Already has 24 goals and 7 assists in mid February

> Already has 24 goals and 7 assists in mid February
> Still in the FA Cup, Europa League, the upcoming League Cup Final and has the remaining PL games

He's going to finish with 40 goals isn't he? wew.

delete this before the jfs realise a 35 year old is destroying our league

rickie lambert killed it for 2 seasons

>leaves France
>PSG wins against barcelona 4-0

what did he mean by this

Le statpad against literally who teams and still not help your team into a top 4 spot

>le scoring goals is bad meme yet again

PL games remaining: 13
EL games remaining: 8
FA games remaining: 3
LC games remaining: 1

Assuming United play every single one of those games (I doubt it), he would need 16 goals in 25 to reach 40.

More realistically, United will probably have 1 FA Cup game left (knocked out by Chelsea) and maybe 3 or 5 Europa League games left (2nd leg v ASSE + R16 and maybe QF). So 16 in 20, which would be pretty immense.

I can see him getting ~35. Has there even been a better free transfer in football?

>free

SIX

Are you including wages? You wouldn't do that for a paid transfer.

Would anyone pay him those wages PLUS transfer fees though

His signing on fee was bigger than most transfer fees from this year

Source?

>Has there even been a better free transfer in football?

this guy

Forgot about that, you're right.

>Dortmund

most cucked club in world football, unfortunately

only Atletico Madrid comes close

>leaves France
>PSG can't finish first of fucking ligue 1

what did he mean by this ?

What is wrong with people who have this mind set? Scoring against shitty teams is literally how you win the league.

Shouldn't they be favorites in the EL?

I would think so, that's a better way into CL than the current league situation

Not beating Wigan for the only time in their history is the exact reason Man U didn't win the league in 2012

why did they let him go on a free?

He's american. They forget that in other countries every game counts rather than just a few

>old and busted player lighting up the """""premier league"""""
loving every laugh lads

yfw

No one in England wants anything to do with the EL, they just go with the flow there. I wouldn't consider them favorites. Chelsea won it with their players bitching about being on it every week.

he didn't extend his contract and BVB didn't want to sell him

It is their best way into the CL next season though

I'd say >we're one of the favourites, but a team like Roma or Spurs could easily do >us.

it's not a 35 year old.
it's Zlatan.
it was inevitable, he did the same everywhere.

>leaves PSG
>PSG is struggling in the league when it used to dominate.

PSG result with Barcelona has more to do with Emery's methods (cup ties appropriate) and barça running out of steam after a decade of success rather than anything else.

>40 goals in PL, FA Cup and Europa League

Considering the low skill competition thats equals like ~15-20 goals in Bundesliga, DFB Pokal and Championsleague.

Not impressed desu

>that flag
>low skill

hans pls

A 40 year old just raped our league

I think its funnier that PSG will win the champions league the year ibra leaves

>someone who gasses jews talking

>a 35 year old on the verge of retirement dominating english defending the league

Doesn't that mean the Premier league is a joke?

Nothing wrong with that you beta cuck

Based Marco

have a look at yourself you degenerate

It just means he's really good, and that he has great midfielders. Ibrahimovic also leads the league in chances missed. So he hasn't been all that prolific, his teammates are just creating an absurd number of chances for him.

Zlatan is too lazy and old and can't run. When playing against teams that are more skillful with the ball, you wanna be able to counterattack and shit, it's a shit tactic with Zlatan. Zlatan is good with good teams, not as dynamic agaisnt better opposition. That's why he always wins the league but never the Champions league

Schrödinger's German:
>FUCKING NAZIS
also
>FUCKING KEKS


I feel sorry for you, no matter what ideology you have, there is good reason to hate yourself if you're German

The only thing that was wrong is that you didn't kill every last kike

>he's really good

kek

>he has great midfielders

Double kek

>Signing a free agent and paying him 300K a week is exactly the same as paying 70M for a player and then paying him 300K a week.

Not just that this shit happens with PSG in the CL every single year, people just forget

2012
>1st in group
>Impress in Ro16 vs. Valencia
>Go out to Barca on away goals in QFs
>Verratti plays well
"this verratti kid is good, PSG is going to be dangerous"

2013:
>1st in group
>Dominate Leverkusen in Ro16
>Up 3-1 against favored Chelsea in 1st Leg
'Wow PSG are legit'
>Ibra gets hurt, doesn't play
>PSG go out in QF's on away goals

2014:
>Beat barca once in group stages
>Beat Chelsea with 10 men in Ro16
"this Verratti kid is really good! PSG are legit"
>Verratti/Ibra/Silva miss a game or 2, PSG lose in QF's to Barca

2015:
>Outplay Madrid so thoroughly in group stages they fire their manager after
>Somehow lose the game, draw the other because Cavani can't finish
>Comfy victory against Chlesea in Ro16
"Wow this Rabiot kid and Verratti are good! PSG can play with anyone'
>Verratti injured, PSG go out to Man City in QF's

2016:
>Thoroughly outplay Arsenal
>Draw both games because Cavani can't finish
>Shaft Barca 4-0 in 1st leg of Ro16
"Wow Rabiot and Verratti are incredible, PSG might win the whole thing"

Fast forward 2 months from now and they'll lose in the next round to Atletico after being pressed to death, because Verratti was injured

accurate