Who is your club buying this summer? Bet it's not Griezmann

Who is your club buying this summer? Bet it's not Griezmann.

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Have fun with your overrated choker

It's Manchester United, buying overrated chokers is all they do.

Kroos neither

So why not go for Nerman instead of based Griezmann?

6 foot 5

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LOL

It really is like Ed Woodward just asks his wife's son who's good on FIFA and then buys them for 5x their value.

>Memechester

>he cost us fuckin' zero

Have fun in the Europa league

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>who's good on FIFA and then buys

But Zlatan doesn't have 90+ pace.

I had a United supporter tell me i was racist the other day for pointing out Pogba's stats being so unbelievably bad. I'm not even kidding. When i told him he was being silly and he needed to grow up and in my view the lad was just the biggest transfer flop of all time i was then called a "murdering bastard". I work with this idiot and he's 43 years old

Kek.
>the biggest transfer flop of all time
That's not true though.

MY SIDES this is perfect. Bookmarked

>already whined about English weather and refs in radio interview
I bet he's going to be a huge success, just like the previous big money French signing.

>That's not true though.
it probably is though he still has time

He's certainly up there. Kaka's knees exploded shortly after transfering to Madrid, Di Maria just couldn't stand Manchester and was badly managed by Van Laal. The fact alone that >pogba is the most expensive signing ever™ and performs at about one sixth or fith of the monetary value could easily makes him the worst transfer of all times, even if not the biggest flop.

>spent 550 million pounds in past 4 years
>without a 35 year old who came for free, they would be below West Brom right now
A child new to Football Manager couldn't possibly fuck up this badly

Is he going to come good eventually?

Why do you support Juventus when you're from Slovakia? You realise you're a customer, right?

not clueless anymore. he hired a professional now to help him. the best in the business.

Why is a Blackburn fan :^) so concerned about customers being bullied?

Well they ended up falling for the >pogba meme, not the best start exactly

>not good yet
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>slovakia

>Pogba
>meme

>below two chances created per match
>5 assists in 35 starting appearances
>the single most fouling PL player
Check out that sweet assist against Blackburn though la!

>whoscored overall ratings
Already explained to you in detail why no one takes those seriously, let me get back home and find the post in archive

I don't take them that seriously either, but they do reflect what one only needs eyes to see, that he's singlehandedly bossing United's midfield almost every match

one would think with 14000 minutes with your club's shirt, 34 goals and 43 assists from midfield, he would have earned your respect.

But I guess that (him not being there anymore) is part of the issue.

You need to let go. He still likes Juve. When next season he scores the equalizer and assists to the winner in the CL final against Juve, he'll only celebrate mildly. Promise.

If United have one more transfer window like the last one, they will become a top 3 team in the world.

Why pre-Mou United were so bad at transfer dealings?

Townsend
Delph
Torres

Based Rafa

you mean top 3 in the eplel

No, top 3 in the world.

>singlehandedly bossing United's midfield
He's their worst midfielder actually, lmao. Even old man Carrick has been far more reliable to contribute in defence and recycle possession in the playtime he got than the Twitter flop.
>he'll come good eventually la

>be 6th best team in England
>play Europa League football
>sign big name player who nervously chuckles in press conference and evades question of why he chose manure
Absolute guaranteed keks.

The best part is that all the customers used to slag off Liverpool for going on about history and City for spending lots of money - yet now their club both spends lots of money and talks about history. Cos present day is a sea of sixth

Couldn't have happened to a cuntier set of cunts

Can you please answer my question?

I think Chelsea should sign Arturo Vidal and lure Alexis from Arsenal.

Would be pretty nice.

Good job I was sat on the toilet when I read that cos it made me piss myself laughing

They were bought recently. It's a recurring theme in this new age of commercial football clubs.
They might have cash, and even have very good business and marketing expertise, but if they don't understand the world of football, which is a very special world, they're going make mistakes (and be conned)
>be football agent
>meet Woodward
>"look at this youtube video: the dutch Ronaldo"
>leave the meeting with a 50M check in pocket

who knows why they bought Bastian for instance? Van Gaal lost touch? Or was he so valuable to him in Bayern that LVG decided to use his position in United to give him a golden reform and a problem for Mourinho to solve? Nobody knows, reality is that he's not at the level demanded anymore and Bayern was smart:
>don't have to take care anymore of former club legends with paychecks not related with one's performance, but with one's past
>Bastian gets the prestige of wearing United's shirt
>everybody's happy except United

The best thing Pogba has ever done for Juve was getting sold. Everyone there sure misses >pogba getting carried by PirloVidal/MarchisioKhedira while amounting negative (!) possession score in the process. Luckily they got a real playmaker now, plus he single-handedly paid for Higuain.

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how does pogba compare to his brothers?

Why do you think so? If their next transfer window is similar to Baily, Pogba, Mikhitarian and Ibra, they will be a scary team.

>I'm a Blackburn fan la
>totally not a seething customer

one day you'll have to explain what the hell is "possession score" and how the hell that wins matches
>Khedira
>Higuain
Say "thank you Jose"

:o

I never claimed to be a Blackburn fan.

Now can you please answer my question?

hahahahaha no way

Thank you >mouyes. Now that you've been sacked and based Conte took your place I finally have an English team to root for casually.

