Mom, dad...

>Mom, dad, I'm back from Japan! I know it's a bit unexpected but let me introduce you to my girlfriend and fiancée Ushijima-san.

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how do you parents react?

"lmao, told you you'll break your ascetic vow"

It doesn't even have a dick so fuck off

My mom would probably be excited and start talking about how cute hapas are.

>tfw mom pushing you on Asians for a decade now

Know this feel and wish so much I didn't

>Son, what does Iiniku mean?
Uhh

>Omg user, you finally have a girlfriend!!!

"Stop with the act, you could never get a girlfriend."

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*fart*

You're handsome, why don't you get a German GF?