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meat is murder edition

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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

Abortion and meat-eating are both immoral

complusory lolis for all

*enters the thread*
I don't really have any strong opinions about anything

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so I hear Blair is back

Your dead uncle.

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susan

JUST

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if a starving ethnic minority tiger eats an unborn foetus before 24 weeks into the pregnancy, the mother of whomst was raped by an immigrant, then what does brexit mean?

Not if I gas you first!
*farts on your leg and runs away*
Haha upa RA!!

You want to get girls?

Here's how:

Lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, once she's locked out nickle back her till game over.

listening to gorillaz lads

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never been a weeb but I've started actually researching Japan recently and I'm starting to become one

their anime and porn is a still a bit embarrassing though

If humans had never settled Australia much of its ancient biodiversity could have been preserved to the present day.

>Australian personal trainer, 22, arrested in Colombia with 5.8kg of cocaine in her bag after 'man who took her shopping for bridal party gifts gave her a package she thought was just headphones'

Ah yes, very very heavy, square headphones.

this photo makes me hungry

really makes you think

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Fit girl at work bent over right in front of me earlier, got a right eyeful of her light blue thong, saw some crack too.

Today was a good day

loser

where did you get my gf's photo

>capeshit

Kek

It's literally way less retarded than comparing a month old foetus to a healthy born baby child. Haha.

did momma cook the breakfast with or without hog?

can finally reliably beat the AI in fifa 16 lads

considering becoming a cuck. they seem happier

Sadcases

give me something to cook for tonight
i have no idea about what i shall cook

interesting how the most attractive things about the Soviet Union were all part of Russian culture rather than Communist culture

having a few of those new Brasserie Blanches

not bad but probably won't get them again 2bh

ordered a chinese and it was delivered by a south asian bloke. wtf?

I'll take you all on!

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What time will the UK election results come out? After midnight on the day?

He got cucked by a colombian druglord

>Khala said her sister was tricked into being a drug mule by a man she just met who handed her a package containing the concealed drugs.

>She said Cassandra saw some headphones and decided to buy them as gifts for her bridal party and family friends, and a man who was showing her around said a friend could get them cheaper.

>>>a man who was showing her around

>Cassandra was planning a wedding to her fiance and 'love of her life' Scott Broadbridge (L) after they got engaged in October on a cruise to Vanuatu and New Caledonia

EL JUSTO

What exactly was attractive about the USSR?

wait lads, i'm confused
is communism bad then?

>"women are all just runtish idiots, they're so easy to manipulate and fuck, you just gotta be alpha"
>spend hours blogposting and memorising chatup lines and PUA terms just to give the impression you're alpha for all of 30 minutes so you can have a one night stand with some roastie slag

SCREEECHING

need a latex gf desu

Usually between 11:30 and 5, but Dimblebot and the exit polls will give us a clear idea of the winner at 10pm.

Fuck all of yall faggots i hope you get raped with a dick made of cactus

we saved you from saddam

fuck off

not very peaceful

yeah

Sorry mate don't understand your accent
*walks away and talks to someone else*

Frenchman coming to /brit/ to ask for cooking advice

Doing an increased neural activity

>we saved you from saddam
>fuck off

>women are all just runtish idiots
think this
>spend hours blogposting and memorising chatup lines and PUA terms just to give the impression you're alpha for all of 30 minutes so you can have a one night stand with some roastie slag
dont do this

>got engaged in October on a cruise to Vanuatu and New Caledonia
ah yes bogans

Ah yes the Blair Creature

Alri

Cheers

unfortuantly I think weebs and porn drive away a lot of people who otherwise might be interested in Japan

When it came to picking my degree, I narrowed down the language side of things to Mandarin, Korean, and Japanese. From what I now know, the majority of people studying Japanese are weebs, there is a disproportionate amount of girls and gays studying Korean, and Mandarin seems to be the most normie. Not being a weeb or gay made me pick Mandarin. I still enjoy looking into Japan and Korea though.

