Stupid gay cartoon porn

Stupid gay cartoon porn.

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he a cute

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Too bad im not.

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it's ok I'm not either.

Good luck with that. I'm focused solely on my work, a relationship would take time away from it.

The biggest guy I was with was 9". He was awful, didn't feel a thing and he was way too slow.

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People touched your dick, so you clearly are.


Dont know why I even try when people have 9inch dicks out there.
You're lying about the awful though.

I'm not sure it's going to work out to be honest.
The people I love like that aren't exactly looking.

get drunk enough and people have beer goggles so they see past it.

When I get drunk I tend to just want to beat people to death.

I'm not. He was the most boring guy I've ever been with. I almost fell asleep.

So keep looking.

It's a non issue for now.
I want to work on making money for now. Been working 3 jobs lately.

we all act different while under the influence. that's ok.

Coming from you, he must have been a corpse.

He wasn't a corpse, but he may as well have been. At leas that way I'd have an interesting story.

I want to make money too, but not a lot of money.

People rather have sex with someone boring than me.
Not sure if im more boring than boring or im just more ugly than boring could ever out boring.

People tell me it is not okay that I am a virgin.

those people are just trying to push your buttons.

You're a weirdo, so that counts for something.

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Why arent you a virgin then?

Counts to be a virgin and cannonfodder for the frontline of wars.

Or for other stuff.

Because I found someone I connected with in that way.

No other use for those people. You dont even have an example.

No, you needed to lose the blight that was virginity to fit in with the rest of humanity.

ohh. Well I didn't and don't see it that way.

You could clean shark tanks in aquariums. Or you could work for animal control and euthanize dogs.

Yes you did, dont fuck with me.

The only use I have is cannonfodder for the frontline of a war.

I could think of another use.

Cleaning toilets is for niggers because they're too stupid to fight in a war.

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You could test hammers.

Although niggers would be better off exterminated and people should clean up their own mess. No need for cleaning jobs.

Smiths do that

hammers are cool

On dogs.

I've got a bunch of hammers hidden around my apartment.

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tactical hammers?

Virgins have no other use than cannonfodder in wars.

You could be my studio assistant. Help build stretchers for canvases, model or sketches, clean brushes, etc.

Yes.

what kinds of hammers?

Im not doing anything with my life unless I get sex. I cant get sex because I am too old and too ugly. My only use is a shocktrooper on a frontline. The world has no war with a frontline so I have no use so I will sit around, do nothing, and waste resources.

Ball pein and claw hammers.

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Be my studio assistant, I'll give you sex, let you sleep on a pile of rags, and feed you gruel and day old bread.

i like all hammers.

Right?

You're a disgusting old man.

day old bread isn't all that bad. I'd take it.

i have like 6 hammers. maybe more.

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Yes, but it's the best deal you're gonna get from anybody.

I have probably a dozen.

I love bread up to a week old.

Ill deal with sitting around doing nothing with my life and wasting resources.
If society chose me to be a virgin and not provide a war for me to be useful in then that's their problem.

more butts!

I could make french toast or even bread pudding with that old bread dude. it'd be dope. and I could burrow under those rags of a bed and it'd be like a thick blanket!

You'll waste my gruel and old bread if you take my deal. I don't want to waste my gruel ad old bread on others.

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Why use it on me when you can use it on better people?

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Yes it would be. It would also smell great because they're soaked in turpentine, which is my favorite smell.

Like those guys with 8inch and 9inch dicks I cant compete with.

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Because you're a weirdo and it would be funny.

I don't fuck that guy with the 9" dick, he was too boring.

please more dragons PLEASE

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I would smell good then.

>e621.net

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You only get once choice and it will be them because I am not good enough.

Yes you would.

If I had to choose between you and that guy I'd choose you.

literally every furry image ever posted here is already on e621. why even post here if you're going to say that dumb shit?

what's the gruel made of?

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My favourite are 4 pound short handled sledges. I'm a hobby blacksmith.
-grawlix

A furry grill seems to be the worst. Even if it doesn't catch fire, the furry would get in the food and ruin it.

My dick isnt 9inches, so you choose him. There is no reason otherwise except for ironically and no one is serious in ironic choices.

Requesting shit when you can get it yourself

By chance are you a nigger?

that's why i picked it best name

I got me one of those too.

Wheat.

You said you're 7.5", I'll take that over someone with a 9" dick that doesn't know how to use it.

They're great for finagling steel before you finesse it.

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and water?

i just like to smash things with it

i like the interaction of threads and getting exposed to things im not otherwise looking for.

why are you here if you can find everything you wan on e6? dumb nigger

To call people stupid niggers and shit talk.

>Oh goy why are you in a thread of despite wirgin kikes
Nah im here for the Q U A L I T Y peopel

Yeah, for dinner. For breakfast I boil in milk and a bit of sugar.

fuck you filthy nigger cia nigger

Im a virgin, I dont know how to use it. He is much more desireable

Him:
+9Inches
+Goodlooking (Evidence cus not a virgin)
+Not a virgin

Me:
-7.5 inches (Shitty small dick)
-ugly (Evidence cus vrigin, no one has sex with ugly people)
-virgin

The choice is obvious

Found the kike

can we not use milk if I eat it? Milk makes my tummy sad.

how come gay people have nice sized dicks. can i be gay if i have 6" dick?