Just got an asian massage

Just got an asian massage
AMA

Where exactly

At a parlor... im in Houston

End your life

Virgin

What actually is a asian massage?

A massage from an asian.

Did you get a happy ending? Are you worried about dying in the hurricane?

Was there anything more than a massage or just a massage?

is it sexualized in some sort of way?

Happy end?

what are your opinions on the soviet union reforming

Of course... it was more of a happy beginning.

And no

How much did it cost? Was it worth it? What did she let you do?

If you know the "code" anything goes

>tips appreciated

What did she look like?

I fucked an Asian massagist once. Would do again. Spent my 2014 tax return on it

1hr $60 to get in the room
>undress lay on table
>hot young asian in little dress comes in
>starts rubbing back w oils
>moves to front and i feel her push soft breasts in back of my head
>reach out and touch leg
>no pull back keeps massaging
>slide hand up her dress and squeeze little asian ass no panties
Still keeps massaging like nothing

Just about like pic related
She was short tho
I was actually shocked at hot hot she was

More

Continue? Is there more to the story?

that saggy tits

>tells me to turn over
>whispers you want fucky with a little hand gesture
>say yes and ask how much
>$200
>wtf only have $100 as i rub her soft little thigh
>give her cash
>take little blue dress off no bra no panties
>perfect c cup sloped w dark nipples

So it only cost you $160 to bang a hot Asian girl? Give me the name and address of that place.

finish this.

>Be me, handsome and fit Korean with big penis
>Went to massage parlor that I saw on Backpage
>It's owned and operated by koreans
>30 min for $55, extra $30 for handjob
>Went back to same chick(Jenny) 3 times over the course of a month.
>She's probably late 30s or early 40s, b cup tits, decent but kind of flat ass
>after the third time she said "next time let's fuck"
>Come back, Jenny isn't working
>Get a girl named Summer instead
>Summer is about the same age, maybe a little younger, bigger tits, more curves
>Handjob, but she's much more flirty
>Come back again, but this time I call first, and ask for Summer
>Summer remembers me and says to come
>Arrive, she is drunk
>She instantly gets naked and climbs on me, starts sucking my cock and I eat her out
>she asks if I have a condom
>Fuck her in missionary, doggy, pull out, pull off condom, cum all over her
>Paid $120 as my tip to her

>puts condom on me
>immediately starts blowing
>grabbing soft perfect sloped tits
>continues blowing
>playing w little ass and dark nipples
>try and get finger in her
>wont let me for some reason
>ok whatever im getting head
>climbes up on table straddles me
>omfg so hot
>stairs at me as she lubes us both up

Most places with the neon "Open" sign that are open late will be Asian massage places.

Go in with cash. Bring at least $60 to get on the table. Some places charge less.

Bring at least $40 minimum for handjob. It may be less.

Get naked, get on the table face down. Do NOT put the towel on you. This shows that you are there for naughty fun. If they ask if it's your first time, say no. Say you came before and you had someone else.

Feel free to fondle them while they massage you. Go as far as you want. I've fingered and sucked the nipples of the massage lady before.

I haven't found anywhere that lets you fuck on the first time. But in case they do, bring your own rubber and around $200. Price is negotiable too.

>pro tip

>getting a blowjob with a condom on
>cum 15 years later
>go outside
>the parking lot is full of tumbleweeds
>everything is in chinese and russian
>old posters of trump halfway ripped from the walls
>bullet holes
>go back in massage parlor
>time for another 15 year blowjob

I think most of them are involved in some kind of human trafficking or something too.

A lot of the women there work at multiple locations, and the ads on Backpage look like the same generic template.

Whatever, just bust a nut

Virgin

Also, I've only been to the ones on Backpage that say they are massage parlors. There are other ads that are straight up prostitution and posted in the massage section. Usually $160/hour, and these have ended up being police stings sometimes too.

If I go the massage route, I can play dumb and have that as an excuse. "I thought it was just a massage"

Oh yeah most definitely been trafficked
Horrible english
But definitely good at what they do

no i just can't FUCKING CUM WITH A CONDOM ON

I'd like to see these girls because every place that gets busted has 60 year olds

I'm moving to Houston soon ironically,

What's the code word?

I'll find that place through trial and error

way to completely misuse the word "ironically"

the word you wanted was "coincidentally"

this is why you're a fucking failure with near poverty-level income and why your parents are ashamed of you

Yeah fuck those places. Girls with work visas are promised work in hotels then are forcibly pimped out. They get paid less than mininum wage and 5 at a time live in some shitty traphouse with no AC. Pimps threaten to kill them and their families back home if they snitch. Or get the girls hooked on meth, rape them, threaten to send sexy videos or photos to their mom and dads.

But hey as long as you're getting your dick wet, amirite?

>be you
>open condom with teeth
>tastes funny
>blow it up with mouth like balloon
>do balls go in or out
>are they all this big
>how am i supposed to feel anything
>its like a XL sleeping bag on my dick
>do i have a small dick
>feels bro

rude, nigger

Like, happy ending asian massage or was it just some withered hag rubbing you down?

>ITT: Beta cucks who cant get a woman any other way

PS it's easier to cum with too-large condoms because there's more movement on your dick

it's harder to cum with regular sized condoms if you have a big dick because there's no added friction

Bingo!

...uh...yes, if i'm getting my dick wet. you are right.

Just actions not literal codes words like
>rice and noodles

Uh, yeah? Was this ever denied? Is there a point to stating the obvious?

>ITT: NSA

nice try FBI, nice try

This seems like the easiest way to fuck your life, your computer and everything

You should feel guilty after you cum. Then give an anonymous tip not to the local police because they're probably in on it but to contact the National Human Trafficking Hotline at 1__888__373__7888

shit you figured me out

Gtfo w that shit

Thank you mods or whoever removed the post linked there! Doing the lords work!