What are the best condoms and lube?

What are the best condoms and lube?

I've decided I'm probably gonna lose my virginity this weekend only so my brothers don't have to be disgraced and embarrassed about me.

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So, how are you gonna do it? Rape? Prostitute?

> only so my brothers don't have to be disgraced and embarrassed about me.
Dude, fuck your brothers, lose your virginity at your own pace, it's your life. Unless your 35+ then you need to worry

Probaby some fat chick on Craigslist, and yes I know to watch my back there. I can spot a setup from a mile away.

At my own pace I'd die a virgin. Personally I don't care for sex, marriage, or any of the other contemporary stuff people are supposed to care about.

>Dude, fuck your brothers
If he fucks his brothers, then he would lose his virginity.

>using the rubber jew

I don't trust anyone, and I'm definitely not trusting some woman to use plan B.

Coconut oil for lube.
Most condoms are the same.

there exist no such thing as "best condom".

Condom efficiency is at most 95-99%.

That is, in the very best case you have 1% probability knock her up even if the condom didn't broke.

That is, every 100 condoms there are 1 to 5 literally useless.

> Personally I don't care for sex, marriage, or any of the other contemporary stuff people are supposed to care about.
That's a bad attitude man, eventually your gonna meet someone who you want to do all two things with and maybe it's gonna take 5 maybe 10 years before you care about those things but by then, your gonna regret not doing those things earlier, live life dude

Trust me, that won't matter, I won't even make it that far.

Trojan bare skin studded

I've been told Trojans are small and break easy

wtf you smoking nigga? those birth control effectiveness numbers you look up are a percentage of people using said method that get pregnant over the course of a YEAR! not one time.

Best lube is Uberlube hands down, but it's silicon based so you don't use it with condoms.

Magnums arent bad ive never had one break.

>don't use it with condoms.
I'll be sure to use it the next time I jerk it, but until then I'm not risking a baby.

I don't have a huge dick or anything but that was the only condom I've used that was too small. It was painful to put on.

What I mean is, silicon based lubricants break down latex over time, which decreases the effectivity of latex condoms. If you're in a long term relationship, or fapping, it's great, but otherwise you would want a water based lubricant.

Magnums are small as fuck and they break. Same with durex. Lube is good, GF had some, don't remember the brand.

Lube can be used for vaginal intercourse but what're you fucking? A dried up old lady? Unless you're doing butt stuff you don't need it. Pussies are self lubricating

YOU BASTARD YOUR GONNA LISTEN TO ME, LIVE YOUR DAMN LIFE AND DON'T WASTE ON VEING DEPRESSED, I BELIEVE IN YOU YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

Obviously you've never fucked for more than 10 minutes or had a girl say it hurts

Yea, I understood. I'm not in a relationship atm and I have no plans on it for at least the rest of my life.

Not that guy but is that always with girls? That it hurts a bit after a time?

For some reason this helped me

Apparently it does after a while, I've only had one girl say that though. Probably hurts more if you're going hard.

Are you fucking retarded? Seriously...oil breaks down prophylactic. Might as well give him aids.

Kek

I'm seriously not going to live more than 6 years though. It's already been decided.

Why do people keep saying this shit. Oil based breaks down condoms. Not silicone, and especially not a silicone as nice as uber lube. Please stop spreading dumb shit like this.

Glad it helped fam

Turns out Trojan magnum condoms are just marketed towards manlets who want to impress the cashier. The condoms aren't any different in size than durex and they're too small + break easily. Any decent ones out there? Shits annoying, this is why people hate condoms.

> I've only had one girl say that though.
Then it means that it's only with particular girls, not everyone

No shit. That's what I said.

Why? Disease? Despression? Live life dude, don't waste it

Haha Jews amirite guys I'm edgy. KYS.
Someone needs to redirect this bitch to a feels/cringe thread

look up some "escorts" in your area and use a service that actually has a building

Don't listen to that fucking retard. Pure silicone lube is fine. Dimethicone is best( uberlube contains dimethocone, and is non staining...its great stuff actually), avoid anal silicone lubes with "relaxants" in them like clove oil...which breaks down condoms.
A simple brief search of the internet will confirm this for you. People still spread this around cause some silicone looks and feels like oil, and they know oil is bad..so the bad info just spreads. Oil will def break down latex, rubber, silicone toys (even platinum cured)...pretty much everything that is not solid. Most oil based lubes are creams used for fisting or inserting large objects. Thesevare usually cream lubes like boy butter or elbow grease.


Fuck Water is a nice hybrid. It is sold as a water based lube (says it in the nane), but has a small amount of dimethicone in it...so in a sense it is a hybrid, just not a high level of silicone added. It is still water soluble, and is made to mimic the body's natural lubrication pretty well. Water based gets tacky because our bodies absorb the water in it. Silicone stays slick because the molecules are too large to get absorbed (or so I've been told in training) so a lube like fuck water will last a little longer while still acting water based.

Bait alert

>Fuck Water
this is some good shit bois

I'm curious to know what kind of training you're referring to

Are you serious? The vagina doesn't lubricate itself for extended periods. Do you last lime 20 min max always? If you are fucking for more than a couple hours, the natural lubricant begins to absorb and dry up or slowly get displaced and stops being produced as much. That doesn't mean you have to stop, but you can defenitely create micro tearing which can cause issues for sure. Sessions lasting even longer or ones that involve large insertions can hurt and lube helps. I sell toys and lube for a living all day almost every day and have only sold lube to an old old old woman may be 5 times....(and with them I recommended these awesome lube syringes that you can use to get lube waaay up there and create the illusion of being naturally wet. They are also good with silicone for butt stuff too)

You do not have to be a desert, devoid of natural lubrication to get use out of lube. It can be fun and helpful. Grow the fuck up.

Hahaha if you can't keep a woman wet while you fuck her then you're doing it wrong. Be real here. Do you really think virgin OP is going to be fucking for hours? I'd say not likely.

Why do they make their lube container look like a dog dick

>If you are fucking for more than a couple hours,

Who the fuck does that?

15 minutes tops.

True man. I last long enough to satisfy the broad I'm fucking. Then it's my turn. I guess I've never had a bitch that's in it for the long haul tho

I'm going to kill myself. Nothing more to it.

How many of these ladies could come from your dick alone?

Asking for a friend.

>How real is this monthly giveaway?

wavetime.axfor.com

Vendor training. When sex toy/lube companies create new products they will sometimes travel to shops that sell their products and train them about the new stuff. Keeps us informed and helps sell their stuff. It is also a great way for new Sales Associates to learn about their older products, and origin stories about the companies themselves. It's also a great way to ask questions directly to someone who represents the company... uncomfortable questions like false claims they made regarding certain products or other dirty laundry and stuff regarding competitors. ( I usually talk to them about this stuff afterwards one on one of course, not during the training in front of everyone )

Right.

It happens. Some people really enjoy fucking.

Check out this sweet course I taught on cunnilingus.
pffft.
Bored

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>gonna lose my virginity
>only so my brothers

Wtf? That's the only reason you can come up with to get laid?
I mean do you just not want to fuck pussy or something? I'm getting it all weekend while me and my gf paint the interior of my house and get ready for her to move in. I'm doing it because I want it too, and not because I feel like I owe her for helping me paint and shit. It's great in and of itself.

Anyway, Durex or Trojan condoms, and astroglide lube.

If you are in southern CA. come into my shop and I'll hook you up. Like I mentioned earlier. Pretty bored atm and ill help a \b\ rother out.