Well?
Well?
Jason Fisher
Mason Adams
...
Josiah Jenkins
g r o w u p
r u
o w
w o
u r
p u w r o g
Adrian Rogers
it would be nice if you died
Carter Price
It would be nice if you grew up
Nathaniel Stewart
Christopher Campbell
I believe in a cream filled log,
Just listen to the rythm of his fart,
There's a log we could suck on now,
Slidding shit till the sun goes down
I believe in a cream filled log,
Angel Morales
He logs me like a feces when I am wake
I've been logged inside your throat-shaped ass for weeks
I've ddreamt into your creamy logs pit ass
I wish I could eat your loggy logs when you shit ass
Asher Bennett
Studies Show Andy Sixx to have Tastiest Log of Shit
February 12, 2017
|Arthur Gates
In a research study comissioned by the BVB Army Institute of Log of Shit Research and Study, results were released for a $4.2 million study of Andy Sixx's shit compared to the shit of other people. Three were celebrities while seven others were common Joes they found on the street who agreed to shit in a plastic zip-lock bag for "scientific advancement" when approached randomly on the street by fellow BVB Army Soldiers.
Although the celebrities have signed non-disclosure agreements in which we will never know who they are, the BVB Army, prior to being granted the funding for the study released a list of potential candidates to donate their shit for research. The list of potential fecal-donors included Kim Kardashian, Ellen DeGeneris, Dennis Rodman, Matt Damon, Oprah Winfrey, Stephen Segal and Christian Bale.
Ethan Harris
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Liam Cruz
Andy Sixx is no stranger to shit. He has been shitting in the mouths
of his fans for nearly 6 years and when he sat down with me for his first interview since a really horny fan managed to suck so hard on his asshole that food he hasn't even eaten yet came out, he was quite homely and humble as we all know him to be. I was excited, and just for me, he ate a deadly but delicious combination of jalapenos, curry, Whoppers from Burger King and clam slidders from White Castle.
"The incident is something I will remember for the rest of my life," Sixx told me doing up his trousers after I had just sucked a massive fucking warm creamy MONSTER log roll out of his asshole, like this thing was massive, man. It was weapons-grade, I'm telling you. "I know they were a fan and everything and really excited for the opportunity to have me drop a big one down their scrawny little throats, but I don't know. It got me thinking, you know. Maybe I should take a break so that I can recover from it."
Andy is usually pretty brave, but the phenomena of food that he hasn't even eaten yet spewing out of his asshole by someone just ruined him mentally and has supposedly taken a small break from his log of shit duties which I totally know would not be permanent by any means.
He has since recovered and has doubled the number of logs of shit he allows his fans to suck out of his asshole on a daily basis from 3 to 6. I had even asked him where he even finds the time or the food to produce 6 logs of shit in one day. That honestly can't be easy.
"Nobody said it would be easy, but it was something I must do. The log of shit must continue sliding down the throats of the fans and I must do whatever I can to keep up with my fans. They are my flock, and I am their shepherd who shits down their throat every day,"
Camden Gray
Listen logster.
There are way over 700 logpics by this time. Day by day new logs are invented. Tell me- how do you cope with sadness of not embracing a log?
How do you even live with yourself knowing that you are cucked from logs everyday. You- not sucking creamy dreamy steamy log of shit.
SLIDDING DOWN MY THROAT EVERY MOMENT OF MY EXISTANCE. It is really dreamy feeling which you will never experience.
I feel pity for you. Logless shill detected...
Ryder Lee
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Eli Watson
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Adrian Smith
No one likes your forced meme. You are completely alone.
Jeremiah Davis
I wish I could be paid for this
Ian Gonzalez
>alone
kek
Cooper Sanchez
I bet you do get paid, you fucking shill.
Ian Powell
Logging in...
Camden Thompson
I is drunk so you can have loggy plums
Lucas Reyes
You have fulfilled my fantasy!
You have started making songs.
THIS IS THE FUTURE OF MODERN ART!
I love you, man. You are an inspiration.
Carter Morgan
...
Gabriel Gomez
The answer is yes
Mason Thompson
Bump
Isaiah Hughes
did you like what it said on my coke bottle?
slidding
Jacob Martinez
...
Brayden Bailey
What's this