For me Tony Cruz

For me Tony Cruz

For me, Tony Marshall.

For me TSUUUUnaldo

I'm sorry but that's Chris Donald

For me Leopold Messington

for me sam aller-dycè

the face of a true autist

>self hating argie
Color me surprised

For me Costs Mitro-Goal

Für mich Klaus Jägermeister

For me, it's Luke Cark-Hugh

For me it's Greggory Pale

what position is this guy even playing? he's not a defensive midfielder, he's not a box to box midfielder, not an attacking midfielder..what is he?

a POS

false regista

Same role as Xavi.

pass sideways-er

sideways passer which can turn into le occasional blooter man on a whim

german michael carrick

TSUUUUU

That's Weigl.

Why that need to pigeonhole every football player into a very specific role with a fancy name? He is a central midfielder.

FM autists do that

For me, it's Andy D. Maria

how do they keep next to zero bodyfat%

20m pass man
fail miserably at every corner man
pretty based desu

>20m pass man
>fail miserably at every corner man

both of these statements are wrong, and i have stats to back it up

Fuck stats and fuck evidence. Passion is all that's important. You bitch. That's something your little footballing nation have never been able to grasp.

>fail miserably at every corner man
the fuck like every second rm goal is a ramos header based on a kroos corner

I remember the cringey but somewhat funny American commentary after Ramos 2nd goal against Malaga last month. (both assisted by Kroos, corner and free kick)

"Toni says SERGIO SERGIO WHEREFORE ART THOU SERGIO and he says I'M HERE BABY FEED ME"

fucking ray hudson

10m lateral passes master

for me Gary Bane

for me it's harry bane

For me mi 4

For me, it's Mason Basil

For me, it's Stereo Money

>4 WC's
>1 WC In dinosaur era
Hmmm i'm really having a hard time grasping this one...

For me its Lewis Schwartz

vitamins

Im never sure if i hate or love ray hudson.

For me it's Andrew Pearson.

>vitamins
vitamins are merely coenzymes

Uhh thats actually Andre Appear Low, plays tight end for the Giants

For me? Its D'Marcus Constapopulous

That's Mason O'Seal, the brave Irish lad.

For me it's Ludovic Flecther

For me it's Kevin Brown

sideways passer which can turn into le occasional blooter man on a whim

but also

20m pass man
fail miserably at every corner man
pretty based desu

but also

10m lateral passes master

For me, it is Momo Dembele.

Not Allerdici

apply yourself

>300x168

i cant see his beauty that way

Whomsoever said that.

MAGISTERIAL POST, ABSOLUTE BEAUTY

For me its John Vinegar of Helsinki

lol'd

For me it's Marcus Royce

For me it's Henry MacRyan

fuck

For me Karim Benzema

Carrie Ben-Zimmer

>implying being autism is a bad thing