Horror movies

Is the horror genre inherently childish? Why are most horror movies really damn bad? Does the genre get hated on more than others for any particular reason?

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i think its more edgy than just plain childish

>horror genre inherently childish

maybe because the majority of the audience are bored teenagers

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it's because the fanbase is

early horror was good

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It's because as humans you get used to shit and just want bigger better shit. Horror isn't really the genre to supply that demand.
Horror is hard to do in this age we live in because we've seen everything already.
The internet killed horror movies.

I'll admit I'm a virgin, but it looks like her titties are barely there, yet in almost every other picture they look as big as her face.

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it's more of a guilty pleasure type genre. for the young at heart. there are always those spergs who indulge in it too often or take it seriously. horror is a subgenre of suspense, where it takes tact and narrative talent to properly confound an audience and deliver scares or twists.

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because people watch stuff like thrillers, slashers, and gore porn expecting them to be scary, and then they complain all horror movies arent scary.

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slightly

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primarily because of the jumpscares, people, redditors rather. jump out their skin and cover up the fact that they're pussbags by simply tutting and saying the genre is childish

I blame it on the walking dead

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It's pretty much the most shallow genre there is. The stories are boring, the character aren't compelling, and we're too desensitized to actually get scared by le spooky monsters. Fans don't want to admit it but it's really just torture porn.

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You decide

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no

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>Why are most horror movies really damn bad?

because the subject matter is ghosts and goblins. That's not scary at all. There are also too many similarities between each movie that comes out. A good horror movie should be about something more realistic and not the same format every time.

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Horror stories are incredibly important. They have been told since the dawn of time. They are the human's mind attempt to make sense of a brutal, indifferent world and allow our subconscious to cope with the inherit aggesine within all humans.

Horror is a modern facet for the human need to tell stories where good overcomes evil or least tell stories in which evil can be embodied.

Anyone who dismisses horror entirely is a pleb.

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>horror movie
>twin girls are standing still singing merry go round
>this is supposed to be spooky

Seriously, who the fuck does this? little girls aren't scary, they're fucking useless, I can kill them both with one roundhouse. I'll probably rape them before though just to hear them crying. They deserve it for trying to spook me.

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This isn't autism. This is a woman trying to be funny. Women aren't funny.

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Horror is probably a super pleb genre.

I'd know because I'm a horror fan.

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no you just think that horror is synonymous with lame slasher movies aimed at teenagers.

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>Is the horror genre inherently childish?

No, it's primary contributors just have no aspirations for anything better.

Horror is overshadowed by psychological horror and thrillers, the former having better scripts and storylines and the latter evoking emotions for longer than 10 seconds.

Pure horror is defined only by jumpscares and that weird noise that was scientifically proven to induce fear, something that I like to call cheating and unoriginal.

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>Why are most horror movies really damn bad?

Because there used to be an old movie industry "joke" that if you wanted to make a cheap movie then you got a bunch of teenagers to the woods and killed them one by one.

Horror movies are cheap to make and require little research and most of them require little in sets and locations with a substantial number of the being in one building...

..so first time screenwriters or directors tend to make one as their first full length movie and we thus get a whole bunch of poorly acted and directed horror movies.

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>Why are most horror movies really damn bad?

It's entry level filmmaking. Every director these days wants to start with a horror movie because they can be cheap and cost effective but still well done and spooky (ideally). These leads to a literal fucking heap of garbage direct to video horror and found footage dogshit. See Netflix's horror section for proof.

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>those pits

The Rock is gay though, maybe that filename would apply if it was Zac Effron in the pic

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I see you have good taste, sir.

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i enjoy watching horror movies but not nearly half as much as when i was 14.

i had a phase of watching shock-horror flicks like august underground/guinea pig shit too and going on bestgore/liveleak/mentalzero.

don't find it interesting anymore, was definitely just a phase

>Daddario
>fake tits

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>fake

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>fake tits
>demon face

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Look for photos of her from a few years ago her tits were literally half the size they are now.

>that neck

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It's test for autism and you failed it.

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>Calling someone else a virgin
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>How tits work
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>what are pushup bras and trick photography

tits don't lie, especially the fake ones. Those aren't fake

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