Let's write a needledrop review one post at a time

Let's write a needledrop review one post at a time
>Hey guy's, ONETHONY POSTANO here, the worlds busiest music nerd

and it's time for a review of the new "ballsack general" album called "sprayin the troops"

Cal: You know who he is!
Anthony Fantano: HEY! That's my line you fat fucking FAGGOT!
Cal: *frowns*

Ballsack general is a post-rock/ jazz fusion band from Kelowna, Canada

*cuts to this still image for twenty minutes*

And this is their debut album in Fuckmyass Records, I didn't know what to expect going into this thing since I felt a little lukewarm on the singles

GUITAR TWANG

But may-mays aside,

But on the album itself, I really like the spiritual, chilled out vibe these guys have got going on some of these tracks.

With some trap influenced bangers that feature nice vocal melodies hanging in the background

DAMN SON, WHER'D YOU FIND THIS?

This review is a collaboration between fellow YouTuber and music reviewer:

The opening track - trapsarentgay, has a real nice feel to it

please welcome my friend, MC ride

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Mr Burnett, why not give your concise opinion on this perhaps seminal work before I give mine?

Anthony>MC Ride,what did you think of the new Bassack General album?
MC Ride:OOOOOGA BOOOOGA OOOOOGA BOOOGA OOOGA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anthony:Yes,i did not like very much of the drone tracks too

TAKYON!

it reminds me of hendrix... of course, of course, of course... but don't want to list off all the musicians it reminds me of... of course, of course, of course...it's boring.... of course of course, of course

I feel ballsack just hasn't really matured in their sound yet, still feels very juvenile even if there is some random moments of great jungle ambient inspired songs

Anthony: The opening track is pretty *freezes position* *wait 5 seconds**sudden zoom*bluh

On the 2nd track however I really enjoy the bombastic trap influenced beats mashed against the murky, lo-fi guitar riffing.

And I did think that the vocals were pretty good.The spoken word thing with interprations representatin the characters was very well done very well though it imo.

there's definitely a hendrix influence, don't you think? Now, Ride- let's talk about death grips.

lateral movement... of course, of course

In the whole album is this kind of lowkey theme that ties all the songs together

Although, I feel that the lyrics could use some work

>*fucks up the green screen*
wh-what was I saying.. Cal.. where's Cal!
>*screams in rage and sobs on the floor in fetal position
This heroin is really NOT GOOD, the withdrawl is sloppy and rushed, and the vomitting just lacks the force it needs. I'm going to give heroin addiction a light 3

my dad hates me

I give it a light to decent 7

TRAN-

Luscious synths

Ballsack General really dropped the ball on this one.

-SGENDER

DIDYOULIKEITDIDYOUHATEITWHATWOULDYOURATEIT

FAMED INDIE POP OUTFIT

SOARING GUITAR LEADS

POUNDING DRUMS

TRAP INFLUENCED BEATS

WATERY SYNTHS

RATTLING HI-HATS

DRENCHED IN REVERB

When I listen to it all I can think is, wow, how did this happen.

ARPEGGIATED STACCATO RIFFS

I also hate the gays

deaf grapes are the best non-punk hip hop punk band to ever master viral marketing

nigger

-Video Ends.-

great thread, guys

Do you guys like Cal Chuchesta's album? Unironically I mean.

no

absolutely not

It's a strong 7

kek

>worlds
already fucked it up

trannnn... sition.

can i eat your ass?

SOARING GUITAR LEADS *does air guitar motion*