Last night was the first episode of Hansen vs Predator

Last night was the first episode of Hansen vs Predator
Where do you watch it online?

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Nice. So do is it basically just those 3 clips?

>You know your gonna shower with me Thursday Night
>Chris: What night is this?
>Chris: WHAT night is this?
mfw

>I served in Iraq so it's okay for me to molest children

Yeah, that's the whole thing. Each week focuses on one predator for ~15 minutes. It's not quite TCAP but it's still pretty good.

Noice. This one is pretty interesting.

>pedo says it's his first time doing this
>Chris just whips out an earlier chat log with another decoy
I wasn't sure what Hansen vs Predator was gonna be like, but he's still got it

Damn guy brought a kill kit.

>legally registered gun
>registered gun
Does this shit take place in some commie shithole like commiefornia or something? Who registers their guns?

>in order to protect myself from isis i keep a pistol in my trunk

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What did he mean by this?

By the way, this guy is fucking retarded not getting a lawyer. Even if he's a disgusting predator.

Gets ten years but will only serve 3 in jail. What an idiot.

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>T-t-this is my first time doing something like this....
>please sir, I am not a real predator....

What is his excuse?

What in the fuck is that hair?

He kind of looks like the Feels guy

That scene was something else.

People don't realize his reasoning for wanting to be with a younger person is the same for the Catholic priests that go after children. These are "men" that are supposed to be moral leaders of a congregation but they have never been the masculine head of a family and told their woman/kids what to do and when to do it.

THEN, they graduate from the priesthood schooling, begin running a real church, yet have the emotional maturity and sexual maturity of a 17 year old.

Find this documentary for more youtube.com/watch?v=w_GHhJYaYog

About 30 mins in there's a former Catholic therapist/priest coming clean about how he helped other priests with these desires.

Same forehead and eyes.

Needs more ghillie suits

By that definition I have a kill kit on my nightstand
>condoms
>duct tape
>a registered gun
yup

It was Connecticut.

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how is it a crime if the person they are talking to is not actually a loli?

it's just 2 people roleplaying

You sound like a liberal

>Iraq made me a pedo

Because he was going to fucking kill her

in general desu

And here I thought Sup Forums was the pedo board. Who knew it was Sup Forums all along.

The difference is, you don't take those things with you when meeting a person for a date.

Sup Forums always defends pedophiles, nothing new

What is the budget for this show?
How much does each episode cost?

What? No way

I would have laughed my ass off if Hansen brought up the fact that he is a trump supporter

It sucked. they only did one guy.

Yeah Sup Forums always defends pedos, that's why all those pedowood threads cropped up and everyone told them to go back to Sup Forums.

That guy is just a regular moron, not a Sup Forums bred moron.

Those were jewish pedos. It's only bad when the jews do it user. Don't you know how Sup Forums works?

should fucking kids really be illegal though?
hmm...

See you on the next episode pedo

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There's nine more to go dude. It was well done minus the video effects. I can't wait for the rest.

nigga i'm an old school lib and can send a conservafag scrambling for a safe space in a heartbeat. Just goof on the military, gun culture (Im not coming for your guns and gun control is ineffective) make fun of christians, or burn a fucking flag.
being anti PC is not a conservative value.

This is such an edgy fifteen year old post.

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Another user asked this, but what if instead of just getting older and fatter, Hansen spent his time working out, preparing for war on pedos.

They show up, and instead of just walking out, the light flicker and there he is behind them, with a Bat brand.

Fucks them up and then brands them before shipping them off to jail.

Hansen got fat, which makes me sad.

But the nigga still got it, putting the pressure on them pedos. You'll never get me, Chris

>burn a fucking flag

Lol enjoy your jail time friendo

Would it have been better for him to not enter the house when Chris Hansen tells him to?

I feel like the dramatic reveal that he's Hansen was weak.
>I'm Chris Hansen, and this is Dateline NBC
>Fully equipped camera crew comes out
vs
>I'm Chris Hansen, and this is my new show Hansen vs Predator
>One guy with a handheld camera walks out, looks embarrassed.

He would've just been immediately arrested in that case.

Why is this not being archived properly in the piratesphere?

This is going to be TCAP all over again, where the only rips available are total shit, isn't it? Fuck, I'm going to rip this myself.

Objection. Speculation.

We are in the future. Cameras are smaller and boom mics aren't as necessary

>One guy with a handheld camera walks out, looks embarrassed

Kek I need to see this show now. It sounds like he's trying to recapture old glory and could only hire some dude with a camcorder to film his show.

But I thought just entering the house was part of what they use to build the case since it shows clear intent? Though I guess by that time he was actually told to come inside by Chris so I guess it didn't matter

I mean, he couldn't even get a gig at NBC again. I like seeing him do this stuff again, but the production value is so much lower.

