Trumpet edition
/brit/
USA
POO S A
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gf just sent me this
yanks in
*claps*
Felix.
*walks towards you*
class is irrelevant
it's all about NRS social grade
lol
what exactly am i watching?
life is a bit shit at the moment
in my first ever job
spending the weekends studying for another job's assessment centre
had an injury and can't lift till end of may.
chakras severely misaligned.
google earths got a web app now leds
>need to create an account to view the results of the test the leaf did
oh FUCK OFF
did not expect this desu
wonder what the 17% difference is, though
Hiding in plane sight
>had an injury and can't lift till end of may.
in the same boat la, won't be lifting until the 10th of may, a full month of not lifting
>Phoned virgin media because my internet is fucked
>Argue with some pajeet woman on the phone for 20 mins
>Finally she tells me she'll send an engineer out
>For today, 1st of May
>"It's a bank holiday are you sure you mean that date?"
>"Yes between 12 and 4pm"
>it's 3:30pm still no engineer lad
I got fucking played didn't I boys?
let the pakis in lad
*OOP OOP*
hmm ahh yes
'mmunist
brb gotta poo..might just take /brit/ with me hehehehe
nah i've just done some reading on him and he actually seems like a decent lad
wants to curb immigration and make labour an actual party that cares about working people again.
ah right
do you watch this shit? can't imagine anything more autistic desu
I've had 3 months of not liftng
which is annoying because i had another 3 months of not lifting prior to that (because of a gf) and i was just starting to make back the gains i had lost during that period before the injury happened (not a lifting injury either)
brazilian jiu-jitsu
alright
whats the link lads?
How is it autistic?
GOT TOMATO AND MASCDARPONE,
TOMATO AND GIRLLED PEPER
OR PESTO ROSSO
which one should i eat with my pasta
sheed
Haha I got BoJo as the politician closest to my own views. What am I like?
all 3
it isn't
he's a cunt
'orke
nah.
which ONE
ffs BBC news changed their layout again
Am I ottermode lads? Or am I still too fat
rasheed
flip a coin
rorke
3 sided coin?
come on laddos... you don't seriously watch """fight science""" videos do you?
>No.74295618
yea
Your neck's bigger than your legs
>ground rumbles
>horses winneying in the distance
>gunshots crack
>YEEEEHAAAAWWW
they're here lads
delete this post mate
Nice little collection I've got going, is it not?
>YEEEEHAAAAWWW
WWWAAAAHEEEEY
>gif
fuck off
Mum keeps nicking cutlery from restaurants
Got way too many long spoons and she never uses them
digging the impartial nature of your posts
I stopped biting my nails now I can't figure out how long they're supposed to be and when I'm supposed to clip them.
Help lads
NEED to move to a small Italian city
got a mad hairline so it's mister hat
Haven't been able to squat for a while, think I fucked a disk up
>Sup Forums
>/r9k/
>Sup Forums
problem mate?
I used this one, nice 80% lib dem.
pretty accurate, desu.
dad keeps nicking copper out of abandoned houses lads
Oy lads
i just want a qt 3.14 hot af muslim gf
is that so much to ask?
>70% Sinn fein
Disgusting
SO SALLY CAN WAIT
que onda venezuela
The one thought that always strikes me after a wank is 'I don't want to bother with having a gf'
A moment of delusion or honesty? You decide.
youtube.com
Who else listens to this when they have a wank? I imagine I'm at an orchestra and I'm just sitting in one of the seats by myself having a tug to them playing.
Know what's really fucking weird? Five years ago, I voted Tory.
How we age, eh? That SF is grim though, will give you that.
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SHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE AS WE'RE WALKING ON BY
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
second referendum underway
Pretty well and you?
both
you want to want to bother but you won't
>linking to the results
hmmm try again sweety
I prefer listening to "La donne e mobile" it gets me rather stiff
tranquilo mano
saque un foto por la ventana porfi xx
Try the Cavalry Charge remix by Hans Zimmer
Ando sin telefono marico, se fundio esa mierda
me on the right, you the runt on the left
breggzit means breggzit
Might need a hair chop lads
>Your political beliefs would be considered Centrist on an ideological scale.
Yet another test that says this
breakfast means branflakes
imagine if eggman shaved his head bald
reviewbrah is behind tim
>DUP
>BNP
Nowt centrist about you son
legitimately good
brentford means brentford
>near 50% for almost every party
Yeah mate I'd say there is
BLOODY racist
what the UK really needs is some political realignment. Most Tory and Labour MPs should belong in a different party
Need my arse heemed by a muslim
N A Z B O L G A N G
>yfw Blair being closer to May than Corbyn isn't a meme
can't decide if clegg, blair or farron are more based