A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be my Boyfriend?

Wat do?

Show how strong her calves are. If weak then tell the wench to hit the road.

wake up

>fall for this bait

Sadly, it's true. :(

No, you kike.

DELET

sperg out, fart, run away

tell her to stop stuttering

I go post on pol how much I support trump.

...

No you stuttering freak

>paper mario
>mario sunshine

I like this guy.

A-are you a gril? M-maga?

...

NO BITCH GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY WELL-PRESERVED AND TREASURED VIRGINITY YOU CAN'T HAVER IT CAUSE IT'S MINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no, i'm a g.i.r.l.

>Wat do?

Wake the fuck up alone in my bed then take the bus to my shitty minimum wage job so I can have shit to eat before I quit being a faggot and decide to hang myself.

tone down the truthing m8 i'm feeling too much

Do you have a penis? Please tell me you don't have a penis.

>y-y-you like meee? but... but... im a betacuck... a-and i like to suck dicks... a-also my dick is very small... can.. can.. can i touch you?

No.
You're not my type.

shy girls btfo

why the fuck do you post this stupid shit every morning

meh i mean you are cute and all, but you don't look like a good fuck. Don't get me wrong i could train you to be one, but that takes too much effort right now. Get some experience and the we talk

trying to pry into the innerworkings of Sup Forums is comparable to looking for God

No one will ever say that to me.

I understand your feels

Sorry I don't date retards with speech impediments

>slap.jpg
>Don't stutter bitch

Pfft no way fag.

>U-uh no I'm good
Then proceed to go back to jerking it to furry porn