>Man walks out with iphone, records pedo vertically

your a dorable

My (former) brother in law is making this argument right now while sitting in jail. He banged a 14 year old and had a bunch of cp on his phone when he turned himself in. (Yeah, he brought his phone with cp on it to the police station..). So he claims PTSD, (has been claiming it for a while, getting that free government "disability") except he wasn't even deployed to a combat zone, he was deployed to Kosovo and never left the base.

based

>A war vet carries a gun in his vehicle
>Surprising in any way, shape, or form

Also
>Legally purchased and registered gun
>Not on his person when he goes to see her
>In the back nowhere within quick reach
>No gloves, cleaning supplies, anything to remove evidence

KILL KIT

"...sends a video so graphic we can't show it on national tv."

But it's an internet series, Chris. Show me his retarded dong.

Yes

>implying he was doing anything to hide evidence

>got caught twice by the same kickstarter
>tries to blame kid fiddling on ptsd
Nigga, in what world do you think he'd be smart enough to be that thorough

hope he gets disqualified from government benefits and chemically castrated

Probably a vid of himself fucking a fleshlight or something. they've shown pixelated vids of pedos jacking it.

Best part, he got my sister in law pregnant 3 months before getting busted. I don't know how the benefits work, I think he will still get them once he's released, though I'm not positive.

He's a creepy shit, I never trusted him and I knew him for almost 15 years. He came into our house at 1am one time for no apparent reason, we were leaving for vacation the next day and I think he thought we were already gone. My wife didn't tell me until we had left and I came to the conclusion he was probably trying to see if we had any sex videos or something (we do). He had always had a creepy thing for my wife. So I had to call my mom and have her get my portable hard drive that the videos were on to keep until we returned and I could change the locks.

Imagine feeling as unimaginably fucked as he does right now

irony.jpg

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>just finished first video

dis is gud

This is even worse instagram.com/p/65pmV8O07gH95xe9CXd2Ey3SZWtBXDInHG2ek0/

>all these fucking millennial shits saying Hansen got fat
He's rocking an alpha paunch and he'll put you in your fucking place.

>I fucked kids in Iraq and forgot I can't do that here

Vets please, just go to like South East Asia or join ISIS if you're into that shit

HIS TOOLS

HE NEEDS HIS TOOLS

>He's rocking an alpha paunch
Come on, man. I love Hansen, but he's a fatty compared to before. Nothing wrong with it, since his pressure game is still as strong as ever, but he's a fatty.
>he'll put you in your fucking place.
He'll have to catch me first, which I don't see happening since I doubt the man can run.

You afflicted by body dysmorphia or anything?
I've known a few faggots who were.

Here's your (you)

I'll fully accept that as a yes you fuckin fag. Hope Hansen puts your ass down like a dog.

So the only episode that aired was the one with the mouth breather in a blue hoodie? Just don't want to miss anything.

THIS IS DISGUSTING ENTRAPMENT OF INNOCENT MEN, DO NOT SUPPORT THIS

Yup. Going to be a couple segments of HvP

a week. Next one should be Thursday.

Most real American men have duct tape and a handgun in their car. It's certainly not a kill kit because he had condoms. If he was going to kill her why would he wrap it up?

How is it entrapment?

Just don't talk to a 13 year old girl in a sexual way lmao.

haha... really?

>Duct tape her mouth shut
>Bind her hands and legs
>Use condoms to rape her and leave little evidence and then kill her. Dump body in woods.

>Just living life to the fullest.

what did he mean by this?

Dude looked sounded and dressed like JD Harmeyer.

Also now that it's a new tech and age and they're using texts, this has to happen:

>Did you send these texts?
>Not my number
>Producer in next room calls phone
>It rings
>Hansen hits em w/ a zinger.

>His gf is reasonable attractive

wtf my man

Conservative values and Nationalism aren't mutually exclusive. 90% of voters are retarded boomers/Gen X retards that have no idea that Conservative doesn't mean Republican and Liberal doesn't mean Democrat.

>the guy got 10 years

LOL jesus, I thought most of these guys got a slap on the wrist.

I am really disappointed in Hansen vs. Predator. I love TCAP because it's slow paced, and you get some goldmine of Hansen mocking the pedo, but, from watching last night's episode, I think he's lost it a bit. He's not as good as he used to be.

>carries a gun in the BOOT of his vehicle, along with a knife, condoms, a camera and duct tape
>after he was seen circling the house in his car
>and trying to lure the victim out of her house and into his car

pedo rights scum

Guy from last night? Or guy from OP's pic?

Source: your fat ass

The military guy from

>i had a rough time in iraq, let me do a cheeky wee murder/rape

is this what americans really believe?

Yea we actually respect our troops over here Jeeves

How did you know my name?