OFFICIAL FA CUP FIFTH ROUND: SUTTON UNITED v ARSENAL MATCH THREAD

Fresh off removing Leeds United last round, National League plodders Sutton United are aiming to cause the biggest upset in FA Cup history as they host Arsenal. Fans of the Gunners, quarter-final opponents Lincoln and, in a new revelation caused by Sutton's sponsors for the match, anyone who hates the Sun will want a hammering of Sutton. Everyone else will want to implode with laughter at what could possibly be Arsene Wenger's last FA Cup match.

Kick-off is at 7;55pm UK time with coverage from 7:30pm on BBC One.

Spirit of '89: Worner, Downer, Collins, Beckwith, Amankwaah, Bailey, Eastmond, Gomis, Deacon, May, Biamou.
>Subs: Shaw, John, Hudson-Odoi, Fitchett, Spence, Monakana, Tubbs.

Arselel: Ospina, Gabriel, Mustafi, Holding, Monreal, Elneny, Xhaka, Reine-Adelaide, Lucas, Iwobi, Walcott.
>Subs: Martinez, Debuchy, Mertesacker, Gibbs, Maitland-Niles, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Alexis.

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Reminder that every goal that Sutton scores counts as 5 goals

lifelong suttonite here

Fuck anime

>in a new revelation caused by Sutton's sponsors for the match, anyone who hates the Sun will want a hammering of Sutton
Care to explain that?

Stream where?

MUH 96

dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/589858/Sutton-United-shirt-Arsenal-Liverpool

Working visa+flight to LHR=BBC1 in the hotel room

Non league, best league

news.co.uk/2017/02/sun-bets-to-sponsor-sutton-united/

>the BBC's Sutton wankathon

Kinda want to see Arsenal fuck them 8-0 now.

Lincoln have been more impressive.

Sutton are wearing a Sun logo on their kits for this match. Everyone in Liverpool will be an /arse/ tonight.

love the fa cup anons

>Sutton spreading the truth about Hillsbreh

Are they our guys?

OB-FUCKING-SESSION

Justice for the 96 la

You can guarantee this wouldn't happen had the tie been Arsenal v Sutton.

SHAT ON PITCH

30 seconds into match of the day and we've already been reminded that "this is what it's all about"

ANY LIFE LONG SUTTON FANS HERE?

magic of the cup mate.

Why are they playing Arsenal on a 3g pitch? Should play them on a cow field
And pretend the away changing rooms are knackered so they have to get changed on the bus.

PLASTIC PITCH
MORE LIKE PLASTIC FANS
>AM I RIGHT?
HAHA HAHA

It's fucking amazing how Liverpool fans manage to find new angles to remind people of Hillsborough every month and new ways to be offended.

>non-league Sutton agree much-needed sponsorship deal
>"""MUH HILLSBOROUGH!!"""

Fuck off the lot of you.

I live in Sutton, I've supported them all my life whilst you've been bandwagoning the big boys. I'm at the game now posting on my phone.

Stop taking the piss, nobody cares about us except me.

*blocks the goal*
How do you respond?

timestamp or get out

Who /life long/ here?

Arsenal will never win anything ever again

*walks towards the camera*

>look over there, a bag of crisps!

>I can't play football as well tonight because the grass isn't real grass

you literally cannot score against this man he just has TOO MUCH MASS

>Arsenal's path to the FA Cup semi finals is two non-league teams

Show proof.

Shut the fuck up Shearer. I'm so sick of this stupid narrative the BBC is spouting about how nobody cares about the FA cup and how the magic is lost. 4 seasons ago fucking Wigan won it for fucks sake. Furthermore they're praising Millwall for bringing the magic back who got to this stage 4 seasons ago as well, not like anyone wants them to do well either seeing as how their fans are cunts.

Makes Kevin Pressman look anorexic. Fucking hell.

How can it be possible for a team to be so shit

>ARSEANAL

Just makes it better when they don't make it

Kek

At least when they won in 2014 they had a tough route to the final

How cool would it be if the semi finals were the Manchester derby and the North London derby.

Fuck non-league.

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>On Eurosport 1

Get in

Its what the fa want and will rig it so

>Clem on the interviews
>you now remember the Football League show with him, Manish, Leroy and Stevie C

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Ahh yes lets watch some part time footballers play shit quality football whilst completely messing up the regular fixtures in a shit competition.

Neither Manchester teams will make it

Curious that as soon as Leicester get promoted, they stopped doing it

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>Sutton have done no mind games/fuckery with Arsenal before the game
seriously, why not? At least pay the bus driver to get lost on the way or something so they have no warm up time.

yo it's the oldest competition in the world show some fucking respect

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Wenger?

wonder how good the pie is

Sut3-1Ars

that's boring, they play each other all the time.
much more fun seeing teams like arsenal struggle at sutton than see spurs beating them.

>t.customer

Yeah, funny how that worked out.

Far better than Channel 5's offering though.

looks dire

This. They should be doing anything the can to get any type of advantage
>you now remember Plymouth baking Klopp a fucking cake

channel 5 had that fit blonde broad though

i was talking about arsenal

For me, it's R Deacon

He's a big keeper

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Gary is going to smash his wife

tim vine is this really legit

Sutton coach seems like a wanker.

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ofc he is, he's a southerner.

>play on a cow field pitch (can't because 3g but still)
>shit up the away changing rooms
>get the bus driver to get lost on the way
>speakers playing crowd noise in the stands behind the Arsenal bench
all fair game IMO

>for free

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The tie will be over within 10 minutes

>Sutton is worth about £1.7m

Seems a bit much

he just seems like a regular guy at a pub

Are you stalking Nick Proschwitz?

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>Greengo waste management
Top fucking kek

pretty sure thats the manager's office on the right

exactly

The manager himself spent £1m on the club so he'd sell it for at least that

>tim vine's cheap effort to get back on tv.
i'm a sutton fan honest!

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>shit up the away changing rooms

That didn't work too well last time, Gus.

The ground is in London, it's basically all going to be the value of that land.

Arsenal line up is awful. That looks like a bottle job if I've ever seen one.

They won't be able to handle the pressure or non league feel

>For
>free

Top bants from Shearer

I've taken Sutton to several CL victories in the game Football Manager, you plastic cunt

>Gary Linekar
dropped

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My high school soccer coach played for Sutton in the early 2000s. He was an alumnus of the same high school so when he decided to leave England he just came back and decided to throw his name in for the job to replace the long time coach who was retiring. Needless to say he got the job pretty easily.

It always kind of baffled me that nobody really talked about it in the sense that nobody in the area had ever done anything at the highest level in soccer. This is a very small town in Upstate NY, but soccer was very popular. Granted, Sutton was in a pretty low division but even then that's still an accomplishment.

He used a lot of the training exercises that the Sutton coaches used when he played there, so needless to say those 6 am practices in the middle of August were brutal. We were in shape though.

every second that sutton go without conceding is a victory for memes, and exposes wenger even further.

Should have got Pardew on, he's a Sutton man.

unless your a woman or child, in which case you are left behind

was global banned for a month what epic maymays did i miss