Stereotypes

ITT: Everyone acts as stereotypical as possible (sorry for the shit thread)

Not now OP I'm eating my burger and cleaning my AK.

FUCKY YOU GRINGO DE MERDA
SORRY FOR MY ENGLISH

Fuck off cunt

10 shots of Tennessee whiskey in.

Don't sweat it Mountie! Every thread is a shit thread compared to what AMERICA can do!

Heck, I can make a better thread with one hand behind my enormous back, and the other holding this sweet, sweet, double deluxe bacon cheeseburger. But I won't, 'cuz it's easier to get Mexico to do it for me!

What an unamerican piece of shit.

Use an M-16 not a communist piece of garbage you fucking traitor.

I'm gonna eat some baguette and sing on Champs Elysees !

BOY I SURE DO GUNS AND GOD

I THINK AFTER I FINISH SHOOTING SOME COLORED ILLEGALS I'M GOING TO FUCK MY SISTER WHILE READING MY FAVORITE PASSAGES FROM THE BIBLE

AYO HOL UP SENOR! Ayiyiyi why is Britain so non-white I mean they are such cucks, right pendejos?

>M-16
>A rifle literally made from garbage

I have been murdered for the seventh time this month. Now I'm going back to my hut and praise our president for giving my village internet.

Get off my head you slimey mountie

I hate all of you.

syrup and hockey friend. How are you doing this cold snowy summer day?

you posted a m1 garand fucking dumb bonger lol

Even our rapist are better than the rest of the world.

Went to get some burgers at WalMart today but all the scooters were being used, about had a heart attack walking back to the meat department.

BRAZILIAN WOMEN HAVE ASSES TOO BIG FOR TINY GRINGO DICK
huehuehuehuehue

Just fuck me in the ass. :(

ENOUGH WITH THESE STUPID THREADS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>M16
>Literally the worst American gun ever
>not picking the superior M14

>when you want to fuck your sister, but she is out with Tyrone

>feels bad man

>Expecting bongs to know about guns.

Most brits would probably burst into tears if they fired their first round from real gun.

more like amerigaa :DDD

Try not being a black ghetto blaster nigger.

>Obama's son

Kek. Made me think of this...

>He expects me to keep an image of a disgusting rifle like the M16 on my computer
I need the M1 Garand to cleanse my palate user, even if she was poorly handled

ok it is a nice gun I'll give you that. nothing wrong with a ar15 tho

Anyone want some free American™ Hamburgers?

>noguns having opinions on firearms

goldberg looks more like this guy.

Aye, she be a pretty gun. Has the M16's aesthetic without actually being terrible.

Makes me sad that chances are I'll never get the chance to hold one myself. Too many cucks ruin the fun.

you call that food ?

>French food
>good
Go back to eating snails dirty frenchman, we Americans have real food to eat, food like Hamburgers, hot dogs, fried pizza, fried Oreos, Fried Hamburgers, fried corn, fried Ice Cream and the list goes on.

I want go Paris and drink wine on the French liviera!

can you teach me english

Why do you want to sip wine in a Muslim country? Isn't that dangerous?

Paris Syndrome

I also want go London and ride a 2 floors bus and eat crumpet & relax on the tube

at night I will walk along a Thames river and go to clubs to listen music

Duuuuude lmao

I want to see a Grand Canyon and New York but I can't go because there are guns

Just take your gundam, samurai-guy

Señor ¿Necesita que le limpie?

Ándale Señor Trump, ¿Quiere que le washe el car?

Pinche indio güero de mierda

Ándale, deje le cuido a los chamacos

¿Le limpio la torre señor Trump?

Por Favor, necesito la Green Card.

PINCHE INDIO PENDEJO REGRÉSATE A TU PAÍS
*Uses body for organ trafficking* (It's not like the autorities are going to do anything, or exist)

We need to fuckin' build that god damn wall to keep spics like this out.

No mames González, te dije que el cargamento era para dentro de dos semanas. Ahora traigo un pedote con el Mochaorejas y el FBI y me va a costar un chingo quitármelos de encima. Puta Madre, se me hace que no se va a armar el pedido pa' L.A.

Thank u come again

Biuld? Yu hav job? Güere Mr. Trump

Jajajajajaja mi sombrero de tacos esta bien rico mijo

You can get the SMLEs though right? Pretty nice gun there, I'm a sucker for stocks that go down the barrel

Islam sure is great, eh?

>Ronald Mcdonald in the background

Que chingados dijiste sobre mi, hijo de tu reputisima madre?

One minute op smoking a joint and plucking some fresh tulips oh my wooden shoes are repaired u beter take my bike to go and get them

¿Qué putas chingadas madres dijiste de mí, pinche escuincle baboso? Para que te sepas yo entrené en el gimnasio del señor Julio Cesar Chávez , tengo un record de 50 knockouts, fui al colegio militar de la ciudad de México y un doctorado en ingeniería nuclear, ¿sabes que significa eso? Que puedo volar tu pinche cabecita hueca que estoy preparando especialmente para ti , y no solo eso también soy experto en el manejo de armas largas y tengo acceso a todo un arsenal de Uzis, Ak 47 y R – 15 , si tan solo hubieras pensado un poquito más y no hubieras abierto el pinche hocico de perro que tienes, no tendrías que rezar por tu vida

Don't speak Mexican, hermano

My hangover just got 2 shots higher.

Someone hold my beer, I need to ride my kangaroo to the shop to buy a shovel to bury the backpacker I just killed because the cunt brought up the fuckin emus again.

