Hi Sup Forums

Hi Sup Forums.
I am just accepted into British university and my english is not much good. Could you provide for me some `slang` words to use when I am in UK and tell the meaning of them. Thank you Sup Forums

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Faggot means Cigar

paki = good


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Thought was racist?

Name University so that we can pass judgement on whichever shitty polytechnic has accepted your sorry arse.

saying sissy as an adjective.

e.g my new sissy shorts are hot shit

nope, people just say it is for a bit of banter

It's only nice if you say it to brown people

University of liverpool :)

Make sure to greet everyone by saying "wagwan", and greet every female by saying "wagwan piff ting"

Rape is another word for kiss.

I know rape don't trick me!

what is piff ting?

Call men, especially larger and older men 'honey' or 'sweetie' maybe even 'booty bitch' only if you are super cool though. Hope this helps :)

6.9/10 Not bad.

Which country are you from.. knowing your culture will make it easier to give advice.

Fuckable

Hong Kong

other web site says bitch is bad? is good `booty bitch`?

Bellend is rhyming slang for friend. Make sure to call plenty of people bellends.

Paki means = good

Idky people say its racist, i use it all the time

Refer to all of your professors as Jimmy Saville or nonce man

Yes the "booty" makes it mean good

Forget interacting with white people. Do what everyone else from Hong Kong and Singapore will be doing - find other non-mainland Chinese and socialise with them instead.

If your were American/European/Arab I would suggest integrating with the white people, but you're be wasting your time. Find people you like, stick with them. Explore our country and culture, but life will be easier when surrounded with people you understand.

black people like to be called "fucking niggers"

My advice would be don't just stick with other international students, I know it's easier to, but just say fuck it and go meet people. You'll experience so much more.

Loads of slang is regional dependent, but there are universal ones like wanker or twat, which are just general insults tbh

piff is good looking, ting is just a thing

Everyone loves to talk about "Hillsborough".

When you've had a great time, It's "Hillsborough" all over again.

Awesome sauce :)

This will make you very popular tbh.

Wank means Sleep

So you can say.
"I'm going to wank." = "I'm going to sleep"

I like wanking all day in my warm bedroom especially in the winter.

Go up to someon in the street and say:
"Hey you bellend, your face looks like your mums twat"

peng(ers), qweng(ers) and boom /choong ting are adjectives for a girl. When people say "my man" its the same as him. "Mans" is when you talk about yourself. Gassed means excited. Peak used to mean good and bad but now it just means bad. Head, top, uck, neck means blowjob. If you are "linkin one ting" it is the girl you are fucking. I have more but I will stop here.

Except No one in Liverpool says most of these

If someone isn't very nice to you tell them to "Eat my ass, like a cupcake"

If someone is nice to you tell them to "Keep it freaky"

i want to make friends but i find that liverpool speak difficult to understanding! :-)

twat is bad i am told?

twat is always a good thing

If you meet someone from liverpool call them a wool

Depends who you hang with. I only know slang from my area but i'm assuming since I live in south london most use the same slang as here.

Minger = qt3.14

Like whisper to your mate, "that lass is a minger" within earshot of her, so she can hear the compliment.

Sideman is a complimentary term for a gym goer

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>mfw no f

If you're referring to the accent, yeah even we struggle to understand them sometimes. But realistically, pretty much everyone you meet won't be from Liverpool so won't have the accent.

Important question.

What percentage of your income is spent of rent?

>Inb4 93%

liverpool is a shithole

Both true statements.

Nah a lot of it isn't used in Liverpool.

river is beautiful!

Call anyone you meet a paki, its a nice word like friend , so for example you would say : "get out of my way you stinky paki" and you will then need to show vagene

University means loads of people from all around the country. Seeing as slang changes from area to area, there will be a lot of words people use that others don't understand, so you're not totally alone.

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Around 70% with 20% of that on male strippers good thing i suck for cash tho

English slang you say? Here you go. youtu.be/yzTCUJhED0g

>South London

Nah only 40ish. I live in Brixton (and right next to an estate) so both mean rent is pretty low. My place is super nice tho. I have a feeling rent will go up cause of the gentrification at some point tho.

ah sorry

I was under the impression that it's impossible to have your own place in London that isn't a complete shithole that's bankrupting you.

But when I speak to Londoners it seems like there are some places left where you can have a decent life.

also helps i suck bare cock for cash

Unrelated but has anyone got sauce on that broad

yeah you neeed to suck for cash tho like me maybe even bottom for cash

You keep sucking away friend,

Nah the tactic is live in a shithole and then ride the wave until it becomes expensive and move to the next shithole or hope your landlord is cool.

To be fair Brixton has a fuck load of gang violence but when it comes to being a regular person you should be fine. Peckham is pretty bad for muggings tho

A cream pie is a very delicious food to have after a good meal. Whenever you go for dinner, you should always ask "Can I get a cream pie for dessert?"

and the constant need for cash, resulting in many suckings

youtu.be/vZ-nirYb00s English slang?

For more I'm going to need to see more of that mankey sloot from your first post.

Only in London would it be a past-time to throw acid in peoples faces.

Another word for a person from Liverpool is a "Pikey".

Also the last L in Liverpool is silent.

Yeah its pretty shit.

Visit local pubs and football events. Liverpool are well known of it's firendly welcoming and hospitable native population.

Umm that doesn't even work. What you should have told 'er was to ask for a cup of coffee and a roof after a date if she wanted to end it as just friends.

jammie arab is one of my favorites

Don't forget the rhyming slang
Jimmy Savile = Travel

Ie I'm gonna Jimmy Savile it down to London tonight!!

"Knobhead" means "clever person"

Say "96 was banter" it will make you a lot of friends