V-violets are blue

V-violets are blue,
Roses are r-read,
Living like t-this, we're already dead....

But you know what can stave off that crippling ennui? F-food! Shall w-we eat together, Anonymous?

I'll cook you something delicious tonight, promise

Hi Alice I miss you I hope you are doing good

Today we are h-having pot roast!

Is alice the same Alice frkmthe thread om /gjf/

I don't now w-what that means so lets select a tea!

but you're streaming right now.

Yummy I hope you don't boil it like my mom does it

KYS

Nah t-that doesn't sound like me. Tea?

dont know h-how can you show me while I p-post the ingredients list?

Again with this fucking thread?

Yes! N-now read my how to!

>doesn't sound like me

Nah, fuck off

M-make me! Part two!

Hellooo!

u have broken rule 48 and 49

u mad

Hi! Back t-to see more meat seasoning?

Pot Roast? Holy shit that does sound amazing. How have you been Alice? Good I hope. Care for some chips?
~The man with the nice hat

no rules no gods no masters

Stuttering idiot...

I'm f-fine just chopping carrots!

I know you are b-but what am I?

it's not her, Mantis. she's streaming right now, and someone else is posting her stuff.

CAN YOU ACTUALLY WRITE LIKE A NORMAL
HUMAN BEING YOU FUCKING CUNT