What does Sup Forums think about constipation?

What does Sup Forums think about constipation?

Its shit

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kek

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Is this a meta Andy Sixx thread?

it hurts

>foot rest
people actually do this???

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you'd be surprised how much it's better. doctor suggested it years ago when I had a back op done because it helps you sit upright rather than lean forward like most people do

racist

Why is someone blocking the milk duds with a spoon?

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after i had surgery, i was so pumped up with zofran and pain meds i was constipated for nine days.
on that ninth day, i was at work and started to feel like poop was building up into my soul and freaked out.
my co workers were very supportive
even went and got me laxatives
they didnt even work
i eventually pooped
but i feared for my life

euphoric feeling when you got it out?

Jeez, that has to be fucking dangerous or something...

faggot

also, i used to be a heroin addict
and if you didnt know, opiates constipate you really bad... i wouldnt poop for days
so i would smoke a bunch of meth to try to get it going
and i would put a finger in my vagina and push the poop through wall out
and it was always too big for my butthole
and i would sit on the toilet and cry spun out of my head trying to get the poop out....

luckily, im clean now and dont haveto deal with that
but there is an ugly side to it all

yeah, i felt like i was going to be ok. i slept easy that night

fuck off druggie

just telling a story.
im not doing drugs anymore

>vagina

So in reality you reached down and tried to push your nuts into the toilet water.

Can we see your pussy?

This thread is shit.

Also, if ur taht cuntsapated then get off the drugs for a few days so to shit.

Also, if you do shit and it's a machine gun in the toilet, then you cuntstapated.

yeah, can you give us a re-enactment? For science.

Had it so bad one time I didn't shit for about 4-5 days. Saturday morning I felt the need. Sweet relief was on its way.

Except I couldn't get it out of my asshole. It wouldn't fit. I pushed. I cried. My shit was stuck. So I drank some magnesium citrate that my wife had left in the medicine chest.

(Protip: do not drink magnesium citrate ever for any reason)

About an hour later, I blasted a cannonball of shit out of my ass with enough velocity to splash toilet water onto the bathroom wall. Behind it was enough diarrhea to completely fill the bowl, which wouldn't drain due to a large ball of solid shit jammed in the drain hole. I felt sure that my asshole was torn, and my toilet was filled to the brim with frothy creamy foul smelling diarrhea.

Constipation sucks.

Am I late to the party?

>had my gallbladder taken out
>everything gives me diarrhea
>take anti diarrhea medicine
>works but don't shit for a week
>finally after an hour of straining, get it out
>ripped asshole
>bleeding like a woman
>can't sit down

diarrhea sucks but its better than a ripped/bleeding ass. but wtf with the thread? why do you ask op?

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yes?

get a doctor

doctors did this to me, alot of people get this after gallbladder removal though.

get a specialist

Pretty sad.
If only the left had access to laxatives.

If you were a woman I would fap to this.

it's been 9 months, ill go after a year if its still like this

Diarrhoea is more annoying.

superb

It feels better though.

That's it? Pfft.

I once didn't shit at all for over two weeks. Man, was I cranky at the end of that hell. No, I'm not a junkie; my diet was just bad.

Hah, my wife does that sometimes. Must be convenient to have an extra hole.

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This. Your intestines aren't cramping up and threatening to expect watery shit all over you and anyone else in the blast radius.