Watching movie with older sister

>watching movie with older sister
>romance scene comes on
>she asks you if you've ever made out with a girl before

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> Watching movie with sister.
> Really hot sex scene involving siblings starts.
> mfw

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>Do you think I'm pretty ?

what did she mean by this ?

>Watching a porno with sister
>Kissing scene happens
>Awkward silence
>She asks about the weather

>watching That's My Boy with older sister
>Near the end of the movie, it's revealed that Leighton Meesters character has sex with her younger brother
>Look over at my sister and raise my eyebrows a couple of times
>She rolls her eyes and immediately gets up and leaves the room

how do you answer this without sounding beta and making her vagina dry?

>tfw only child
>everyone thinks I'm real selfish and happy but I'm not
>doomed to be alone for the rest of my life

that's your opening to kiss her

> tfw no qt older sister to fugg
jdimsa

you tell her yes and fucc

you beta fuck

Who is she?
nice tits

alison tyler

I actually kind of fucked my sister once. It's a traumatic memory.

thanks user

>It's a traumatic memory.
lmao nice joke

jej, seen this one

Oh look it's me.

Hi Sup Forums, bye Sup Forums

I was watching this artsy east european post 2000 film, older sister was next to me, very graphic full frontal with blonde fit thin girl, shaved, the most awkward silence i've ever had with her comes. Movie was pretty normal besides that scene tho.

yeah...... tonnes hehe........

kek
I've seen enough Incest porn to know she's gonna come to your room tonight

Growing up with an older sister is pretty traumatic

lmao nice joke breh

Yes

Fuck off back to you nazis.

Story time

Kind of?

Please elaborate.

No you are not pretty
You are sexy

Alpha

I'm confused. What did they do that earned them Sup Forums status?

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>tell her no
>"do you want to?"

wwyd Sup Forums?

He's right though when you aren't in a nuclear family. My sister brought tons of dudes over. I don't care how liberal you are, bunch of dudes fucking your sister and treating you like shit is very fucking brutal.

>watching movie with folks
>very rough sex scene happens
>dad turns around to me and says ''hehe is that how you do it, son? hehehee''
>turns round to mom and says ''kiddo here loves the rough stuff ahhahahah dontch boy''
>mom smiles and says '' hehe leave him alone dad, you know he is more of a romantic user hehe''
>dad farts, grabs the chips and then *winks* at mom
>mom giggles
>later on i heard them having sex and i masturbated outside their bedroom door.

that'll teach 'em

youtu.be/8iu2HXqotKM

> leave him alone dad
Huh, weird family you've got there, famalam

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>falseflagging a pepe attack to make the thread into an actual Sup Forums thread

Kill yourself, Sup Forumsshitters.

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>Be masturbating to family photos of my mom when she was in middle school
>Mommy comes in and sees
>Asks me to stop
>Stand up, still masturbating (Slowly, dont want to cum yet, but dont wanna have to start over)
>Explain that incest was just invented by normies to make it harder for robots to get laid, and that only a fucking freak wouldn't be attracted to viable pussy when available
>She sighs and leaves
>finally able to finish up, want some spaghetti
>Go downstairs and see mommy in kitchen
>Cooking roast chicken
>Screech at her and ask why she didn't make spaghetti
>Her answer is the final straw
>"What? You didn't ask for spaghetti."
>Lunge at her and kick the shit out of her
>Shit on her whore face when she's down
>As she lays there, her pants ride up quite a lot
>See her ass clearly through her pants
>Mutter "Only a freak wouldn't be attracted to viable... viable pussy..."
>Don't want to lose virginity yet (saving for my highschool friend who I haven't spoken to in 17 years, still holding out hope we'll meet again and she'll have stayed pure for me too)
>Jerk off onto her ass instead, write a note on the white wall of the kitchen in my own shit
>"Spaghetti. One hour. Or next time, I'll do it worse, then kill myself and blame you in the suicide note."

this thread just got weird

>watching movie with older sister
>romance scene comes on
>she grabs your dick

Nice argument!
Why do people like you even stay in an aanime discussion website if you can only scream buzzwords at each other. Fuck off.

Why are you lying? And so poorly at that? You could have at least provided your made up story.

is this pasta

its good

Dumb nazi frogposters

>Don't want to lose virginity yet (saving for my highschool friend who I haven't spoken to in 17 years, still holding out hope we'll meet again and she'll have stayed pure for me too)

10/10

>tfw that cunt has led to the ultimate Tumblr/normie invasion yet

God I can't wait til she dies next month.

>Be 18
>Movie night with mom
>Watching collateral
>Both lying on the sofa
>After a while she asks for a cuddle saying she's cold
>Move into spooning position behind her
>Wearing sweatpant material gym shorts, she's wearing grey sweatpants
>Flip boner up into waistband and press it between her gargantuan cheeks
>She breathes a little deeper but doesn't say anything
>Eventually she falls a sleep (Unsure whether she was actually asleep or not)
>Gently grind my rock hard erection between her plump sweaty cheeks
>Get the courage to pull my cock out of my shorts and push the top ass cheek down for extra pressure while I'm hot dogging her clothed mounds
>Oh shit I'm coming
>Come an intense load which partially gets all over me and partially fills the sweaty crevice
>Oh fuck what have I done
>Go upstairs to bed and nothing is ever spoken of and nothing else ever happens, the end

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