You've been captured by aliens and are in a generic UFO. What do?

You've been captured by aliens and are in a generic UFO. What do?

Tell them about my dank stash of mead. Party hard.

time to get probed

Proclaim that I am the king of doubles and that if they don't release me, they will pay dearly. check'em

How much is in this stash? The outcome will decide your fate.

Prepare my anus.
Also ask em for money.

Why would aliens have human currency?

start applying lube to my pooper.

They cut your cock off and turn you into an egg incubator for your false claims.

Brother, in my house will always be enough mead for everyone.

They don't, but they could give me something else with equal value.

The aliens party hard and consume all your mead. They return you to Earth. What are your first words back on Earth?

What time is it?

Define generic, am I on a table? Is there anything in the room? Am I tied down? Tell me more, but I'd probably just close my eyes and pretend it was a prank. Unless the aliens are in the room, are they in the room?

>generic UFO

I would check my towel.

Ask where is the anal probing I was promised

All these years I've been waiting forbthis and it's the Honda Civic of UFOs thay gets me? Fuck thos generic UFOs.

By generic I mean like the UFOs in movies with a shiny futuristic interior.

Ask them to tell me how their technology works, obviously.
Then I'd ask them for their Memes. Imagine the rare pepes they must have.

Ask them whether they'll let me drive the thing.

Ask if they like anime then sperg out about how their waifu is S H I T for about 15 minutes