Waifu thread

Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Only a massive cocksucker would post a banana as his waifu.

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What do you guys think of me?

are there still bananas

While fine most of the time, you're a massive douche once in a while.
Assuming this is the usual Chen.

Yeah, give them a minute to notice us. They're slow, in every respect.

shame.
also, shizuru was a top tier character in Rewrite, both the VN and the anime

Yeah, I am here. Just wondering what were your thoughts on me.
I am on my phone, tho.

Thanks for the answer, Shizuru :)

Ah, didn't know you'd read the VN. I definitely agree, though i wish Kotaru wasn't such a massive dunce during her route.

You are a strange, aloof contrarian.
And you have good taste in music

Thank you, Revy.
Even if I acted like a retard, I guess we can get along.

Daily r-reminder, this is my b-board

I thought the point of this board was to act like a retard..
Fuck off Nevada

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Meh.

You were right about validation thing

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life.

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. gg

Took you idiots long enough, what took so long, had to go wash the cum off your face before you could turn your spam script on or something?
I know. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hello Rory

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 1

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 2

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life.4

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 5

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 6

Hi

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 66

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 878

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 33

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 55

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 5545

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life.445

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 54

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 54534

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 777

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