How to not be a rockist

sell all your guitars and rock albums
Buy synths and drum machines
Get a DAW and start making beats
Learn to DJ
Make a soundcloud
Go clubbing in Europe
Browse /bleep/
Stop worshiping Aphex Twin, Autechre, and basic Sup Forumscore "electronic" artists
Start listening to real club music
Learn about club culture and club music history
Stop spoonfeeding newcomers
Bookmark Resident Advisor, Discogs, /bleep/

And voila! You're no longer a Sup Forums rockist.

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this post might have been relevant in 2008 but literally no one listens to rock music anymore grandpa, take your meds

Cuck

Virgin

actual question why is it so bad to be a virgin?

Adult virgins are failed people. They also have a higher rate of mental illness than trannies and a generally disgusting shitty attitude towards everyone and everything. They can't view themselves as the root of their problems so they instead blame society.
But really, just ask your sad self buddy. Either that or take a look at Sup Forums or /r9k/ and see what adult virginity does to your mental health.

thanks ben

>have sex
>discover groundbreaking tunes every week
pick one

Kek

Couldn't the causation be reversed though? As in: People with mental illness and shitty attitudes tend to be virgins, not vice versa?

but i hate clubs

Either way they're terrible people. Adult virginity is probably a manifestation of having an absolute garbage personality and some undiagnosed mental illness but the pedestal that adult virgins end up putting sex on must mess them up even further.
field raves are where it's at
youtube.com/watch?v=n4rb2iGxoOQ

I want Darjeeling to tell me her favorite english proverbs before the bed.

wew this music is not very good

you think you're making us want to have sex more but you're only making us feel worse about being virgins

Hardcore isn't very good, but it sure is fun.
That was the idea.

>having Sup Forums hold your hand into this abyss, and not already constantly wishing you were a teenager in early 90s london

fucking amateurs man

>that fucking music

why are you such a bully ;-;

Yes, yes, good goyim!

Listen to rap!

Stop supporting white people!

Start breeding with the niggers!

Start accepting Islam!

Yes, good goyim!

It's horrible and ridiculous.

But now you're a faggot.

terrible music

>that track
WTF I hate rock now

Fine lady, user
youtu.be/Q0STZN54xDc

>wanting to have fun

What a pleb.
youtube.com/watch?v=Maf3CCyRZOo

Is that the soundtrack for fucking Taxi?

this is the douchiest pasta on this site. this is not the way to get people interested in your music

Hardcore is probably the worst genre known to man

Jungle on the other hand....

...is just as bad

>implying that is what OP is trying to do

I find it weird how people don't like both, unless you mean the European kind of Hardcore and not Breakbeat Hardcore.
youtube.com/watch?v=YTzrDqDw8-0
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but i dont wanna go clubbing user, electronic music sucks

When you go from listening to only one type of music to only listening to another kind of music, you're missing the point of being a """"rockist""""

Why are you advertising for /bleep/, fuck off

what if I'm not an adult?

is he trying to make people hate /bleep/? because that is all he is accomplishing

>pic of this talentless chav
>anti-spoonfeeding

oh great, it's you again

I think he just has legitimate autism, and i know that that word is thrown around a lot here but I seriously mean it since it's obvious this is all only ever posted by one person. Maybe he is attempting to bait Sup Forumsfags but I doubt it.

Also you don't need these threads to hate /bleep/, they are capable of doing that on their own.

lol this stupid cunt thinks rock was white music

i think it's just a rockist false-flagging

bullying wannabe-bullies isn't bullying, it's justice
it's great and ridiculous
it's the electronic equivalent of ass metal, and my point was that field raves are way more entertaining than the safe no-fun-allowed sanitized club events
you should listen to rock music if you want to hate rock music
i could have fun to this
i have no idea since i haven't seen this film since french class when i was 14
then you're fucked for life since you came here

wew that was a lot of shit to reply to

Fine tune