What's the most batshit insane conspiracy theory you've seen on Sup Forums?

What's the most batshit insane conspiracy theory you've seen on Sup Forums?

Which one has the most vehement defenders?

Climate change isn't real.

Sup Forums is a Christian board

The Roman Empire still rules the world.

Catastrophic Anthropological Climate Change is real and it's going to kill us all.

Rothschild rule the world

Sup Forums is satire

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>Flat-earth
>Sup Forums is satire
>Genetics don't apply to humans(I heard that on Facebook, YouTube, Instagram and Twiiter though)

Climate change isn't real. How can you be so fucking stupid to believe it isn't real, god fucking dammit.

Also, EXCESIVE anti-semitism.

Hollow earth

It's also true

Meme magic/benenstien bears dimensional shenanigans.

Jews run the media.

>Sup Forums is satire
No doubt some people here are just having a laugh but this community wouldn't have so much sway if it was all just a big joke.

Is anyone else surprised that someone hasn't yet sperg'd about X or Y being real rather than a conspiracy theory?

That's actually real though.

>Dark ages never happened
My favorite is the Austria is a master schemer and has manipulated germany into ruining itself multiple times theory

Leaving this here

It is just a jewish plot to sell more by saying muh company fights le climate change meme

>there is ever too much antisemitism
Oy vey
The vaccines give autism meme

sometimes I think pol is serious their it's the joos meme

What?

This honestly.

Sometime around /new/, the people saying that were really just laughing to themselves nervously as the place became more and more of a shithole.

This place has bounced between /Stormfront/, /Paul/ and /x/ since it's inception, and the lack of the ability to argue about anything besides baseless reactionary bullshit really shows just what rules around here. The people who say
>Sup Forums is more than one person
and
>Sup Forums is satire
Are just retards who suddenly find themselves confronted with their own retardation. Generally, they respond to shit like that to beliefs that they themselves hold. The best is when they forget that they've outed themselves as believing something and going >"Sup Forums is more than one person" later in the thread.

thats not a conspiracy its just history

Satire is a conservative humour form, essentially throwing your hands up in mock horror and declaring "whatever next?"

That's at least, what, 85% of Sup Forums threads? If Sup Forums is getting deeply, darkly worse, it's because its reacting to a decline in reality that is fast becoming beyond satire.

>Berenstein bears dimensional

What did he mean by this?

What about chemtrails and fluoride in the tap water?

and posts like yours go without response.
Shitty threads get posted rolling down more intelligent ones.
Its a race to the bottom as shitposters shit all over the board.

but sometimes it really is da jooz

err most of the time...

okay pretty much all the time

Atheism

Moorzart

>meme magic
shhhhh... play along you faggot.

*tips mitre*

>implying /paul/ was a bad thing
well, it kind of was but meh

It was anti-/storm/, I suppose. But it let the /x/-tards in, which turned out to be worse.

Now, /paul/ lost the board to /x/, and /storm/ is stronger than ever because they just melded into /x/

explain

this is 100% real

Life is not a simulation, everyone knows we are in the matrix.

Flat earth or reptilians probably.

That fascists almost rule the world and every controversial politician is just waiting to become the next hitler

Roman Emperors use the Roman Catholic Church as a front, while they secretly control the world from behind the scenes.

How's that even a conspiracy? Most everyone that are in positions of power in the media are Jewish.