> drives up in a pick-up truck adorned with bald eagles and the American flag
> shoots everyone
> "You're all liberated now! Freedom!"
> Dies of cardiac arrest from being 300 lbs overweight

Sorry, Im just looking at the best economy in the world right now that happens to own over half of the worlds GDP

>Aye, she be a pretty gun.
Are you a fucking pirate?

i fingered hex at a nightclub once

>Either jacked as fuck or fat as fuck, no middle ground
>Drive my 69 mustang through flames with a bald eagle or my 04 chevy malibu with cigarette buds on the floor and stained seats
>go home to stacey wife and chad kids from my 500,000 a year job as a hedge fund manager or my job at walmart to my obese or anorexic wife and trash kids with mullets
>shoot intruder or shoot myself on accident
>Be based as fuck or gross as fuck

I laughed hard at this one. Thank you, Indian bro.

>Quebec shown in the picture

Stop this fucking meme, Quebec isn't a distinct nation.

[thunderous applause]

>Eatin steamed crabs down in Balmer
>seasonin those fuckers with some Old Bay(tm)
>About to crack me open some Natty Boh's

Finished adding guns to my mobility scooter today, I was proud of dipped into my celebration burger stash. Thinking about my guns and burgers is making me hard, I wish I could see my dick

I like you.

Ayy ooo senpai who the fuck up

Real nigga hours only! No whitey or cracca fucbois, Hispanic niggas are okay too senpai

I'm 1/4th irish 3/2th german 2/4ths british and 1/16 native american... so basically I'm native

AYYYYOOOOOO
POPPLIO NIGGAS WHO UP????!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!/??!?!?!?!!11??!/?!?!/1!!!11?>?

Los chilangos me la pelan
puuuuuuuuuuuutoooooooo

los gringos son una bola de cuernudos.

...

OOOOOHHH BOY! I SWEAR TO GOLLY GOSH THAT THE PACKERS WILL WIN THE NEXT SUPER BOWL YOU BET YER ASS! TIME FOR ME TO SIT DOWN WITH A TWELVE PACK AND ENJOY GETTIN A LITTLE HAMMERED IF YOU DONT MIND

Even the krag was better than thr sweet 16 rifle. The m16 was made for hippies who couldnt handle the recoil and weight of a real rifle like the m14.

Cocи ты хyй... Пoшeл ты нaхyй! Aх ты cccccyкa, cвoлoчь бoльшeвиcтcкaя! Cyкa! Aх ты хyeвa бoлячкa! Кo мнe пpиeзжaй, я тeбя шaшeчкoй блядь paзpyблю, cyкa, нaпoпoлaм! Aх ты cвoлoчь! Хyeвa бoлячкa! Aх ты ж жoпa ты нecчacтнaя! Tы знaл кaк я eгo eбaл вce дecять пepвых лeт мoeй жизни?

Better dead than red. Remove commies.

HUEHUEHUEHEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUEHEUEHEUHEUEHEUEHEUEHEUHEUEHEUEHUEHEUHE
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>smacks pickelhaube profusely
ZO HOL UP HOL UP
>genocides
ZO DU BE SAGEN
>loots Roman village
ZO HOL UP DU BE SAGEN
>eats a sausage
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAGEN
>checks for nearest SS
U BE SAGEN
>collects welfare for muslims
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeth then smacks lips
AYYOO U BE SAGEN
>does the marsch
SO U BE SAGEN
>opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies Bismarck and Hitler
HOL UP SO DU BE SAGEN
>tweets about dis and goes to check in with his SS officer
WIR WAREN
>dindu nuffins
FEINER WIR WAREN
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOOO HOL UP WIR WAREN
>pulls up lederhosen
SO WIR WAREN
>instinctively looks around for legionaries
SO DU SAGEN WIR WAREN
>faints and then starts the second world war
SOM FEINE
>scopes dem titties
SO WIR WAREN
>does the Marzipan
SOM FEINE
>chucks spear
AYYOOO SOM FEINE
>sets down stone axe
HOL UP
>strokes holocaust article pensively
WIR WARN
>throws up hitlergruß
SOM FEINE
>swings from Panzer Kanone
WIR WAREN
>grabs limes and shuffles left and right
SOM FEINE
>participates in fall of rome
HOL UP MEIN NEGER
>converts to protestantism
U SAGEN WIR WUZ
>repeated heil yelling in background
SOM FEINE
>sells fur
KAISEEEEERS N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIß
>evolves from barbarian

AY, AY, AY, AY, CANTA Y NO LLORES

want some cocaine, gringo?

this a million times
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

........................perkele......................

oh fuck off ya fuckin cheesehead, the vikings are gonna beat em with their new stadium dontcha know?

Just got back from beating my wife and kids now taking my pick-up truck to walmart to buy ammo for my assault rifle, time to light up some queers and niggers for stealing my confederate flag aw durn this store doesn't have any motor scooters guess I'll go to the other walmart 2 miles away and get some liquor for the ride home

Man, I'm so rich

Dibrov, zalogintes'

ooga booga

AYYYYYY IM FUCKIN WALKIN HEEEEEERE
*runs fingers through slicked back hair*

En Français SVP

>republican destroys home state with republican ideas and republican fiscal policy

>"god damn shitskins ruining muh state.... MAGA"

hi, i just hired three poles, four swedes and a couple of lithuanian people for my government funded business venture, covered by tax dollars, i am extremely wealthy, but paying foreign workers with lower than legal rates and offer them terrible working conditions. I live a long and prosperous life, taking advantage of my third world neighbors. Then again, all is third world when compared to me and my pensionfund. I do believe my flight to Mallorca is taking off soon. Snakkes!

FUCKING WALLOONS ARE WHY WE'RE NOT DUTCH

SECESSION NOW!

ANTWERP IS A METROPOLIS!

DON'T TREAD ON ME!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>DON'T TREAD ON ME!
thats our phrase asshole

its a somali pirate