I fucking hate meat eaters. I am a vegan...

I fucking hate meat eaters. I am a vegan, and I can't stand how millions of animals have to die every day just so people can do this:

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you steal the animal's food and eat it. they starve because of you.

I fucking hate vegans. I am a meat eater, and I can't stand how millions of faggots are like this

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I'm mad at Peta for stealing my friend. Either ignorance is bliss or I'm wrong about leaving sleeping dogs lie. Vegans are ok. The propaganda they use is false and not cool.

Most non vegans are actually retarded

I would let her shit in my mouth.

>I am a vegan

Yes, but who's this redhead? I wanna lick her freshly shit anus.

i can't stand how millions of animals have to die every day just so other animals can do this.

But dead animals come out of dat ass...

Op, you're a faggot

So? I eat dead animals too.

So, you've performing oral on Hilary Clinton?

you understand that life eats life right...?

Think of the plant slaughter

Woah woah, I said I eat dead animals, not fuck them.

I fucking hate vegans. I'm a fruitarian and I can't stand how millions of plants have to die every year just because vegans are too retarded to become fruitarian, the only sane food religion which by definition supports the spread of plants and life in general.

Fucking hillbilly faggot, stop eating roadkill

And that makes you a bad person. You are responsible for the deaths of many animals, JUST SO YOU COULD TURN THEM INTO SHIT!!!

You are a disgusting human being, and should be ashamed of yourself. If only you had died instead of those innocent animals.

Vegans hate meat eaters.
Vegans eat soy products
Soy farms are in rainforest and kill animals to be created, destroying ecosystem.
Not much accomplished boycotting meat.

But those cows were too good not to eat.

It's time for you to consider the retroactive planed parenthood option.

I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats, and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

People don't need meat to survive, though. Do you have sharp jaws? No? That's because humans are supposed to be herbivorous, just like most other primates.