See you, space cowboy

See you, space cowboy...

>turns down his dream role because he doesn't think he can do Spike justice

why is he so based?

>his dream role is the protagonist of an ancient chineese cartoon
I had my suspicions since the signs are everywhere, but this proves once for all that Keanu is autistic.

He can afford to be picky

He doesn't even need the money. He lives an average apartment and uses the subway. Didn't he buy the entire special effects crew on the Matrix Ferraris or something?

They'll cast a black guy anyway.

No, he gave them money

I'd take an old spike film.

>Implying he ages
10/10 make up right there

Real Lolita shit