Why aren't there any videos of people being fucked up by hippos?

why aren't there any videos of people being fucked up by hippos?

even on liveleak

it's 2017 people

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No cameras where that kind of thing goes on.

Darkest Africa, darkest.

Because nobody wants to see your disgusting ass in any capacity, much less with a woman.

i rather see videos of people being fucked by hippo

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Wait, being fucked up like attacked or having vcarnal knowledge? Because Rule 34 says hippo porn is out there.

this. plus it's mainly someone jungle monkey in water, steps on a hippo and gets bit in half/pulled under. not going to see much really.

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I don't think it is literally dark there.

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ain't no one filming going to survive hippo. vicious obese rage at its finest isn't going to tire itself out with only one brutal murder. it'll tear that safari truck in twain and sodomize every single person there to death

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childhood boner

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There is entirely to much hippopotamus porn.

please stop

>Hippos
>not biting your ass in half
Good luck with that

And finding that led to THIS...

Enough Internet for today,

Now would you rather fuck a hippo like these
or an actual fat female human?

toon hippos are sexy and fat humans aren't

I guess that settles it then.

we both know i probably would

too

Why does this exists?

I'm laughing so fucking hard
How autistic do you need to be to make hippopotamus porn?

im on the high-functioning end of the spectrum

soundcloud.com/augustas-markevi-ius/byzantine-raincoat/s-4S1VT

All I found was a video about hippos with a narrator that sounds like he's mildly autistic fucking kek
youtu.be/5A1fbi0Rtp4

you really want hippo porn?
come watch me and the old lady on a friday nite