Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Banana posters love cock in and around their mouth.

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shizu and banana right on time...

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F-faggots.

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It's almost like they're looking for waifu threads to spam. Hmm...

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Hey mates. I'm surprised this guy hasn't stopped, he must be bananas.

I'm sorry shizu I was just being silly, I know you're a good person. Banana is too

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nice hair

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 1

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 2

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 3

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 4

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 5

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 6

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 88

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 788

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 666

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 333

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Nah, righteous indignation and an authoritarian bent is a hell of a drug to these types.
I'm a good person?
Spam-chan is a cum guzzling cocksucker. I don't think he gets to be called a good person. :^)
Hay bb
He's bananas about sucking dick. :^)

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 767

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Alice so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Alice every night before bed, thanking her for the life I’ve been given
>"Alice is love" I say; “Alice is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot weeaboo
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Alice
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Alice
>I am so happy
>She whispers into my ear “This is my board.”
>She grabs me with her powerful animu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Alice
>She penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Alice
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against her force
>I want to please Alice
>She whews a mighty whew as she fills my butt with her overwhelming love
>My dad walks in
>Alice looks him straight in the eyes and says “It’s all ogre now.”
>Alice leaves through my window
>Alice is love. Alice is life. 565