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The perfidious G*rman edition

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>You voting Labour yeah, user?

fuck off you retard you're deliberately misunderstanding what i'm saying.

low end production has moved out from hong kong to the PEARL RIVER DELTA (guangdong and its cities) to CHONGQING and inner china

now fuck off

*speeds away*

Trying to decide whether to get a greggs or nandos for lunch.

... no EU membership since June 23 selfie ...

3 Pakistanis who don't live in Pakistan because they know deep down Pakistan is among the worst countries in the world but still hate the place where they do live and are incredibly proud about Pakistan walk into a bar. So the bartender says "Welcome to my establishment. Part of our culture is a good night out at the pub. Make yourselves comfortable. What would you like?". The Pakistanis sneer at the bartender, they don't order anything because they're suspicious of the bartender even though non-alcoholic drinks are available and they complain about the bar for 6 hours saying how much better it was back out on the street where there wasn't liquor and degenerate bar staff.

Labour literally only exist because non-whites automatically vote for them for some reason

Can't believe May actually changed the name of the month of Apollouary to her own name. Brilliant.

They're all going to be voting lib Dems now that Labour has become another party for racist little Englanders

Londoners, Northerners and the Welsh vote for them. The rest of us who live in nice places are baffled!

Saigon.....
shhhhit,
I'm still only in Saigon
Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in the jungle.

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>What country makes it the most important shipping watters
china does, but that doesn't mean it "relies on chinese exploitation" or that if it weren't a part of china it would be third world you daft cunt
It's wealth was built when it was independent from china
christ alive how do you actually function being this fucking stupid mate, honestly

Socialism is a cancer

would probably avoid making too many jokes about the ol' vietnam war on the internet there, lad
iirc the government is NOT a fan of people taking the mickey

My girlfriend is so intelligent and I just can't believe how me and her ended up together. I wish i had the quick wits that she has, the social butterfly personality and the encyclopaedic knowledge of all culture. Every day she impresses me more and sometimes I feel so inadequate. Don't know why i get hung up about it 2bh, its clearly a perfectly good thing but I just can't help the self doubt. Need to kick this bad habit 2bh, maybe focus on improving myself instead of thinking about these trivial things.
/blog

Ritsu

gf just sent me this via pigeon carrier

It's almost as if they promise to help people with less money and opportunities.

Yet do nothing

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My ex was like this, made me feel like a right brainlet haha, she's with someone even stupider than me now though. Don't get it.

all me

willy willy bum bum
poo wank poo wank

*Unless you're an immigrant from the EU

How does a mong like you end up with an intelligent gf then?

I imagine I'll keep it strictly to making fun of Yanks

I buy my Calvin Klein underwear online because I don't want the embarrassment of handing a box of size small underwear to a girl at a checkout

made a weird observation. testing it against the /brit/-ometer to see how accurate it is.

Upper Middle Class women make 'whooping' noises at each other. Like 'oooooh' or 'whooop', they do this when they get excited with each other like greeting or when someone shows off their new AGA oven

Ho chi minh senpai when will you btfo thr y*nks again?

New Labour did loads for the North and Wales in the early 2000's. Those places had been left to rot under the Conservatives.

yeah
they learned it from adverts

i wear calvin kelin underwear to the gym and pull them really far up to sort of emulate a leotard.

bit mad how fucking big china is and how many people are there

never heard of chongqing in my life and i googled it and its a fucking 30 million people city

>new labour
Lol new labour is shite thankfully based corbyn is there to help

Natural attraction. We have a very similar personality, I may show my monginess sometimes but I'm not a complete fuckwit

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>middle class women
howling

are you talking about this
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I live in Wales. It's an absolute shithole. My local Labour MP spent £30,000 on a wall to go around a roundabout.
Ironically the only reason Wales has seen any improvement is because the EU threw money at them

So you're good looking and outgoing?

I posted a Sup Forums bait thread already

playing overwatch

Same, except it's handing them XL shirts

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he means this

Can't believe mummy May's instituted her own national holiday to start off her own month. Powerful.

p good speech tbqh

Based are you acutally from 'nam or a proxy?

yeah the mental state of upper middle class women is pretty phenomenal

rachels organic yoghurt really sums it up
>food that appears to be health but in fact is not (honey and yogurt, might as well call a cheesecake healthy)
>has a first name in it, to make it seem artisanal
>organic
>whooping and ooohing

*votes leave*

The EU is the only reason this place isn't stuck in the 70's. People in Wales going on about British money being sent to the EU are retards, Westminster will never give Wales the amount of money for development the EU has.

Which Beano strip is this

thoughts lads

Nice spooks nerd

not quite that more of a yank/younger girl thing.
the whoop is lower pitched.
yeah but sort of posher sounding and more emphatic

Ideal body type

>based corbyn

looks pretty shit without good lighting and a pump
12% bf is the optimum

Don't believe Wales is a real place. It's just a state of mind Englander slip into when they're invaded by the holy spirit. That would explain the speaking in tongues.

im just different and she likes that i think

>A friend of the poor
screaming

ideal body type

too fat

>0 delts
>0 forearm
>fat

ah yes

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^ these kinds of people
are the ones who make whoops

Actually here
Bit stressed out though with everything

Ideal body type is Ottermode.

Unfortunately you couldn't fucking pay me to use the swimming pool in my town.

I'm kind of at ottermode. I'm sort of half way between skinnyfat and otter. If I committed myself to eating well and doing situps, pushups and pullups I'd get there

why the fuck aren't we doing anything cool with science these days. Like cloning neanderthals or something. That would be fucking fascinating, and we may even benefit seeing as they could well be smarter than us

Most women would prefer this body type

...

Have a suspicion that one of the IT blokes keeps remote accessing my computer at work, I can feel my curser moving really slow

Opened Microsoft Word and wrote 'fuck off' haha

Ideal body type for women is literally Don Draper. Women don't want hairless men with super low bf. Gay men want that.

>why the fuck aren't we doing anything cool with science these days

theres a lad trying to send people to mars

How is it lad?

Fat man with no shoulders or arms?

Too busy trying to stop the planet getting a bit warmer and inventing new genders

throats so sore it hurts to just swallow my own spit

t.

but i guess you never will

It was a good blowie though lad

Hello everyone my name's Tim, how are we all going? :)

nope. too lazy

oh shit they made the Tim meme a real thing

everyone needs to watch this xx

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humans evolving to have barely any hair seems counter-productive evolutionary wise

NEED a soft scalie gf

why is /brit/ so awful today

No, my name's actually Tim :(

H-hey *avoids eye contact out of shyness*

Too many commie cucks

boring desu they're all barren shithole planets. waste of time until we develop light speed travel.
meanwhile we could actually do fucking amazing shit with genes, cloning, de extinction etc and nobody wants to

statistically, one of these posters is an aboriginal nigger

the soundtrack was really the best thing about inception

*shoves my paw up your ass*

*grabs your arse*
Don't worry mate, we're all friends here :)

>playing god

Bank holiday Monday so all the dickheads who are normally out doing something during the day are about.

hope the first aliens we meet are friendly lads.

would be nice to witness the first handshake between a human and an extraterrestrial.

monkey dust was the most seething portrayal of british life ever.

shame the bloke behind it died. true kino

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>playing a fictional character
?

Statistically, this poster isn't white