ITT: It's 2040

>America
>relevant

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we'll have a space jesus by then and the chinese will try to clone it and fail. also the chinese will dig too deep into the mountain and unleash the ooze. they'll be begging for corn and it will be so expensive. they also dont know
what we have hiding idaho

Selam my ahkis

Canada is dying
In this age I rather speak Ching Ching than Hola Senior

Baltic Union or United Balkan Empire, I can't decide which one is better.

The United States literally cannot stop being relevant. We could actively sabotage all of our efforts for fifty more years and we would fail.

China, on the other hand, is literally building an empire on matchsticks and gutter oil. I expect another peasant rebellion soon.

الله أكبر

Me gustaría que no habíamos negociado la raza blanca para tacos

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