I have a loud retard of a neighbour who thinks he's running a fucking nightclub. I've tried asking him politely...

I have a loud retard of a neighbour who thinks he's running a fucking nightclub. I've tried asking him politely, he didn't give a shit, I tried talking to my landlord who said they'd talk to him and then didn't

So now I'm planning a revengeof some sort, but I'm not sure what I should be doing to get the message across.
If he leaves his apartment with the balcony door open I'm willing to go as far as climbing in and smashing every device capable of playing music

But that's pretty risky, so I'm also looking for alternatives. Give me your best ideas
He doesn't have a letterbox on his door so I can't drop stuff in there. I also have other neighbours, so I won't be an asshole towards them and blast even more loud music

Noise complaint
Are you brain injured

You know nothing of the police.

you are literally retarded if you think it won't work

Yeah, this

Police don't give a shit about noise complaints, they have better things to do. Also that's not satisfying and definitively won't guarantee that my neighbour will shut the fuck up

Are you implying you know the police in every part of the world? Trust me, they won't give a flying fuck

Your landlord has a constructive obligation to rent an apartment free of controllable nuisances. As such, you might withhold rent until such time as he cures this defect. Find an attorney in your area who cares about renters' rights. You might be able to deduct what you pay him/her from your rent.

Emp strike. Signal blockers. Bluetooth scrambler. Trace phone line: cut. Trace coax:cut. Smear shit on doorknob. Superglue penny in lock. Freeze plate of urine and slide under door. Falsify police notice. Falsify apartment letterhead with official warning. I could think of more but my shit is almost done.

>brain injured
>literally retarded
Time to give your mother back her laptop, son. Before you get her IP address banned for underage posting.

He has to sleep some time. Probably at 4 in the morning. Play really loud music at that time.

ITT op is black

I'll bother my other neighbours so, no.

Imagine him using downloaded music with aux to his speakers. No landline AFAIK, only cellphone. No gap to slide urine plate under door
However, I might falsify warnings and put in his mailbox. Or smear liquid LSD all over his doorknob just to freak him out

Yeah I'll look into it. But my guts/experience tells me not much will happen from talking to my landlord

I'm white as mayonaise, my neighbour is a kebab

As a landlord with over 80 individual family properties and 300 multi-family units I can confirm.

In the vast majority of populated jurisdictions noise complaints in multi-family units are almost universally accepted grounds for witholding rent.

Send a certified first class letter demanding resolution of the noise complaint or you will speak with a lawyer about your resolution options including rent witholding.

The only reason your shitty landlord is getting away with being a slumlord is because the people he rents to aren't enforcing tenants rights.

Buy earplugs.

Even better, talk with the other neighbors in the unit and get all of them to send a certified first class letter stating the same thing.

The threat of having four or five residents witholding rent for even a week should pucker up his jew ass tight enough to really get the problem solved.

I might also add that I think he's legit afraid of how I look or something. A while back I got tired of his shit in the middle of the night and went over to start kicking his door, music stopped and I could hear him against the door looking through the little peeping hole but he didn't open the door. Just gave him the finger and walked away
Obviously only a temporary solution since he's been going at it again over and over

I guess I could start recording every time he's playing his niggermusic too, I'll look into it again. But fuck I hate dealing with lawyers and demanding shit from people

Thing is, rules says it has to be quiet after 10pm here. Otherwise I have to be able to show/prove that it's a real issue and that I can't properly use my living space.
Where does the line go? How much is required before they're forced to do something?

haha, I might actually do that

ARP poison his wifi network, scan ports for vulnerabilities, install RAT

>blast porn on max

this guy has the right idea, if you can fill in the details.

former policefag here, what kind of shithole do you live in?

that aside, like other anons said, there's a bunch of stuff you can call in. just make sure you use *67 with a wifi number and gps turned off. Then call something like a suicide hotline and drop his name and part of address, or say that you're a passerby who heard a female screaming and then music covering it up.

option 2 is to go into the place like you said, but instead of smashing shit up like a neanderthal, turn the volume ALL the way up on every device. fagboy comes home, starts blasting, gets hearing damage and possibly fucks up some of his stuff.

option c, standard fucking methods of ordering pizzas, glitter bombs, signing up for assloads of asslovers magazines, getting his mail re-routed, nail to the car, superglue to keyhole, hanging a nazi flag by his window, applying wasps to open windows, etc etc.

