HOLD ON TO YOUR LUGNUTS

HOLD ON TO YOUR LUGNUTS
IT'S TIME FOR AN OVERHAUL

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You're good kid, real good. But as long as I'm around you'll always be second best.

Jeez I figured you had a sense of humor, after all..

YOU MARRIED HER!

lol this was supposed to be a kids movie. they couldnt shove mufflers up asses in todays society

Would Mask be released in this time?

aren't you due back at the laboratory to get your BOLTS TIGHTENED?

*whispers* i should have said that...

Too bad he didn't kill them

Yeah but more like this

It was originally going to be darker like the comic but they changed it to fit Jim Carreys style once he'd been cast

Thanks for the update.

He didn't whisper it. It was the same volume.

Because she was out of the room.

Doesn't matter, she died anyway

I remember reading the dark horse comics a long time ago
doesn't stanley die pretty early on and the main focus turns to kelloway?

dont fucking correct me asshole im a bigger the mask fan than you will ever be

Man, I've seen some embarrassingly overdone edge but this is intense. lmao

Girlfriend shot him and took the mask which winds up in Kelloway's hands, yeah.

youtube.com/watch?v=tLZQ_xQEHGY
Loved this scene as a kid.

Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark.
[cough, cough]
Mask: Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out.
[cough cough]
Mask: Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas
[cough, cough]
Mask: Tell Scarlett I do give a damn.
[coughs in Orlando's face, raspberries, then farts]
Mask: Pardon me.
[he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award]
Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me!

You want edge, you say?

He kills people in impossible ways in the comic.

Embarrassing.

>Instead of killing them all, in the movie they all dance
>Dance of the death

I like it.

This is so fucked...I had no idea.

>Sorry son, the dog was rabid, had to put her down

Epic.

Epic for the win.

reminder that son of the mask exists

Wait, the movie was based off an edgy comic? Or was this like the original storyboard for a horror movie turned comedy?

It was always a gritty comic, the movie took it's cues from the book but toned down.

urgh, you fucked it.

>You were good kid, real good, but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best see?

jim carrey is really good at sliding around

jerked off thinking about Tina when I was a kid. Shit was so cash.

>HOLD ON SUGAR, DADDYS GOT SOME SWEET CUMMIES TONIGHT
wtf this line would never be said in the movies of today

> Our love is like a red rose and i am a bit thorny

>Hello, Cherie. We meet again. Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize?

>Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise.

fuck you

This comic is so fucking shitty, I still can't understand how some people complain that the movie did not follow it closely. Making a comedy with Jim Carrey out of this stuff was the best choice.

I've been saying this since ever since I saw the movie as a kid. Always gets a laugh.

>No! It wasn't me! It was the one-armed man!
Every time, that line gets me.

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>"I'm the king of the rumba beat"
>beat is actually samba

LOOK MA! I'M ROADKILL