>78m over five years
damn, never heard of that, is it true?

>Florentin vs Paul
now you're just trying to provide definitive proof that your sqwaqwaqwa "score" are utter useless, aren't you?

>Cards for diving
>Cards for verbal

Only the most important stats are used I see.

>I'm a Blackburn fan la
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fucking kek
>Pole Pogba

that's not the proper phrasing. You must thank Jose for providing with ready made players for Juve's midfield and attack and a ready made Premier League champion team so your loser Antonio I-don't-know-how-to-play-Champions-League-and-I-lose-to-Benfica-in-Europa-League "based" Conte can pretend he's a top manager.

That is not me. It may come as a shock to you but there is more than 1 person in my country that uses Sup Forums.

Now can you please answer my question?

*abuses u*

*Zero plus wages and a signing on fee the size of a transfer fee

>totally not me la
>I'm a different guy copypasting the same post someone else kept copypasting yesterday
>Blackburn fan la
The utter state of customers these days, I swear

that's how you handle Liverpool's losers, they need to be roughen up a bit.
Love to see the young lad growing under Jose.

>Makelele's defensive tenacity
>Vieira's box-to-box instinct
>Zidane's ball control and incisive passing
>not quite as good as Florentin Pogba yet

I am almost certain "we" will end up with Morata and will probably be after Nainggolan Conte seems to like him a lot.

There were several of us trying to ask you that question yesterday and just like today you are doing your best to avoid answering it.

I get it, you're a master troll and answering that question will expose you and lead to a reduction in your lels.

I will now choose to simply filter your country and move on. Enjoy your trolling.

>several of us
>all Blackburn fans, la

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>insufferable customer thread gets automatically derailed by the butthurt slavshit juventus fan

Perfect. You both deserve each other mutually.


t. lfc fan

>Nainggolan
This would be the perfect singing for Chelsea, in pairing with Kante the opposition is basically crippled centrally, plus Naing offers some creativity and long shooting as a bonus.

>filter a country because a certain poster annoys you
you're definitely ready for the internet, and particularly Sup Forums, lad.

I only see one butthurt person in this thread, and he's a Blackburn fan.

Oh I do thank him every day, just not quite for the reasons you gave.

>tfw best run club in the world with the biggest annual revenue and there ain't shit you can do about it except suck our cocks

Well given that he's pretty much the only Slovakian poster I don't think it's that much of an overreaction.

>Zero titoli
who was managing Juve in the 2008-2010 era?
Or was that to the Roma manager? Can't remember exactly.

slovak bro is my second favorite autist on Sup Forums

>If I close my eyes and pretend it's not happening maybe the bully will go away
Ayy. Also there's another Slovak poster ITT right now, does he deserve to be filtered too just because you're too mentally fragile to stand up for your favorite football corporation?

Thanks slavbro!
Do you cheer for Microsoft or Tesco too?

>shitposting is not a way to enjoy ourselves
>showing my weaknesses is the way I'm going to win
I think you got that backwards

Yeah but that just doesn't sound as nice to me. This isn't FIFA career mode though.

Would those two really be the solution?

Ranieri was in charge for almost two seasons, the first one right after comming back from Serie B and losing vast majority of first team squad was a fairly good one, 3rd place. It's those three that followed who failed - Ferrara, Zaccheroni and Delneri.

No, it's not. He's been good this season and he's going to be there for seasons to come. It's not like Man Utd are going to flog him in 2018 because he's not good enough.

>He's been good this season
Elaborate. It seems to be that between him, Mata, Herrera and Carrick he actually offers the least.

>It seems to be that between him, Mata, Herrera and Carrick he actually offers the least.
Elaborate on that.

>every customer thread devolves into slovak btfoing portuguese customer

hasn't been 95 million squids good or anywhere near it

could be above you in the table how about that

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Nice era..

>Inb4 he pulls out his stats on time spent drinking water, times each player has spat during a match and number of studs per boot

probably someone who can't make 1st team championship football, come on burnley !!

Who cares about price? If Man Utd bought Messi for £2b would you say he was bad because he only scored 45 goals that season?

--> >Mata is clearly superior at everything related to attack and creativity
>Herrera has better workrate, wins more tackles (while fouling less) and is even slightly more likely to provide an assist
>Carrick makes more interceptions (better positioning), is more effective in his duels, doesn't get dispossed and passes accurately to more creative players
>Pogba....

>I don't look at my own backyard
>it's OK when we do it

>stats don't matter la jus WATCH him play

>clearly
It seems like you're emphasizing because you don't have the confidence of what you say.

>players in different positions have different specialties
>only with Pogba on the pitch can one of those specialists absence go unnoticed.
Ok, you're right.

Kek, the part where I get to post my /customer/ collection is my favorite bit.
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I'll be back in two hours by the way, keep the thread alive >mouyesbro.

>23 titles with 6 different teams don't matter la
>he doesn't know what he's doing, picking Pogba as a key player is falling for a meme la

will do

price has always been a measuring stick for a players ability. pogba's simply not good enough, and you can leave out your silly bollocks scenarios about messi and 2bn

Pogba is better aerially, his switches of play are better than Carrick and his passes over the top are unique in this team.

>silly bollocks scenarios
You're not a smart person, are you?