>piss on plate
>put in freezer
>slide disc of frozen piss under his door
>????
>profit

You won't do anything except fantasize about cameras

>rules says it has to be quiet after 10pm
Rules? The Enlightenment philosophers dealt with the respect of rules. They came to the conclusion that the respect for rules must be universal and voluntary if they are to hold.
Your rules are local, imposed by a landlord who does not seem to respect you. Local ordinances against noise and nuisance are imposed by your city government and enforced by the so-called police.
If you want your rights to be respected, the only way to do that is to demand that they be respected. Anything less is just wishful thinking. Looks like it's time to pull your socks up.

The line goes where you can't enjoy your living space. Loud music that perturbs other residents is not acceptable at any time of day.
I have never had to deal with loud music complaints in my properties because in all of my leases I clearly have it stated that loud music which disturbs other residents is not permitted and is an eviction actionable offense on the first complaint.

I was walking one of the apartment buildings last year and heard THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA BITCH NIGGER BITCH BLAST A CAP IN YO' ASS

Went out and called the sherrif's office to serve an eviction notice right then and there.

Tell me more, what other keywords should I google to get into this stuff

Thanks m8, first (ex) cop I like. I'll save these ideas and look into legal options first now that I've gotten a few tips
Can you tell me about what I should avoid? (how do I not get caught if I decide to fuck with him)

As previously mentioned, no gap to slide anything in. Would've done it if he had a letterbox on his door, but he doesn't

what?

>actionable offense on the first complaint.
I love you man

dubs are the proof
>this user is the slumlord that was promised, the saviour of the quiet, the prince of common sense motherfucker, do you speak it.
praised be he and his lands

The landlord and legal advice ITT might sound like a lot of work … and in fact it can be … but taking the path of Hayduke's dirty tricks will put you on the radar as a possible vandal. Your neighbor already knows you have come to his door to threaten him, which will make you Suspect #1 for any destruction that happens now.
Working in concert with other neighbors, and with some competent legal help, should get this problem resolved quickly and it will put your landlord on notice that you and your concerted chums won't tolerate any more abuse in the future.
RATting his WiFi sounds like a fun idea, though.

Enjoy your backdoors top kek

Yeah, totally aggree, I don't want to do stupid stuff that'll get me caught of course. Pretty sure he's the only one who noticed me, and it was a while back

The funniest (and honestly I think most effective way) to get him to stop would be to switch his music to gay porn. But that's easier said than done
I have an old laptop that I'm not really using. Reading more about ARP spoofing and RATs right now. Crossing my fingers that I'll be able to pull it off

happened to me once, this is how you deal with this stuff OP
>first you buy a gun
>has to be a powerful gun like a .45 or something (you'll understand why later)
>you'll also need a pen, some tape and a piece of paper
>write "i told you to keep it down" on the paper
>now you wait until your "friend" leaves the house
>make sure noone is around to witness what's going to on
>tape the message on his door a few inches above your headline
>you turn your back to the door
>put the gun in your mouth and angle it a bit upwards in a way that it's almost facing the top of your head, and pull the fucking trigger
>enjoy the silence from now on
that'll teach him OP

extra info and whatnots
you want it to be a fucking mess and this is why it has to be a powerful gun
taping the paper above your head will make sure that it doesn't get too messed up with blood and brains

Same thing happened to me with an upstairs neighbor.
> Blaring club music all the fucking time
> Ask him politely 2 different times to keep it down.
> Get tired of his shit
> Put a shelf up near the ceiling put my speakers and subwoofer up there.
> Put "Call me maybe" on loop
> Went to dinner
> Came back to neighbor pounding on my front door.
> He yelled about calling cops
"hey man if you want me to keep it down just ask. We're neighbors and should be mindful of each other."
> Stormed off calling me every name in the book
> Never had a noise problem from him after.

wtf I want an ex cop friend to pull shenanigans with now

this is actually a good idea

Zozzled

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quality fucking post faggots, recognize

You live in an apartment complex? His switchboard is probably in the basement, not his apartment, and it's probably labeled to each apartment. Go down to the basement and switch off his power.