What are the biggest tips you can give me to make sure I enjoy my life as a 21 year old male?

What are the biggest tips you can give me to make sure I enjoy my life as a 21 year old male?

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Make sure you buy cigarettes and alcohol so you can get that out of your system quickly.

stop coming to Sup Forums

this, and stop looking at porn as well.

become an hero before life gets too hard for you to do it comfortably

I would honestly just go to school and max out all my loans and spend it all on coke and molly. Then be a hero when your stash runs out and take out a few skrubs.

Don't spend time and effort trying to cheer up people, that don't want to happy.

MOre advice plz

*to be happy

>get money
>fuck bitches

Become a Christian. Get married. Have sex with the lights off,under the sheets in the missionary position only. Let wife have fun and be free. Support wife as she gives birth to odd skin color baby. Believe her when she says it's yours. Live happily ever after.

48 here
dont but your dick in crazy
invest asap , it brings dividends beyond expectation
buy an oldish but cool car and never sell it

>Become a Christian.

Become a priest. Have amazing sex with unlimited choirboys.
Get caught, get sent to a new parish.
Rinse and repeat.

work out, hide your power levels, get laid.

wanna suck dick?

Find out what makes you happy. Don't use other substances to solve your problems. That just teaches you to avoid all your problems instead of solving them. It also makes you dependent on your chosen poison to become happy.

If your passion in life cant make you a lot of money then don't try to make it your job. Do it in your spare time. This video should is a good explanation of it. youtube.com/watch?v=CVEuPmVAb8o

Invest in yourself. Buy land, get stock. Save for retirement. The earlier you start saving, the more you will have at the end.

literally kill yourself right now and penis

Just remember that time makes fools of us all

all good pieces of advice

I would add that there are amazing women worth falling for and settling down with, but they aren't edgy, they don't have tats, they don't want to get high and play vidya, and they probably go to church. Also, NEVER marry a girl with more than 3 previous sexual partners.


abject loser detected

>Also, NEVER marry
should've ended there.

>and they probably go to church

the biggest and least funny meme of all.

>more than 3

Top kek, good one mate

Castrate yourself for maximum pleasure

Way to stereotype all priests for the action of .0000000001% that are lunatics.
Fucking cuck

>White knighting all priests everywhere
Who does this

...

This guy hasn't seen Spotlight.

I'd say a solid 10% fuck choirboys and another 40% wish they did.

Stay up all night drinking and fingerblasting drunk bitches then take the bus to McShits at 5AM for drunken sausage McMuffins.

>Move from Miami, Florida
>Pluck your eyebrows and shave your legs
>Assume the name Holly and begin prostituting yourself
>Try to coax your first John by saying "Take a walk on the wild side"
That's how i spent my 20s

fuck anything that moves until you figure out what you really like. grow. get fucked up. spend your time with friends or like minded people. get the hell out of the house