/hoc/

...

...

sidney crosbys giant thick plump ass-edition

...

just read about bickell being diagnosed with MS

that really sucks

post cuter NHLer

literally cant

i have ms too

...

just look at this fluid druid

...

On a scale of 1-cancer, how bad does it suck?

>laffs drop directly correlated with the rise of florida
based sunbelters

>half season of Barkov and Huby is enough to be better than laffs

I have MS paint

...

That's not really much of an accomplishment

>canes nosedive
wew somebody end my suffering

Who /americanninjawarrior/ here?
Also,
>rags

>there is 1 FINNISH GM and he is garbage
>there are 0 (ZERO) FINNISH coaches
>there are 0 (ZERO) other FINNISH high ranking hockey executives
>only 3% of NHL players are FINNISH

the NHL knows FINLAND is garbage and it's time you did too

...

>another faggy dog OP

>yfw coilers make the ploffs

There's too many good options 2bh

I'll take the bait. 5,5mil population and still so relevant in the NHL.

>The rollercoaster that is Calgary

...

How populous do you think Canada is?

there are many good finnish scouts though.

more than finland,sweden,norway and denmark combined.

Mongols are so irrelevant in the nhl that you have to latch onto shitters like Sebastian AHO LELMAO

Name 5 along with prospects they found

typical MONGOLOID ontariobased hockey fan spotted.
Doesnt realize the greatness that is sebastian aho

>canada

Ahh yes another 50 pt stud what a coup for Finland LMFAO

Kekäläinen basically drafted all the best players in Blues. Florida's finnish scout is the one who put his foot down in the Barkov thing. (Tallon wanted Drouin). There's a lot more but i don't have time to do research.

>finnapeg

...

Yet still boasting a higher player-to-population percentage than Finland.

Hockey Day in America!

Well, this and the day the Stanley Cup is won every year.

>Finland has never been drafted 1st overall

we have other sports. canada only has hockey.

>no cups in two (2) decades

Really? What sports does Finland have? Bandy and that shitty baseball alternative?

Every country plays numerous sports if you view it through a powerful enough of a microscope.

>implying he's not forever a busted faced goof

The best country in both Olympics per capita. Motorsport. That already includes shit ton of sports.

Prepare for angus, Anahiem

javelin toss and suicide (ski) jump

To this user Murray won't win it or be a finalist, but werenski has been the best rookie defenseman this year
Marner is also a defensive joke

Bulju will break the record in ____________

Rookie goals goaled in a season

Most career AHL games

Years in the minor leagues without a call up or emergency call up

I’m automatically attracted to beautiful American women - I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a Finn they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy.

In 4 Bogyears

DELETE THIS

Delete his record? Rude!

>driving

Driving is not a sport. And most Olympics events aren't either. Congrats on being good at shit no one else plays.

Lel Monaco grand prix gets more views than super bowl.

So does Eurovision. Doesn't make it a sport.

Pewdiepie gets more views on his channel than sports highlights

Guess sports are dead mate.

Well i don't see how Pewdiepie has anything to do with this. Yes the guy is more famous than any hockey player.

are you black? because you sound like a black guy.

If you're basing views on popularity than a fucking Swede is more popular than all sports.

no he isn't. Many sport events gets a shit ton of more views than pewdiepie. Are you retarded?

Are you upset? Because you sound like an upset guy.

>using TV viewership to argue that something is a sport

Hey /hoc/ who was the girl that sang the National Anthem of the >rags game today? She sounded preddy guud

Gabriela Ortiz-Magro

Thanks senpai

>coming from the country who has a handegg as a national sport
kek

If empty net goals are so easy, why doesn't pigsnout matthews have any?
check mate

who NHL player has the stinkiest farts?

>Concussion ball

(You) your team if you love Hockey Day in America Day

>go Jykkets!*

He's a rookie center, and rookie centers are categorically bad at faceoffs. The Leafs want Kadri on the ice to close out games.

Welcome to your first year following hockey. If you have any more questions, let me know.

Corey Crawford

>There are more 12 year old girls with shit taste than hockey fans that all watch the same thing.

>no cups ever
lmao nice going finland

>I don't rate Bure

That has nothing to do with anything. I'm sorry you made a dumb fucking argument.

>tfw America's team

Has there been any young centers that were right away over 51% in faceoffs?

Brian Johansen

>i don't like that sport so i call it "not real sport"
who made the retarded argument huh?

Crosby, most likely. I assume you want me to say Barkov, but you also said "good," so I'm torn.

>Finland has never won the hart

Who NHL player has the thinnest penis?

Erica Staal?

If driving is a sport, nearly the entire adult world is comprised of athletes.

go bruins, pasta and frankie both score tonight. brent "reddit.com" burns suffers a high ankle sprain. jumbo nets a hat trick but the bruins win 4-3

Driving isn't a sport. Hate to break it to you.

jay bouwmeester or henrik sedin

Any Wild player.

corey "katy" perry

competitive driving is sport. If i play football with my friends does that make me a football athlete? Fucking burger you are living to your american education meme.

They better switch to the Pongs-Wongs game

driving is necessary in many countries that are larger than a postage stamp and have varied topography. not every region of the world has one late 60s vw bug that they fill with rice wine and tow with a donkey.

driving's not a sport

>crapitals

They and their fans act pretty condescending for having no cups and never beating the rangers

I literally compete with the other drivers when I'm on the highway.

>living to your american education meme

Is there a Finnish forum you can use? English clearly handcuffs you.

Everyone drives. That some people do it "competitively" does not make it a sport. Competition may be an aspect of a sport, but not all competitive activities are sports. Debate isn't a sport. Chess isn't a sport.

Thistgisthis.

Fucking
>RAGS

stop getting pointssss