>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
At least I'm not a Nelson Nosepicker
>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
At least I'm not a Nelson Nosepicker
>tfw I'm a Morton Masturbator
>tfw I'm a Nelson Nigger
Are these only in Cineplex or does America get this too?
In 10 years people will be nostalgic about this for some reason.
>tfw I'm not a Patty Penile Percolator.
Who here /Garret Gunman/?
why would the people in front of him give a fuck
At least I'm not a Carlo Crabeater
who /Fappin' Phillip/ here?
Tyrone Talker brought his girlfriend, LaQueefa Yell'satDaScreen and sit right next to you...
What do you do?
Crack my crabs legs across their necks instantly slicing their jugular while no one is looking and teleport back to my seat while they both choke on their own blood.
their Sexting Stevie got all worked up
>LaQueefa
11/10
>tommy
>not tyrone
>at the theater
>actually see a guy watching youtube while the movie was playing
nothing worse than a Walt Watchesmoviesquietlywithoutdisturbinganyone
>No Lisa Loudmouth
I'm disappointed honestly
I'd rather Tommy Texter than Sammy Singles
check my Donny Doubles
Check my Terry Triples.
Sammy Snotrocketer here. Text at your own peril.
Tfw I'm an Alvin Anvil Hoarder
Don't be a Gunning Gary
Triple Tiples
Fuck my life.
I get the M&Ms action movie one
At least we don't have Carla And Kevin Kidbringer