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first of may edition

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I'm Polish

Israeli techno

Ja też

POY (plod off yankingtons)

theresa may

Alri

identify as british not english desu

Danz

bit sick lads

is she jewish?

My birthday's in May:3

screaming at ryan and him getting caught every time he uses a proxy
fuck off you vile little scrote

I'm Polish.

Georgie boy was gay, I guess

Got a weird feeling in my stomach
Not sure if I'm feeling anxious or hungry, or sick for eating ice yesterday/using the bum washer

theresa may
theresa might
theresa can
theresa will

see how Polish I am

well when it's your birthday please make sure not to inform us in this thread as none of us will care at all

No Vietnamese ever called me a nigger

stop saying british things

susan

When I first saw this pic for a brief moment I genuinely believed that it was me in a Cardiff Market circa 2006 in which I did the exact same thing. I looked identical to him and had the same hoodie also. (thankfully I've lost weight since then)
The only thing that tells me that is not in fact me is the $ symbols.

The problem with capitalism is eventually you get outcompeted.

best websites for 45-60 minute ones with stories

had a wank

zaa zapozazazadzzaku zauzamiezasz?

have you got the picture of you doing it
would like to add it to my folder

you what lad?

New Zealand is a proxy and Josie is a character and you're a gullible cunt if you think otherwise

happy birthday :3

tried to imagine a yank saying "vile little scrote" and it made me physically ill

a very inferior pamyu

it's my birthday in 4 and a bit months

do you think porn stars ever get anxiety thinking of the hundreds if not thousands of actually disgusting men who have wanked over videos of them? there must be a point where they picture all the thousands of men in front of their computers in their head and feel a bit sick

Nope, and thank Christ.
I would rather that entire period of my life be wiped from history.

Looks like the sort of guy I would've been m8s with back in school i.e. a total loser.

so brexit was so far
>cameron: lol, we are doing just great. let's call the ref to make sure that people don't want brexit. no one can be this stupid, right? RIGHT?
>brexit: happens
>cameron: oh shit i'm outta here
>may: well shit, we can still make it right?
>EU: nah, fuck off
>may: call election. no one can be this stupid, right? RIGHT?
the tory cycle lads

epsom mad funkers

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I wanna be a maid!

>su336
how many pictures of this chinese girld do you have?

not sure what you're on about mate

1345 individual images

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankers_Corner,_Oregon

SCREECHING

Hmmmmm

>one schitzophrenic samefagging kiwi is the last line between british culture and yanks appropriating it for their own

Kike

post #1234

made a puzzle.
can you guess what it is?

whos that

neither you nor any other yob will change the truth

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>China
>overtaking America this decade

just poked my eye accidentally

Go back to Sup Forums

t. rasheed

Crush a few wog skulls and suddenly I'm a "bloody racist"

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treepizza may?

A lot of runtoids seem to talk and act like we're at war with the EU, which in their minds is basically nazi Germany.

confirmed for not being polisz. wypierdalaj

Why is he mad?

unsettling

>Go back to Sup Forums

>Wanker's Country Store

I am as Polish as you like

Reckon I should get started on my two essays due in tomorrow.

tree 'za may

really scratches my records how the groupthink on yanks here has shifted to acceptance in the past year or so
may go so far as to say the US elections ruined brit

youtube.com/watch?v=8BxymlODINw

>You will never be West Slavic

I understand Ulster's frustration.

close one. it's a 'za

doo in tomorrow*

>pizza
INTEHDEMENSIONAL PEDAPHILES

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitterton

S&H

oakpie empty field?

you must have just started browsing this year then

don't be a spanner it's sung in ukrainian

tree pizza (srebrenica) maypole-pole (may)
what does it MEAN

I thought the 300 I had of my husbando were excessive.

hahahah yes friend, that was so stupid

it's not true capitalism since they are not doing competition
they are taking advantage of global inequality to drive towards some corporate extreme
such that economy is not the end but the control of corporation over markets is

might have to never reply to americans ever again

Ukrainians are Western slavs reeeee

ive been here since 2014 liam you testicular tumour and yanks used to be rightfully bullied 24/7

cackling

why did you lads chase off lord craven

he was cool

>messaging qt trans guy on okcupid
>reveals that he is pre op
>already talked dirty once and am meeting next week
hmm think i might end up enjoying this in ways that he would prefer me not to >:)

>it's not TRUE capitalism

wrong

retarded fucking post DELETE THIS

i've been here since 2013 you stupid cunt

>normal alphabet: western slavs
>Cyrillic: eastern slavs

FOY

nighty night wagies :)))

did the man do the thing?

>aussies

youtube.com/watch?v=KgGSWGdSfnM

newcunt
jfs have always used british lingo here

No, that's impossible!

nobody fucking asked you did they ill have your guts for butts

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