Hey Sup Forums, what's your best pickup line?

Hey Sup Forums, what's your best pickup line?

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theres 21 letters in the alphabet right?
oh i forgot, u r a q t

got me laid by a legitimate 9/10
use it wisely

Hi UPS, I have a package for you?

"Suck my dick or I report your theft. You're young, you don't want a record ruining your life so early on."

>nah I don't feel like it.
How do you respond?

I don't. I call the police.

>heh nothin' personel kid

It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist.... Because I want to date you, badly.

Heyyy that's pretty good!

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Can you see my nipples through my shirt?
Good I've been standing in front of the AC for the past 3 minutes

hello retard, are you trying to sex?

if so, present sexing fag bitch.

thank you in advance

signed,
nigger

Ching chong ping ling.

>my voice is my pickup line

Wiffle Sniffles~

hi

...

Good night honey hole

>I really need new glasses, 'cause you look too good to be real.
I haven't used it yet, just came up with it one day at lunch.

Good night honeyhole

Good night honeyhole

>I looked up "best sights in town" on my phone, and it brought me to you.

F U C K I N
U N S T O P P A B L E

>Excuse me, have you seen my heart?

Girl, im attracted to you like gravity. Inversely proportionate to the product of our mass over the distance squared. And newton says you are attracted to me with an equal force
>30 and virgin

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

ay bb u wan sum fuk?

2/10 so far
first reply still top kek

I put the STD in Stud, and all I need is U

I like it if you talk to me about books. It's fine if you haven't read a lot of hard scifi or anthropology, but you need to have some favorites and talk about them in a coherent and somewhat passionate manner.

Hi, you seem nice. Wanna date?

GOOD NIGHT HONEYHOLE

>Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Honestly, I'm disappointed that it took Sup Forums this long to get this one.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
Works everytime

roses or violets?
>i like [answer], why?
so i know what to have them put on your grave after i slay that pussy

anecdotal 1/2 success rate

noiceee

Hey, are you into BDSM?
Because I love spanking children.

>breakup line
Hey, are you into crafts?
Because I want to cut you out of my life.

If you have a deep caramel smooth radio voice, +1000000

I bursted out in laughter. Thanks xD

Hey, do you have a CRISPR?
Because I'd like to cut open those jeans.

Works especially well on asians


>damn girl, i can tell youre from nagasaki cuz you're fuckin hot!

i once told a girl, "come on, throw me a bone, maybe i'll give you one."

Hey, do you play WoW? We need a healer.

are you a school, cause i wanna shoot kids inside you

"whats Lana spelled backwards?"

D'ya like wrestling?
Because Brock Lesnar and Connor McGregor are gonna help me Triple H you.

nah y dude, say it's 20 letters, and when they say you missed one tell them you'll give them the d later

i just shit my pants can i get in yours

Damn girl you shit with that ass?

Do you like The Wizard of Oz?
Because I'd like to show you my lion, tiger, and bear.
>pic related

good night honeyhole

"Good night honeyhole"

Hey girl, are you a public high school? Cause' I wanna shoots some kids in you.