See you, space cowboy

See you, space cowboy...

>turns down his dream role because he doesn't think he can do Spike justice

why is he so based?

>his dream role is the protagonist of an ancient chineese cartoon
I had my suspicions since the signs are everywhere, but this proves once for all that Keanu is autistic.

He can afford to be picky

He doesn't even need the money. He lives an average apartment and uses the subway. Didn't he buy the entire special effects crew on the Matrix Ferraris or something?

They'll cast a black guy anyway.

No, he gave them money

I'd take an old spike film.

>Implying he ages
10/10 make up right there

Real Lolita shit

Good.

>ancient

fucking millennials man.

Also took a huge pay cut I believe

Fucking hell.

I really wanted Keanu as Spike

But who should be cast as Spike now?

Idris Elba

If Ghost in the Shell and Battle Angel Alita are successes they'll make the movie anyway.

Hopefully they both bomb.

I feel like watching Keanukino today.

Any suggestions?

This meme has to stop

Kill yourself. People who use that word "kino" don't deserve to live.

Keanu is not a dummy.
A Cowboy Bebop movie will almost certainly be a flop. No reason to damage his career.

He's gonna carry that weight

Haven't seen that one, will give it a go!

Speed

What does it even mean? Nobody explains it.

constantine is his best piece of kinografĂ­a

He bought then expensive coats when it was freezing outside

The Reserves, that baseball one or Bill and Ted

WHEN IT'S COLD
OUTSIDE

They would never make spike black when jet seems perfectly suited for a black actor. They would probably make him a tough gangster that swears every second word.

It's a meme. It's the german word for cinema (also in a few other languages I think).

It's pretty obvious he's turning water into wine.

how is he to old? he doesnt age, he has looked the same for thousands of years

plus makeup is a hell of a thing too

this bad boy

nice source

This, prime Keanu right there.

FUCK. He would have made a great Spike.

The Night Watchman aka. Street Kings

SPOILER: Captain America gets shot and dies.

>caring about live action anime films
Are you going to be surprised when it's shit? Why haven't you learned yet?

WHOA
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still keanu. doesn't matter if he's old because nobody could do a believable spike anyway especially not some 20 something pop idol hollywood faggot

Didn't he once buy Matt LeBlanc 31 million hot dinners?

Autistic people are probably the reason we have computers today