Americans are just waking up

Say something to help them start the day.

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hello america you are good vcountry aha eysd

Go back to sleep obese

Please no bully

Good morning America don't forget to take your sleeping shoes off

Thank you frens

Thanks bbys

Check the bullet forecast and don't forget to wear your outdoor vest. With the warmer months comes increased mass shootings.
Don't throw your lives away; corporations need you.

Fuck the Ameriturds.

Did you tip the alarm clock for waking you up?

BUT I LOVE YOU AMIGO

Sleeping with a loaded gun is not only a right, it's a basic human need. THEY CAN'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM US!

Daily reminder to shoot all bald eagles at sight, they're a god damn pest.

Gob dless amerikka.

is it true that americans sleep with their guns?

Most of those posting under the US flag on Sup Forums, are self-hating whites and millennial progressives of the following type:

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They desire the transformation of the United States into a non-white country, and are actively leading the charge to turn it more diverse and multicultural, while marginalizing the white males and reducing their social and economic power. They are all multiculturalists, progressives, race mixers, supporters of homosexuality and trans rights, and Islamic apologists.

Every American aged 20-35, can be considered a progressive. They despise the United States more than any non-American on Sup Forums is capable of.

i mean its in my nightstand not under my pillow

Are automated turrets not in the constitution?

That's a good question, really.
Do Americans tip their local mohel or is the foreskin enough?

Keep it right next to my bottle of whiskey and my bible under there

Get up! Moving targets are harder to shoot!

nighty night. and if jebediah steps one foot on my property ill shoot him DEAD! god bless.

>They desire the transformation of the United States into a non-white country
The USA was never a "white" country, you fucking moron. America has never been an ethno-state.
Fuck off back to Sup Forums.

Killing a bald eagle would result in more prison time than killing a human.

But they're just more angry looking pidgeons.

DEATH TO AMERICA

CHI

Dog bless :-DDDDD

And Sweden is just the faggier Norway

Fuck I should have bet the over for today

Ah, so this is the power of American "banter"