Zombie apocalypse

Zombie apocalypse.
>First thing you see to your left (or right) is your ONLY weapon you have to defend yourself.
>Your last two post #’s determine how many hours you have to survive until help arrives
>The last place you went to that wasn’t “home” is your current location where you have to stay for help
How do you fare?

>Yeti Cup
>CVS
>rolling for hours

Toiletpaper, wrap it tightly around my fists, so they can't bite trough and fight my way out of it. Also wrapping up weak spots.

i get a wall or a bed
i need to wait 62 hours
a park

>Mosin nagant
>Taco Bell
> pretty good chances

>TV remote as a main weaon
>Last place out of home: work
>I am a fucking clerk at a funeral house.
>Doesn't matter how long have to hold on.
>I am fucking zombie chow.
>mfw

Nice work

Rolling

>toilet plunger
>McDonald's

Same to you.

Since help has arrived immediately, we'll come get you.

Beware my fucking yeti cup.

dinnerplate
i'm also at mcdonalds, let's team up.

Ffffff sitting in shitter at work all i have in here is playboy soap and a mirror but the garage has alot of weapons including my toolbox gun...lets see how long...

I'm probably screwed. I guess I'll be able to use it to see my waifu one last time before I die.

A leather belt
College
Bad chances

Cabin on a lake
Toilet paper roll
Rolling hours

A didgeridoo for muh weapon. (Not ausfag). And my work, which happens to be a secure facility with guards and checkpoints and shit.

Could be worse.

12 bad dragon chance the stallion dildo. I'm going to be fucking fine

Fucking water bottle and in a park gg me

A folder isn't a weapon, but the last place I went to is the Home Depot. I think I'm good.

My revolver.
Last place I went to is a Buffalo Wild Wings.

A very large hammer
A machine shop
Rolling for hours

>Metal Microphone
>A school
>Pretty big school, should stay alive long enough for help

>34 cm Bowie knife
>rolling for hours
>Center of my city (worst spot arround)

Bottle of wine
Industrial estate near airport

Taco Bell guy here, I'll be on the roof. You guys are only 3 buildings down.

>laptop
Search online how to survive zombo apocalypse, occasionally slapping zombies with my laptop
>my cousin's house (i got wi-fi)

Ezpzlmonesqueezie

Im sure if you heat up that blazing sauce it can be caustic enough, plus you have liquor bottles for molotovs

42 hours, doesn't matter anyway. My cousin's appartment is 2 stories high and has a crazy door with a strong lock. I'd just fap for 42 hours straight

PlayStation Platinum headphones and Bosch Arriva 1400W vacuum cleaner. I'll be ok!

>tissue roll
>Grandparents place

Hmm, 41 hours with just that at fucking Rotterdam Central will probably be pretty tough.

Wearing my headset around my neck, so first thing left and right. Pretty shitty, luckily I just came from the barber's, so plenty of sharp objects. Still rolling for 00

Oh fuck better get in cover

Fun size Twix bar. Town mall.

meh

>empty 6.25 Liter water jug
>street?

Glock 17, concrete plant filled with 1000s of gallons of diesel and Guzzoline plus a fuckton of trucks

...

He wins he gets rescued in seconds

>Bed as weapon
>CVS
>Roll for hours

I have a couch and a lazy boy recliner...

I guess I can donate some barricades if someone wants to lend me a weapon that's a little easier to wield.

hm

A pen or a stapler
bacteriology lab
roll

Sounds like a plan!

Metal coffee cup
Local country club
The upstairs can be boarded off pretty well, and it has a full restaurant and bar so I can get supplies,just need to get a few clubs and cigars from the pro shop and I'll be ok

I have a bunch of zip ties by me. Can I have a loli zombie?

Oh yeah, just saw how long you survive
My bad, b

desk fan
grocery store
probaby already screwed

>ipad 1
>woods
>rolling for hours

defending myself in the woods with an ipad..... shit

72 hours

Guitar
not bad.png

knife
pub

hope for a low number because the pub is always packed.

Toliet paper roll
DMV
Roll for hours but let's be honest I'm dead in like 5 min

shit, knife probably wont help then if i have to wait 46 hours.

sounds like a good film setup

>Case of cream soda
>Walmart

73h? Fuck that, if the zombies come from bacteria infection, me and my colleagues are the first to die anyways.

Weapon : empty sturdy Liqueur bottle
Location : a small mall

I'm pretty fucked, regardless of post #.

Pocket knife
Dentist Building

Not too bad.

Fish bowl
Copper Mine

>ruler
>costco
>roll for time

a ukulele and a pair of sunglases
fuck yea

Lets try

Well shit, not bad.
>Bearded Axe
> 5hrs
>Military Base.
Easy af

Weapon: hammer
Location: my blacksmith workshop

Pretty well I guess, just lock up the doors till i made some good weapons :) no food tho, just coffie

Roll

rollo

forgot to mention place. im serving at the army so last place i was is at my base

Roll

Rawl

>10mm wrench
>Local park
I better roll a 01 or else I probably wont make it.

I assume I get everything in pic rested?

I'm good . Axe 9mm and a little ammo plus clothes and toiletries

>a fork is my weapon
>36h
>abandoned school with a fence, rather heavy wooden door and windows that are pretty high up
I should be fine if nothing too weird happens.

roll

Watch that edge. Stay out of school zones.

Hm so I'm at work and need to wait 71 hours for help, and I have several rolls of trusty toilet paper. Luckily it's 3-ply paper, so a bit sturdier but also extremely soft

>Pop bottle
>Royal Bank Of Canada
>Rolling for numbers

That's clearly to your right - nice try.

Just gonna lock myself in the vault. These places are made to be tough right?

Also I get 93 hours and a Walmart... I. Texas... So more ammo and pleanty if supplies. I will have to kill a few people before help arrives though I'm sure

More like being homeless. Lucky me I guess

water bottle

s

w8 my bed is to my left and i got an m16 assault rifle under it does it count?

Just looked it up and theres 3.7 persons per square kilometre in my province. that means I'll have to hide from probably at least 20ish zombos

Lysol air spray at my brother in laws house. I hope I don't need to last long

>lizard toy
>my dad's place
rolling for hours

Buck knife
National guard reserve center

Think I might be good

52 hours...good luck

>pillow to the left
>cat to the right
>car dealership with huge displaywindows
>unless my post ends in 01 im fucked

Hide under a car

I got lucky
>hunting knife
>A martial arts dojo
>rollin for dem hours

>lay down under car
>get surrounded
>they begin to crawl in under
>nowhere to run
>long, horrible death
thanks for the tip

>electric guitar
>the Mall
>rolling for hours

>A Sharpie permanent marker
>Baker's Square restaurant
Rolling for hours but I think I'm fucked no matter what

As soon as I read this my cat showed up next to me

>I defenz yu human

I've got an AK... Let's see how long I have to survive in Walmart....

Only 4 hours? Shits easy yo.

Pic related

>Glock 17
>Mexican Taco joint

Pillow to my left, pile of clothes with charge adapter and cable on top to my right. My location, in the middle of a fucking field surrounded by warehouses and a motorway.

>mfw

Knight helmet
Bank
Lets see

My gun with it's spare magazine. All loaded.
I was just messing around with it too.