now.

Well i have memories, and footage :)