I'm so lonely I wish I was schizophrenic to have somebody to talk to

I'm so lonely I wish I was schizophrenic to have somebody to talk to.

Considering paying a escort just to talk, maybe cuddle...

Thoughts?

normalfags problems
i'm a schisophrenic and always have someone to talk in my head

just try to make a friend by going to a event or something so your not lonely

I envy you.

I have been alone for 10 years, I barely talk to anybody at work.

I think about it, but I always end up not going...

It's not social anxiety though.
It's more like self-hate and depression

That's your fault dipshit. Just go play some multiplayer games and make some online friends.

I have online friends, that stops working after ~6-7 years of solitude

It's not that hard to make friends with normies my dude. Just pretend and fake your interests and BAM you have friends.

Where you from?

Why are you lonely user? Is it problem for you to talk to people?

Sydney, Ausfailia

I've tried, I just cant

Not so much, it's more like I feel I'm done for and I deserve to be miserable

Did something bad happened to you to make you feel that way user?

Try working out user it will boost your self-confidence
Get into a hobby so you can connect with other people that share your interests

Don't the voices just talk at you, or can you actually converse with them?

I have a hobby, I do physics/electronics experiments and or stupid gadgets.

I could never tell her how I felt and she married my best friend...

Fucking soap opera my life is...

kill yourself faggot

After you

You do not want to be a schizophrenic, they are some of the most erratic and depressingly useless, weak minded people I've ever seen in my life. Stop trying to fool yourself into thinking it's edgy and cool.

If you are a social deviant who for whatever reason cannot or doesn't want to make friends with real people, or just enjoys spending time in your own head, consider this mindbreak shit:

tulpa.io/what-is-a-tulpa

This is not an easy thing to accomplish by any means and will take absolute dedication and belief in the method to pull off. Your will is going to be put to the test. Good luck.

>has problem
>sees solution
>"s-stop trying to look cool!"
kek

What the fuck.

Are tulupas real?

How is wanting to be schizophrenic a solution to anything? You cannot inflict schizophrenia on somebody.

Where have I stated thst I have any problems? that was my first post of the thread.

Anything is real within your own mindscape if you convince yourself that it is.

>pic: the problem, and solution
learn to read, it's rather useful

came to this thread to post tulpas, i see someone's done it

Yes they are

You are delusional. Good luck with that, you cockmongering niggermongoloid.

you'll be surprised at how much loneliness is alleviated from fucking a hooker

>pointing out that the op did in fact state a problem and solution is delusional

user got it rizight

"I want to be schizophrenic" is not a solution outside of memery. I've stated that for the third time now. Maybe it's you that needs to learn how to read.

This

Well atleast get her to lick your ass hole or something

Wan you make a tulupa out of your waifu?

Asking for a friend

F E E L S

How did that happen my man?

wish i was*

an escort will actually do that.

Feel ya, on a bench in a fucking forest alone ... always alone