Have you come across Japanology on youtube? It's a programme produced by the Japanese BBC equivalent with a British presenter and it's about Japanese culture, lifestyle, food ect.

no cooking advice. i know how to cook
just wonder: what should i cook tonight

might look at some naked women

dont know what you're implying? seems one was a good movie and one was shit

>Although the thylacine was extinct on mainland Australia, it survived into the 1930s on the island state of Tasmania. At the time of the first European settlement, the heaviest distributions were in the northeast, northwest and north-midland regions of the state.[42] They were rarely sighted during this time but slowly began to be credited with numerous attacks on sheep. This led to the establishment of bounty schemes in an attempt to control their numbers. The Van Diemen's Land Company introduced bounties on the thylacine from as early as 1830, and between 1888 and 1909 the Tasmanian government paid £1 per head (the equivalent of £100 or more today) for dead adult thylacines and ten shillings for pups. In all they paid out 2,184 bounties, but it is thought that many more thylacines were killed than were claimed for.[33] Its extinction is popularly attributed to these relentless efforts by farmers and bounty hunters.[33] It is likely that multiple factors led to its decline and eventual extinction, including competition with wild dogs introduced by European settlers,[73] erosion of its habitat, the concurrent extinction of prey species, and a distemper-like disease that also affected many captive specimens at the time.[27][74] Whatever the reason, the animal had become extremely rare in the wild by the late 1920s. Despite the fact that the thylacine was believed by many to be responsible for attacks on sheep, in 1928 the Tasmanian Advisory Committee for Native Fauna recommended a reserve similar to the Savage River National Park to protect any remaining thylacines, with potential sites of suitable habitat including the Arthur-Pieman area of western Tasmania.[75]

Wilf Batty with the last thylacine that was killed in the wild
>The last known thylacine to be killed in the wild was shot in 1930 by Wilf Batty, a farmer from Mawbanna.

FUCK AUSTRALIANS

women have generally rejected me so i harbour a deep resentment towards them

>girl does something that pisses me off
>think for days on how I can get back at her and make her life miserable
>plan out countless scenarios in my head
>have every reply and comeback ready to go for the given scenario
>want to see her suffer more than anything

Think I'm a bit fucked in the head, lads.

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'oon

might look at some naked men

quite enjoy the odd 'ddit meme ngl

what are your options?

Chilli sauce and garlic mayo please

>leftist """intellectuals""" think a young baby is closer to a 40 year old Murderer than it is to a slightly older baby
wew

poleaboo

>start a war against some birds
>lose

>start a war against peasant farmers
>lose

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>nearly 7:00PM

only meat i have is chicken and shrimps
have many veggies, pasta
many spices

>Batty
*snickers*

How about a frogs legs baguette with extra onion and garlic, and a side of snails?

Hi governor wanna have a pint of beer with some fish and chips fuck yall tea drinking spotted dick having dick riding fiery flamboyant faggots

legend

bent twat

they think full-blooded dingoes will go extinct soon because they keep interbreeding with feral dogs
bit sad

FOY

got any noodles? could do singapore noodles sans pork

post rare depictions of the prophet mohammed

I'm more educated than you, in every way shape and form. Also more intelligent than you (exponentially so). I am better than you, in every facet of life, and I don't even know you, however, I just know, that I am. Also, we aren't bro's. If anything, you are someone I assign less value and worth than my own feces. Your life has no value, and you will make no contribution to this world, in your entire life, because of your low intelligence, and lack of skills. How does that feel, you fucking bottom denominator. go back to you vegan subreddit to fill your useless void of a life, pretending it means anything. Am I a narcissist? I don't know, I am a fucking God. I will, do, and have succeeded in every facet of life. I have done more, in this year alone, than you will have achieved before you leave this world... let that sink in. You have no fucking clue who you are talking to. I am so vastly superior, and intelligent, that I can infer all of this, with 100% accuracy. You are like a fucking ant, and I am a GOD. You do not even fly on my radar, let alone get acknowledgement, from the likes of me. I know you can sense my superiority, my power, my intelligence,and you are trying to pretend you don't feel it, its real. To conclude, go back to fucking yourself, you meaningless water-trash bottom feeding peasant.

good lad


battyman

you MENA lads aren't very imaginative with your flags. they're all the fucking same with just minor rearrangements

>yall


FOY

shouldnt you be clearing houses in mosul?

your country has the most dangerous extremists we have ever encountered and youre busy shitposting on the internet

>So user... we heard you're a NEET? Like...what do you do all day...?

>tricolour
This is bait

I think a living human that has been born is closer to another older living human that has been born, than a foetus still inside the womb which has not yet even developed functioning organs.

LABOUR BROADCAST ON BBC1

>Tricolore

yeah i do
looking up the recipe for singapore noodles ta f4m

Tucking into a 15 quid 'rry

i fucking love science

i take your pictures from facebook and pretend to be you while ERPing and chatting with random guys on the internet

apparently there are two Captain Americas now- a heroic liberal black Cap and the original white Cap has become an evil Nazi

*mewls*
*purrs*
*licks you*

t. Cote d'Ivoir

bit skint but might get a takeaway tonite anyway yolo