Girlfriend is making me take her to see this tomorrow

>girlfriend is making me take her to see this tomorrow

God kill me now

Just lay the pipe down on her instead. She'll forget about the movie.

Binge some Venture Brothers and learn to appreciate Bowie. That should help.

>making me
>Not wanting to see Prime Connelly and large screen Bowie bulge in HD

what's your address

Suggest the man who fell to earth instead

>not liking labyrinth
what's wrong with you?

>Bowie bulge
>BBC threads
>Leto/Hamm/Neeson monster cock threads
Why the fuck are there so many faggots here?

Triggered.

stay up all night amd sleep through it

it's whimsical op

you'll like it you fairy faggot

no better feel when the cock gets hard in your mouth tbqh

>Leto/Hamm/Neeson monster cock threads
Don't forget Michael Fassbender's massive ding dong!

1234 Big Dick Lane
Asshole City, Yo Mamma

OP you must prefer cock and pay her to be your beard if you dont want to spend time with her and dont want to see Labyrinth with her

it's a really good movie, what's the problem?

You're here forever.

Your gf should break up with you.

it's a terrible movie with shitty looking muppets

>Not wanting her to see that Bowie Bulge
>Not afterwards banging her like well hung Ziggy all the way to Mars

It's almost like you don't WANT to get laid user

>faggot user doesn't want to see prime jailbait jconn
kys (kill yourself)

Just power through if you really don't fucking like this classic. I'm sure you made her watch a movie she didn't want to before.

I want to fuck your girlfriend.

I'm British and can do a pretty good David Bowie impression. Do you think I could fuck your girlfriend?

Can we all just do a train on OP's gf?

After what he did in Berlin? No fuck david Bowie.

>not wanting to see those forming 14 year old tits bouncing on the big screen

Just exactly how much of a faggot are you?

it's boring and too 'muppetly'
Dark crystal is vastly superior.

what'd he do in Berliner?

>he doesn't like The Labyrinth

Absolute pleb.

>girlfriend is making me

Wow, that sucks. Maybe get your life in order instead of complaining about how beta you are.

hes afraid of bowie bulge

Just stare at Bowie's crotch until the gay overcomes you and you dump your gf and get yourself a sweet twinky Brit bf.

> this thread again
I don't believe you have a girlfriend, enjoy your hand.

>he doesn't enjoy Labyrinth

What a fag.

Kek, i remember this guy from the conelly thread

I remember this white lady teacher in the 5th grade used to make us see this movie. It grossed us out then just like it grosses everybody out now

she also made us watch lord of the rings, the original cartoon, way before the live action movies. It was called the hobbit.

Shit was weak as fuck but we would gladly watch it knowing it was either that or the labyrinth